Do old Chinese restaurant chefs ever die?
A. No, they just wok away.
What music do chefs listen to while stir frying at the Chinese
A. Wok 'n Roll.
What does a pastry chef call it when somebody topples over
a tangy dessert pie?
A. Upsetting the apple tart.
How does a penguin chef make pancakes?
A. He uses his flippers.
What does a bakery employee have to do when cutting bread
ahead of time?
A. He needs to use pre-slice measurements.
How did the vegan couple feel about making their own pulp-free
A. It was a real strain.
Why did the maid always tip the client's dog?
A. For helping her with the dishes.
Why did men invent high-heel shoes for women?
A. So the wife can put away dishes on the top shelf.
What did the guy do the day his dishwasher and washing machine
A. He took her to the emergency room.
Q. What happened after the chef opened the refrigerator
door because he heard green onions singing a Bee Gees song?
A. He realized it was just chives talking.
How are music producers and a pizzeria business alike?
A. Both make dough from mixers.
refrigerator repairmen never die, they just lose their cool.
What do vegetable lovers call an occasion for burping?
A. A Tupperware party!
Which soup to-go can be found in the refrigerator in a doctor's
A. Pee soup.
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A. They saw the salad dressing.
Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey cheesemonger, I hear you're grate
Plate Come-On Line: Hey girl, I'd let you pick me up with
Pick Up Line: Hey Jack, you have my parmesan to nibble off
my refrigerator thought it was a microwave. We got into
a heated fight, but now everything is cool again.
What does it mean if your kitchen kettle sounds like wind
and thunder? A.
A storm is brewing.
Which R&B funk tribute band only plays in kitchens?
A. Earth, Wind, and Fryer!
What do you get if you cross angel hair and a snake?
A. Spaghetti that wraps itself around your fork!
What is the best thing to put into a key lime pie?
A. A fork.
Which kind of pie needs eight forks?
A. The octopi.
I cannot eat this meal!
Waiter: Why not? It looks okay to me.
Customer: Because you didn't bring me a fork!
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you cheddar not miss out on the
grater plans I have for you.
Why didn't the deli cheese want to be sliced?
A. It had grater plans.
Why did Donald Trump want to prohibit the sale of shredded
A. Because he wanted to Make America Grate Again!