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Q. What do
owls call
a wild night
of partying?

A. Woo hoo

Happy Toots Day!

Q. What do
owls like
to drink at
festive parties

A. Hoot beer.


Owl Jokes, Nocturnal Raptor Puns, Hoot Humor
Have a hoot with owl-ful puns, hootenanny humor, zoo-owl-logical LOLs and Strigiformes jokes.

Wise Owl Jokes, Hooter Humor, Night Avian Puns
(Because Owl-Some Avian Jokes and F-Owl Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Night Birds in the Hoos Gow!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Owl-boo-querque jokes, hoo's next humor, Dr. Hoo LOLs and owl star puns ahead.
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Q. Which kind of books do owls enjoy? A. Hoot-Dunits!
Q.  What do you get if you cross an owl and an oyster? A. Pearls of Wisdom!
Q. Which kind of math are birds good at? a. Owl-Gebra!

Q. Which kind of menagerie only features nocturnal birds?
A. A zoo-owl-logiccal park.

Q. Where do Great Horned avians fly around in Colorado's Rocky Mountains?
A. At High Owltitude.

Q. Who is every raven's favorite poet?
A. Edgar Owlan Poe.

Q. Why didn't the avian audience give a hoot about the bird comedian's standup act?
A. 'Cause he told truly owl-ful puns.

Q. What do you get if you cross a big white bird with pink eyes and a rhinocerous?
A. An owl-bino.

Q. Where are hoo-larious nocturanl raptor movies filmed and produced?
A. Owlywood.

Q. Why are birds that give a hoot such great computer programmers?
A. 'Cause they're great at owlgorithms.

Q. Which home and auto insurance company claims they give a hoot about their customers?
A. Owlstate.

Q. Why wasn't the noctornal bird arrested for the crime?
A. 'Cause he had an owl-ibi.

Q. Where do the park police lock up criminal owls?
A. In the hoos-gow.

Q. Which oceanic avian do politicians in Hootersville dread the most?
A. The owl-batross.

Q. Which kind of humor is a total hoot?
A. Owl-some jokes.

q. What do you get if you kiss a bird? A. Apeck on the cheek!
Wild Animal Pun: Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot!
Q. How do you know owls are more clever than chickens? A. There's no such thing as Kentucy Fried Owl!

Q. What do you get if ypu cross a nocturnal avian with a big fish?
A. Owlbacore Tuna.

Q. Where do Great Horned birds like to go for a scenic vacation?
A. Lake P-owl.

Q. What do nocturnal avians take in the mornig after a long night of partying?
A. Owl Ka-Seltzer.

Q. Which Southwest city has the largest population of scary nocturnal avians?
A. Owl-boo-querque, New Mexico.

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a mountain lion?
A. A who-gar.

Q. What do you say when you've stepped in a big pile of bird poop in your barn?
A. Owly crap!

Q. What do you get if you cross a gray wolf with a Great Horned bird?
A. Grr-owl.

Q. What nickname did hooligans give the fat nocturnal avian?
A. Owl-ive oil.

Q. Which avian chef makes the cheesiest pasta sauce?
A. Owl Fredo.

Q. Which nocturnal avain was accused of cannibalism in the Colorado Territory?
A. Owlfred Packer.

Q. How do you describe the smell of the predatory bird that attacked a skunk?
A. F-owl.

Q. What did the receptionist at the bird veterinary clinic say?
A. Hoo's next.

Q. What Do You Get If You Cross a Donkey with an Owl? A. A Smart Ass That Knows It All!
Q.. Which bird is helful at dinner time? a. a Swallow!
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?

Q. Which US state has the largest population of redneck avians?
A. Owlabama.

Q. What do you get if you cross a nocturnal bird with a crocodile?
A. An owligator.

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a beaver?
A. Hoover Dam.

Q. What do you call a violent young troublemaker owl?
A. A hooligan.

Q. What do you call a horny nocturnal raptor that's always on the make?
A. Prowl.

Q. Who was Batman's bird butler?
A. Owl Fred.

Q. Where do the best birds in the East compete against the best avians in the West?
A. The Owl Star Game.

Q. What is the funniest Owlbott and Costello baseball sketch?
A. Hoo's On First.

Q. Who is the boxing champion of the nocturnal raptor realm?
A. Muhommad Owly.

Q. What did the hooter say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A Owl be yours!
Q. Wht did one owl say to another? A. Happy Owl-ween!
Q. What is an owl's favorite day of the week? A. Whose Day!

Q. Which night owl founded PlayBird Magazine?
A. Hoo Hefner.

Q. How do endangered Pueo in Hawaii say hello?
A. Owloha!

Q. Where do snow birds spend their winters?
A. Owlberta, Canada.

Q. Which Balkan nation boasts the largest nocturnal raptor population?
A. Owlbania.

Q. Which avian prince and his gang eliminated the most traitor infidel snakes?
A. Owly Baba and the Forty Theives.

Q. What do you get if you cross a time-traveling owl with Jack Sparrow?
A. Dr. Hoo.

Q. Which brand of vacuum cleaners do owls like the best?
A. Hoover.

Q. Where can you go for one hoot of a vacation in central Europe?
A. Owl Mountains in Poland.

Q. Which legendary South American city was adorned by golden avaian statues with gemstone eyes?
A. Owl Dorado.

Q. What is the most famous movie line spoken by an avain terminator?
A. Owl Be Back.

Q. Which classic sitcom is every owl's favorite?
A. Hoos the Boss.

Q. Where do avians that like white sands go on vacation?
A. Owl-mogordo, New Mexico.

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