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Q. Why did the chicken join a band? A. Because it already had drumsticks!
A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."
Which music genre appeals to cheese? R 'N Brie
Q. What's the difference between a bull and a band? A. The bull has the orns in the front and the ass in the back!

 


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Q. What is a cool banana's favorite song? A. Melllo Yellow!Q. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar? A. jam session!Cow Chef Asks: What kind of music do chefs like to listen to? Wok N Roll!

Q. What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet?
A. Tooty Fruity.

Q. What happened after the chef opened the refrigerator door because he heard green onions singing a Bee Gees song?
A. He realized it was just chives talking.

Q. Why did the chef add chickpeas to the culinary choir?
A. To hummus a song.

Q. Where did Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
A. Strawberry Fields.

Q. Which classical dessert comes out of a musical volcano?
A. Bach lava.

Q. How are music producers and a pizzeria business alike?
A. Both make dough from mixers.

Q. Which R&B funk tribute band only plays in kitchens?
A. Earth, Wind, and Fryer!

Q. Why is everybody singing about the new Indian restaurant?
A. On Curry-oke Night, that shit is really hot!

After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible. However, a chef would argue that a finely tuned menu does the same.

Q. What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A. Nobody cries if you chop up a banjo!Q. What is a sous chef's favorite song? A. Dice Dice Baby!Q. What do you get if you put your radio in the fridge? A. Cool Music!

The musician's girlfriend had tears in her eyes when he asked her to marry him. It might be because he proposed with an onion ring...

Q. What happened to the dancing pirate who went to the seafood-themed disco?
A. He pulled a mussel.

Q. What is it called when flat bread sings?
A. Pita wrap.

Q. What music do chefs listen to while stir frying?
A. Wok 'n Roll.

Q. What is an Italian chef's favorite song to sing when he's cooking fish?
A. O Sole Mio.

Q. What is the chance to samply a fishy broth at a high brow music event called?
A. An opera-tuna-ty.

Q. What do you call a bunch of rock musicians in a hot tub?
A. Vegetable Soup.

Q. What does a rapper like in his drinks?
A. Ice Ice Baby.

Q. Why do farmers make the best rappers?
A. 'Cause they have the freshest beets.

Q. How do you get a trombonist off your porch? A. Pay hin for the pizza!Q. What song do you sing if you've run out of bananas? A. What else but peelings!Q. Which classic rock group sings about black and white cookies? A. Oreo Speedwagon!

Q. What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A. My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.

Q. Which rapper always gives away four cans of beer?
A. 2Pac.

Q. Which rapper is the most polite?
A. NIce Tea.

Q. What is a frozen banana's favorite song?
A. Yellow by Cold Play.

Q. What is a banana's favorite song?
A. Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) by Harry Belafonte.

Q. What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A. Bae-nae-nae.

If you can't sing with a mouth full of garbanzo beans, just hummus a tune!

Q. What is a hungry beef lover's favorite tasty song lyric?
A. Is it meat you're looking for?

Q. Why did the rapper go into farming?
A. Now he can produce his own beets.

Q. What is a cow's favorite musical note? A. Beef Flat!Q. How do you reduce wind-drag on a trombonist's car? A. Take the Domino"s Pizza sign off the roof!What is Beethoven's favorite fruity melody? A. 5th Symphony: banana..Na...! Banana..Na...!

Q. How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Q. Why didn't the rapper ever dine at the steakhouse?
A. He gots no beef with them.

Hip Hop Point to Ponder: If two vegan rappers dis each other, can you still call that a beef?

Q. Why do farmers play smooth jazz out in the corn field?
A. 'Cause it's easy on the ears.

Q. Which 2010s band plays on the highest sugar levels?
A. The Diabeatles.

Q. How much gum do rappers chew in a day?
A. 2Pac.

Q. How is music like candy?
A. Ya toss the rappers.

Q. What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
A. Mellow Yellow!

Seven piano keys walk into a bar. Bartender say, "Sorry, we can't serve liquor to A minor."

Q. What's in the potent Christmas cocktail called Little Drummer Boy?
A. One part rum, three parts rum pum.

Q. Why was the music theorist drunk?
A. He tried to use a fifth with his tonic.

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