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Nibble on carrot jokes, crisp veggie puns, and funny carrot humor you'll want to root through.

Carrot Jokes, Veggie Humor, Punny Carrots
(Because Carotene Food Fights Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Jack Rabbits or Mr. Magoo on the Highway!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! High Vitamin A puns may cause focused laughter and beta-carotene funs.
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Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A. It's been nice gnawing you!Q. How do you murder a salad? A. Go for the carrot-id artery!Q. When does a carrot wear a mask? A. When it's going to a mask carrot ball!

Q. Why do hipsters really dig carrots?
A. Because they're underground.

Q. Which martial art are carrots best suited for?
A. Carr-o-tee!

Q. Which veggie won when the lettuce and carrot raced?
A. The lettuce was always a head.

Q. What do gemologists like to eat for dessert?
A. Carat Cake.

Carotene Fact of the Day: Did you know a salad with carrots can become Caesar salad? Yes, if you stab it enough times...

Q. Why do carrots have so much trouble quitting bad habits?
A. 'Cause they're deep-rooted issues.

Q. Why are orange root veggies the coldest?
A. 'Cause they don't carrot at all.

Q. What did the tough carrot say to the rabbit thug?
A. So, you wanna piece of me?

Q. What do you call a carrot that insults a rabbit?
A. A fresh vegetable.

Q. Why couldn't the young carrot go to its friend's house?
A. 'Cause it was grounded!

Q. How do you make Gold Soup?
A. Add 24 carrots to it!

Q. Which delicious cake is best stored in the attic after being baked?
A. Garret Cake.

Did you hear about the carrot detective? It got to the root of every case!Q. What is a vegetable's favorite casino game? A. Baccarrot!Q. Which veggie are all others afraid of? A. A scarrot!

Q. Why are potatoes better for your vision than carrots?
A. Because potatoes grow from eyes.

Q. Why do carrots help your vision?
A. 'Cause they contain Vitamin See.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
A. Nobody's ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses.

Q. Why did the orange root veggie decide to wear a costume to Mardi Gras?
A. It was a mask-carrot party.

Q. What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A. Wanna grab a bite?

Did you hear about two women digging in the garden? One dug up a foot-long carrot and said, "This reminds me of my husband." Second woman asks, "Your husband is that long?" She answers, "No, that dirty!"

Q. Why do rabbits eat raw carrots?
A. They don't know how to cook.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a carrot!
Shrink: Calm down and don't get yourself into a stew!

Q. Which veggie watches over all the elderly vegetables?
A. The carrot-aker.

Q. What was the incontinent farmer's biggest problem?
A. He managed the carrots, but could not control his peas!

Q. What is a gold miner's favorite root vegetable?
A. Karats.

Q. Why do pirates eat so many carrots?
A. So that they can sea better.

Q. Which vegetable has a sense of humor? A. Carrot Top!Q. How do you make a really rich soup? A. Add 14 carats to it!Q. Why is a carrot orange and pointy? A. If it was green and round it would just be a pea!

Q. How many choreographed dancers does it take to peel a carrot?
A. Five, six, seven, eight...

Q. What does a British army doctor use along with a bandage to stop the bleeding?
A. Garrot sticks.

Q. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A Carrot.

Q. Why did the carrot get an award?
A. Because it was outstanding in its field!

Q. Why do computer programmers eat so many carrots?
A. 'Cause carrots help them C better.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cat and a parrot?
A. A Carrot.

Q. What do you call a carrot with right angles?
A. A square root.

Q. What does a strangler serial killer eat for dessert?
A. Garrote Cake.

Q. What is invisible but smells like carrots?
A. Bunny farts.

Q. Which veggie watches over the estate? A. the carrot-taker!Q. What does the carrot priest say at Easter time? A. Lettuce pray!Q. Why was a snowman rummaging through that big bag of carrots? A. He was just picking his hose!

To all those who eat baby carrots: Have you no feelings? Don't you carrot all?

Q. What did the hungry rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!

Q. Why do carrots make such clever detectives?
A. They always get to the root of every case.

Q. What made the carrot so embarrassed?
A. It saw the chick pea!

Q. Why did the carrot blush?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

Q. Which corny comedian do funny root veggies try to emulate?
A. Carrot Top.

Q. Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
A. Because it tastes like boogers.

Q. What did the annoyed snowman say to the carrot?
A. Just get out of my face!

Q. What did one snowman say to another snowman?
A. It smells like carrots to me.

Two snowmen were standing in a yard. One asked the other, "Do you smell carrot?" The other snowman replied, "No, but I can taste coal."

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