| Q.
Why can't a gorilla play the trumpet?
A. He's too sensitive.
Pirate
Musician Pick-Up Line:
Ahoy matey, you are even more perfect than the key of Sea.
Q.
What is it called when the trumpet player calls in sick
because he's got too much iron in his blood?
A. Ferrous Buglers Day Off.
Q.
What do you call a cow that plays the trumpet?
A. A Moos-ician.
Q.
Why can't you take a tuba player on a bar crawl?
A. 'Cause they're always two bars behind. |
Q.
What do you call an iguana that throws down a quick beat?
A. A rap-tile.
Hip
Hop Point to Ponder: If two vegan rappers dis each other,
can you still call that a beef?
Q.
What sort of music do frogs and toadies croak about?
A. Hip hop.
Q.
Which scary retro monster really loves disco music?
A. The Boogieman!
Clarinet
Player Hookup Line: Hey
babe, if you were sheet music, I'd reed you all
night long.
Q.
Do old music mixers ever die?
A. No, they just fade away.
|
Q.
How long does a harp stay in tune?
A. About 20 minutes or until somebody opens the door.
Musical
Point to Ponder: Is a harp actually just a nude piano?
Musician
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
this cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Q.
What is a battle between classical music composers called?
A. A de-Bach-le.
Q.
How does the Grim Reaper threaten a classical music buff?
A. He tells him to watch his Bach.
Old
musicians never die, they just get played out. |
