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Q. How does a fish get on the world wide web? A. It uses the Net!
Q. What do you call a guy with a large flat fish on his head? A. Ray!
Q. Where do fish work? A. At the offish!
Q. What is King Arthur's favorite fish? A. A Swordfish!

Q. Which kind of fish can perform surgery? A. a sturgeon!


Finny Fish Jokes, Baracuda Humor, Tuna Puns
Swim along with beer-a-cuda puns, electric eel humor, gill-ty grins and name that tuna jokes.

Fish Jokes, Salmon Puns, Swordfish Humor
(Because Stink Ray Jokes and Fin-poster Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream On a Typical Day At the Offish!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Mainstream salmon jokes, herring humor, and self fin portant puns ahead.
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Q. Who do naked fish play with? A. Bare-a-cudas!Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A. FSH!q. What do dirty fish read? a. Prawno magazines!

Q. What do you call a dangerous fish that drinks too much?
A. A beer-a-cuda!

Q. Which big fish was a zen master?
A. Yogi Berra Cuda.

Q. Which kind of baby fish is really adorable?
A. The barra-cute-a.

Q. What do you get if you cross a pig with a big fish?
A. A boar-acuda.

Q. What happened to the amitious fish who wanted to be a TV news reporter?
A. The first time he went on air, he died.

Q. Why are salmon the original hipsters of the fish realm?
A. 'Cause they always swim against the mainstream.

Q. How do you describe big fish with an inflated ego?
A. Very self fin portant,

Q. How does a fish access the World Wide Web?
A. It using the Net.

Q. Who helps all the sea creatures that were traumatized by clown fish?
A. The shrink ray.

Fishy Groan of the Day: If you know more funny fish puns, let minnow!

Fishy Hookup Line: Hey Wanda, wanna come home with me to see my catfish?

q. Which fish dresses the best? a. Swordfish always look sharp!q. which game do fish like playing most? A. Name That Tuna!Q What party game do fish play? A. Salmon Says!

Q. What do you call a long-nosed fish with sleep apnea?
A. Snored fish.

Q. What trait does a swordfish need to be successful?
A. Finess.

Q. What do you get if you cross a pig with a long-nosed fish?
A. A snort fish.

Q. Which pop and soul superstar adores fish, especially bluefin, yellowfin, and albacore?
A. Tuna Turner.

Q. Which kind of fish can't carry a tune?
A. The flatfish.

Q. Which electric acid rock band had San Francisco Bay jumping in the late '60s?
A. Country Joe and the Fish.

Q. What do you get if you cross a lion with an Oscar fish?
A. A maul-osc.

Q. What do you get if you put Nutella on a fish?
A. Salmonella.

Q. What is a salmon's favorite color?
A. Coral.

Q. Why are fish boots the hottest style? A. because they have electric heels!Q. What do you call a fish with two knees? A. a Tunee Fish!Q. How do fish get to school? A. By octobus!

Stinking Funny Fish Pun of the Day: Did you see that enormous family of burrowing eels? It's hard to believe they're all living under one reef.

Q. Which fish is the best dressed?
A. The swordfish because they always look sharp!

Q. How did the jury find the electric eel defendant?
A. Gill-ty as charged.

Q. What kind of fish does the pope eat during Lent?
A. Holy Mackerel.

Q. Whicch kind of fish can carry a tune better than a tuna can?
A. A sing ray. Tuna cans aren't at all musically inclined.

Q. Who keeps the piano at the Sand Bar on ke?
A. Tuner Fish.

Q. Why do fish swim in a school?
A. Because they're good at gym class.

Q. Why are there fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school.

Q. When are fish in schools the happiest during the week?
A. When it's FINally Friday.

Q. What did a salmon say when he swam into a wall? A. Oh, Dam!Q. Where do fish like to practice yoga? A. At the river bend!Q. What is the best way to ship fish? A. Please send COD or by First Bass Mail!

Q. What do romantic fish sing to each other?
A. Salmon Chanted Evening.

Q. What is a wildlife fish photographer called?
A. A school shooter.

Fishy Come-On Line: Hey bae, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to catch right now and mount back at my cabin.

Q. Why did the koi fish blush?
A. Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

Q. What is a minnow's best subject at school?
A. Fish story class.

Q. Why did the modest koi fish in the garden pond blush?
A. Because it saw Lily Pad's bottom!

Q. What is the crapiest thing you'll find in the sea?
A. A bass turd.

Q. Who defends and upholds the principles of the deep sea community?
A. The bass-tion.

Q. Where do some fish work?
A. At their offish.

Q. Where can most fish be found? A. between the head and the tail!Q. Which fish can help you hear better? a. Herring Aids!Q. What do you call a fish wearing a tie? A. So-fish-ticated!

Q. Why are fish boots the warmest to wear?
A. Because they have electric eels.

Q. Which type of fish goes upstream at 90 MPH?
A. The Motor Pike.

Q. How do marine biologists feel about their study of sailfish?
A. It's very F-INteresting.

Q. What is the scariest contagious disease in the ocean?
A. Herrings AIDS.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cucumber with a fish?
A. Pickled herring.

Q. What do you call the sound a fish's cell phone makes?
A. Herring.

Q. Why did the nerd go to the lake after bullies teased him?
A. To go fishing for compliments.

Q. What do you call a mermaid wearing a fish costume?
A. A FIN-poster.

Q. Which ray fish is the king of his sea realm?
A. Manta Roi.

Q. Which day do fish hat most? A. Fryday!Q. Where do fish wash? A. In a river basin!Q. What did the fish say after he posted bail? A. I'm off the hook!

Q. What do you call an underwater social network?
A. Fishbook!

Fishy Hookup Line: Hey babe, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I want to catch and mount.

Q. What do you call a crappy bottom feeder?
A. Skat-fish.

Q. What do you call a smelly deep sea creature?
A. A Stink Ray!

Q. What do you get if you cross a friar and a fish?
A. A Monkfish.

Q. Where do hep catfish like to do a little shopping?
A. FINgerhut.

Q. Why did the vegan go fishing?
A. Just for the halibut.

Fish Pick-Up Line: Hey Wanda, even if you get away today, I will catch you eventually.

Deep Sea Pick-Up Line: Hey there Big Finn. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?

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