musicians were walking down the street. One turns to the
other and asks, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with
last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo,
that was my fife!"
Why did the guy get kicked off the karaoke stage after he
sang Danger Zone five times in a row?
A. 'Cause he exceeded his maximum number of Loggins
Vocalist Point to Ponder: Why do women love singing Let
It Go, considering it seems most of them hold grudges
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
are you a scale? 'Cause I'd go up and down on you all night
long, and you set the tempo.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
A. Bee Flat!
Why did the terminally ill pianist hope to die by being
hit by a falling piano?
A. That way, he'll go out on a dramatic note.
What's even worse than a sick gopher on your piano?
A. A diseased beaver on your organ!
you hear about the blonde who learned to play piano by ear?
She finally figured out it was easier to use her hands...
Which kind of used piano might you buy for a thousand dollars?
A. A grand piano.
Which bands do sheep like dancing to?
A. Ewe 2 and Ewe B 40.
What is a sheep's favorite pop group?
A. The Pet Sheep Boys.
Which new boy band only plays classical music for ewe?
A. The Baach Street Boys.
Which classical melody do Siamese cats like to listen to?
A. Fur Elise.
What do you get if you cross a donkey and a piano?
A. A Yam-Hee-Haw.
Which '70s rock band is a cow's favovite?
A. Moo-dy Blues.