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Q. Did Rudolph the reindeer go to school? A. No, he was elf-taught!


 


Deer Jokes, Reindeer Humor, Bucked Up Puns
Hunt for stag jokes, deer humor, fawny wildlife puns and buck laughs that are dearly funny.

Funny Deer Puns, Reindeer Jokes, Stag Humor
(Because Funny Reindeer Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Deer Hunters at the North Pole!)
Warning: Sleigh Onward At Your Own Risk! Bucking funny deer jokes, rude reindeer humor, and point puns ahead.
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Q. What do you call a blind stag? A. No eye deer!Wildlife Pun: Male deer have buck teeth!Q. Who was the first deer in space? A. Buck Rogers!

Q. What did the doe say to the 24-point buck?
A. Boy, you're horny!

Q. What do you get if you cross a deer and a ghost?
A. Cariboo!

Q. What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
A. Buck Off, man!

Q. What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A. Beer nuts are $2.99, but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Q. Wanna hear some funny deer jokes?
A. No thanks, I'm not a fawn.

Q. What did Homer Simpson say after he crashed into a deer?
A. Doh!

Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse and a deer?
A. Mickey Moose.

Q. What do deer call hunters?
A. Doe Foes.

Q. Which kind of deer is a natural-born weather forecaster?
A. The Rain Deer!

Q. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? A. Eight. One to crew in the bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down!Q. In New England, what do they call a deer with no eyes? A. No Idea!Did you hear about the race between Rudolph and another reindeer? Rudolph won by a nose!

Q. What does a reindeer comedian say to open his act?
A. This joke is gonna sleigh you!

Q. What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
A. Bambi-dextrous.

We hope you think these deer puns are very fawny!

Q. Why did the hunter miss his mark?
A. He was not aiming deer-ectly at it.

Q. What did the doe admit to her friends?
A. I like big bucks and I cannot lie.

Wild Pun of the Day: A young doe gave birth for the first time and knew exactly what to do thanks to her Mother Nature.

Q. Did Rudolph go to school?
A. No, he was elf-taught.

It's raining cats and dogs right now, but that's okay as long as it doesn't reindeer.

Q. What did the chef hunter call his new jam made with pine nuts and deer meat?
A. Wild Preserves.

Q. Why did the deer need braces? A. He had buck teeth!Q. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bam-Boo!Q. In New England, what do they call a deer wit no eyes and no legs? A. Still No Idea!

Q. How do you save a buck during hunting season?
A. You hang on for deer life.

Q. What do you call a deer that can't quit drinking?
A. An elk-o-holic.

Q. Which kind of deer is essential to graphic artists?
A. A-doe-be Illustrator.

You don't like these bucking jokes? Well, just deer with it...

Q. Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
A. Just his nearest and deerest friends.

Q. What do hunters call Bambi?
A. Bam-Bye.

Q. Which new scary movie serves venison at the theater concession stand during every showing?
A. A Nightmare On Elk Street.

Q. What do you call a moose who's wearing a mask?
A. Anonymoose.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. Eye Dunno!

Q. What is the least expensive venison cut?
A. Deer balls are always under a buck.

Q. Why couldn't the hunter bring his duck and deer on his flight home?
A. 'Cause the airline only allows one carrion.

Q. Why is hitting a deer with your car really inequitable?
A. You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out one buck.

Q. Why don't reindeer like picnics? A. Because of all their ant-lures!Q. How does Santa get his reindeer to fly? A. He uses red bull because it gives you wings!Chimp Elf Asks: What do you call a wet animal? A. A Reindeer!

Q. What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus at their picnic?
A. It's going to reindeer...

Q. What did the little Colorado deer say when her big stag forgot their anniversary?
A. Don't you even caribou me?

Q. What do lady reindeer do while the guys are out with Santa?
A. They head down to the Elks Club to blow a few bucks.

Q. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is near?
A. He looks at his calen-deer.

Q. What was left after Santa's sleigh was hit by a car and several deer died?
A. Just the remaindeer.

Q. Why did the antelope mourn at the forest funeral?
A. It lost a deer friend.

Q. What did the loving deer couple do after they had a baby?
A. They fawned over her.

Q. What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
A. Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Q. What do you call an antelope that's forbidden to marry?
A. Cant-elope.

Q. What is a pirate's favorite kind of deer?
A. A commandeer!

Cents-Able Joke of the Day If you had a dollar for every deer joke on this page, you'd have a whole bunch of bucks.

Q. What do you call a scary reindeer? A. A Cari-Boo!Q. Why does Scrooge love all the reindeer? A. Because every buck is dear to hin!Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? A. H-ornaments!

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Rude-Alf.

Q. Why did the guy quit his day job to become a professional deer hunter?
A. He herd that's where the big bucks are.

Q. What kind of vodka do Canadian deer drink?
A. Grey Moose.

Q. Which reindeer is is a dinosaur's least favorite?
A. Comet.

Q. Why did Santa take 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A. What he was buying cost around 20 bucks, but he thought it wise to bring along some extra doe.

Q. Why did the hunter buy a new rifle?
A. It was quite a bang for his buck.

Q. What happens if you fall out of a tree and land atop an antelope?
A. You get impala-d!

Q. Where do Santa and his reindeer stop for coffee while making their rounds?
A. Star-Bucks.

Q. Why do beavers and antelopes like Gone With The Wind?
A. "Frankly deer, I don't give a dam."

Q. What did covert deer use to communicate during WWII ?
A. Moose Code.

Q. How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh and reindeer?
A. Nothing. It's on the house!

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