| Q.
What do you call a hippo prostitute?
A. Hip-HO-potamus.
Q.
What do you call a hippo that drives a race car?
A. Hip-GO-potamus.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a bonobo with a hippo?
A. Chimp-opotamus.
Q.
Why wouldn't the bartender serve the crash of hippos?
A. 'Cause they were hippopota-minors. |
Q.
What do you call a hippo that just came out of the river?
A. Drip-opotamus.
Q.
Which hair product keeps a hippo looking great all day?
A. Hippopota-mousse.
Q.
Which animals hoard their valuables and riches outside the
river bank?
A. Hippopota-misers.
Q.
What do you get after a hippo gets stuck in quicksand?
A. Hippo-rot-amus. |
Q.
What is a deceased hippo called?
A. Hippo-not-amus.
Q.
What do you call a hippo that's been hanging around the
shady side of a tree too long?
A. Hippopota-moss.
Q.
What do hippos use to quickly sail down the river?
A. A hippopota-mast.
Q.
How is the land speed of a herd of hippos measured?
A. In hippopota-miles per hour. |
