Jokes, Reindeer Humor, Bucked Up Puns
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Funny Deer Puns, Reindeer Jokes, Stag
(Because Funny Reindeer Jokes
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Deer Hunters
at the North Pole!)
| Deer Jokes | 2
| Bear Jokes | Panda
Bear Jokes | Polar Bear Jokes
| Colorado Wildlife |
| Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes
| Gorilla Jokes and Big Ape Puns
| Buffalo and Bison Jokes | Wolf
Jokes | Fox Puns | Forest
Critter Puns | Animal Bar Jokes
What did the doe say to the 24-point buck?
A. Boy, you're horny!
What do you get if you cross a deer and a ghost?
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
A. Buck Off, man!
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A. Beer nuts are $2.99, but deer nuts are always under a
Wanna hear some funny deer jokes?
A. No thanks, I'm not a fawn.
What did Homer Simpson say after he crashed into a deer?
What do you get if you cross a mouse and a deer?
A. Mickey Moose.
What do deer call hunters?
A. Doe Foes.
Which kind of deer is a natural-born weather forecaster?
A. The Rain Deer!
What does a reindeer comedian say to open his act?
A. This joke is gonna sleigh you!
What did the doe admit to her friends?
A. I like big bucks and I cannot lie.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
hope you think these deer puns are very fawny!
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
A. He was not aiming deer-ectly at it.
What do hunters call Bambi?
Which kind of wild stag can join the Air Force?
A. A bombardeer.
Pun of the Day: A young doe gave birth for the first time
and knew exactly what to do thanks to her Mother Nature.
Did Rudolph go to school?
A. No, he was elf-taught.
raining cats and dogs right now, but that's okay as long
as it doesn't reindeer.
What did the chef hunter call his new jam made with pine
nuts and deer meat?
A. Wild Preserves.
Which animated deer wore an explosive vest?
How do you save a buck during hunting season?
A. You hang on for deer life.
What do you call a deer that can't quit drinking?
A. An elk-o-holic.
Which kind of deer is essential to graphic artists?
A. A-doe-be Illustrator.
don't like these bucking jokes? Well, just deer
Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
A. Just his nearest and deerest friends.
Which new scary movie serves venison at the theater concession
stand during every showing?
A. A Nightmare On Elk Street.
What do you call a moose who's wearing a mask?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. Eye Dunno!
What is the least expensive venison cut?
A. Deer balls are always under a buck.
Why couldn't the hunter bring his duck and deer on his flight
A. 'Cause the airline only allows one carrion.
Why is hitting a deer with your car really inequitable?
A. You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but
nature is only out one buck.
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus at their picnic?
A. It's going to reindeer...
What did the little Colorado deer say when her big stag
forgot their anniversary?
A. Don't you even caribou me?
What do lady reindeer do while the guys are out with Santa?
A. They head down to the Elks Club to blow a few bucks.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is near?
A. He looks at his calen-deer.
What was left after Santa's sleigh was hit by a car and
several deer died?
A. Just the remaindeer.
Why did the antelope mourn at the forest funeral?
A. It lost a deer friend.
What did the loving deer couple do after they had a baby?
A. They fawned over her.
What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
A. Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you call an antelope that's forbidden to marry?
What is a pirate's favorite kind of deer?
A. A commandeer!
Joke of the Day If you had a dollar for every deer joke
on this page, you'd have a whole bunch of bucks.
Wild Animal Jokes | 1
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| Xmas Jokes |
Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
Why did the guy quit his day job to become a professional
A. He herd that's where the big bucks
What kind of vodka do Canadian deer drink?
A. Grey Moose.
Which reindeer is is a dinosaur's least favorite?
Why did Santa take 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A. What he was buying cost around 20 bucks, but he thought
it wise to bring along some extra doe.
Why did the hunter buy a new rifle?
A. It was quite a bang for his buck.
What happens if you fall out of a tree and land atop an
A. You get impala-d!
Where do Santa and his reindeer stop for coffee while making
Why do beavers and antelopes like Gone With The Wind?
A. "Frankly deer, I don't give a dam."
What did covert deer use to communicate during WWII ?
A. Moose Code.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh and reindeer?
A. Nothing. It's on the house!
| Deer Jokes | 2
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | 2 |
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Yak
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Owl Jokes, Owl-ful
Puns | Animal Poop Puns | Sea
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
| Zoo Jokes | Wildcat
Puns | Lion Jokes | 2
| Leopard Jokes, Cheetah Puns
| Lynx LOLs | Tiger
| Elephant Jokes | 2
| Giraffe Jokes | Hippo
Puns | 2 |
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes | 2 1 3
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
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| Vet Jokes | Scary
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| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
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Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
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| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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