What do you call an arrogant trumpeter?
A. A Brass-Hole.
Why is jazz the music genre most often used to set the mood?
A. 'Cause it's so horny.
What do you call a berry that plays the trumpet?
A. Tooty Fruity.
Why did the humble trumpet player always borrow other musician's
A. Because he didn't like blowing his own horn.
Which brass instruments sound a little like Tom Jones?
Why did the classical musician just go Bach home and order
A. 'Cause he went Chopin, but forgot his Liszt.
Fact of the Day: Johann Sebastian Bach was not a rich man.
In fact, he was Baroque.
Come-On: Hey baby, even
Beethoven couldn't compose something as moving as you.
Why didn't musicians have much money during the 17th and
A. Because that was the Baroque period.
Up a Musician Line: Damn babe, you are looking sharp
Why did the two pianists have such a great marriage?
A. Because they were always in a chord.
Music Tip of the Day: To climb to the top of a tall piano,
you must scale it!
How is a concert piano like a car with a manual transmission?
A. Both have three pedals, and most people only know what
to do with two of them.
Which insect really likes the piano?
What were the Beatles words of wisdom for insects?
A. Let It Bee.