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Q. How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Squirrels only change bulbs that are nut broken!
Q. What do you get if you cross an optometrist convention and a donkey auction? A. Two eye-gl-asses for the price of one!
Q. What do you get if you cross an alligator and a pickle? A. A crocodill!
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. He was pissed off!

 


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Relate with funny animal aunt-ics, wildly catty humor, and naturally humorous wildlife jokes.

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(Because Wildly Funny Animal Jokes and Rare Wildlife Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Zoologists!)
Warning: Proceed With Caution! Manely funny jokes, zany zoo grins, batty humor and owl-ful puns ahead.
| Wildly Funny Wild Animal Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| Gorilla Jokes and Big Ape Puns | Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes |
| Cheeky Monkey Jokes | Stoner Monkey Jokes | 2 | Animal Pothead Puns | Animal Bar Jokes |
| Elephant Jokes, Mammoth Puns | Lion Jokes, Big Cat Puns | Colorado Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Bear Jokes | Deer Jokes | Mouse Jokes | Rabbit Jokes, Hare Humor | Animal Poop Puns |
| Insect Puns | Bee Jokes | Spider Jokes | Frog Jokes, Toad Puns | Snake Jokes | Fish Jokes |
| Vet Jokes | Scary Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes | Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas Animals |

Caturday Trivia: Which side of a tiger has the most stripes? A. The Outside!Q. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A. The Giraffe!Wild Animal Pun: Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot!

Q. What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.

Q. Why was the lion tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey girl, you wanna play lion tamer? Okay, you get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.

Q. What is green and hangs from trees in Africa?
A. Giraffe snot.

Q. What do you call a zoo that only features giraffes?
A. Giraffic Park.

Giraffe Pick-Up Line: Hello down there. Girl, we'd be the same height if we were lying down.

Giraffe Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, if I bend my knees, I'll still be up to your standards.

Q. What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A. A Moist-owlette.

Q. Which type of math are wise old birds best at?
A. Owlgebra.

Q. What do you call hooter hunters that only hunt at night?
A. Bedtime preyers.

Hooting Hookup Line: Hey baby, I've been thinking about you – owl night long...

Q. Why don't oysters donate to charity? A. Because they're shellfish.Q. Why don't penguins fly? A. They're not tall enough to be pilots.Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!

Q. How do shellfish get to the hospital?
A. In a clam-bulance!

Q. How does a seahorse get from one place to another?
A. He scallops.

Q. What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A. Pearls of Wisdom.

Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.

Q. What is a happy penguin called?
A. A PenGrin.

Q. What do penguins eat for lunch?
A. Ice Bergers.

Q. Who is a penguin's favorite relative?
A. Aunt-Arctica!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
A. Jurassic Pork!

Q. Which kind of social gatherings do pigs like the most?
A. Sow-prise parties!

Q. Which brand do the trendiest pigs prefer?
A. Calvin Swine!

Q. What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? A. A Dumbo JetAnimal Pun: Q. How can a leopard change his spots? A. By Moving Animal Pun: Did you hear about the snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa?

Q. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A. They couldn't keep their trunks up.

Q. Why did the elephants start a stampede?
A. They wanted to be herd!

Q. How did the wooly mammoths feel about the La Brea tar pits?
A. It was a real pitfall.

Q. Why is it so hard for leopards to escape from the zoo?
A. Because they're always spotted.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom.

Q. What did the mama house cat call her huge litter?
A. A kitten caboodle.

Q. Which kind of snake likes to keep his car clean?
A. The Windshield Viper!

Q. What is it called when a rattlesnake can't produce venom?
A. E-reptile dysfunction!

Q. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A. A Civil Serpent!

Q. How does a sea captain use amphibians? A. As frog horns.Gnome Words Can Express How I'm Feeling for (Gnu)Bat Humor: Speaking ill of the dead is a grave mistake

Q. What is a toad's favorite spring flower?
A. The Croak-Us!

Q. Who does a frog see when he has eye problems?
A. An hopthalmologist!

Q. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. They always make the jump shots.

But, you GNU that already?

Q. How did the gnu almost die?
A. Cardi-yak arrest.

Q. What kind of animal cuts down trees?
A. A lumber yak.

Q. What do you call a yak fortune teller?
A. Zodi-yak.

Q. What did the bat say to the vampire?
A. You suck.

Did you hear about the Friday night when the two bats first met? Yes, it truly was love at first bite.

Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A. Because he had bat breath.

| Wildly Funny Wild Animal Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| Gorilla Jokes and Big Ape Puns | Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes |
| Cheeky Monkey Jokes | Stoner Monkey Jokes | 2 | Animal Pothead Puns | Animal Bar Jokes |
| Elephant Jokes, Mammoth Puns | Lion Jokes, Big Cat Puns | Colorado Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Bear Jokes | Deer Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns | Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal Poop Puns |
| Insect Puns | Bee Jokes | Spider Jokes | Frog Jokes, Toad Puns | Snake Jokes, Reptile Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes | Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas Animals |
| Duck Jokes, Goose Puns | Fish Jokes | Finny Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes | Bronco Puns |
| Farm Animals | Chicken Jokes | Cow Puns | Donkey Puns | Horse Jokes | Pig Puns | Sheep Puns |
| Pet Animal Puns | Bird Jokes | Pet Cat Jokes | Feline Puns | Dog Jokes | 2 | Pet Rodent Jokes |


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