| Q.
Which brass band always stands in a puddle of drool during
the Christmas season?
A. The Salivation Army Band.
Brassy
Pick-Up Line: Oh baby,
you've giving me a real tromboner!
Q.
What is a brass player's favorite movie?
A. Gone with the Woodwinds.
Trumpet
players do it with three fingers. Tuba players do it with
four fingers. But, trombonists do it in seven positions.
Q.
Which musical instrument does the uterus play?
A. A fallopian tuba. |
Q.
What did the guy say after his girlfriend broke up with
him for constantly singing Linkin Park songs?
A. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Q.
How do you put a sparkle in a flutist's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q.
What is a hungry beef lover's favorite tasty song lyric?
A. Is it meat you're looking for?
Q.
What key do you get when a bugle-playing army officer puts
his nose to the grindstone?
A. A Sharp Major.
|
Q.
Why don't suspenders make good singers?
A. Because they don't know how to belt.
Q.
What's the definition of a mezzo soprano?
A. Just an alto with a soprano's attitude.
Q.
Why was the soprano standing outside the door?
A. She forgot the key.
Q.
What's the difference between a dressmaker and a soprano?
A. The dressmaker tucks the frills.
Q.
What do vocalists and some baseball players have in common?
A. Being pitch-perfect. |
