| Q.
What is it called when an angry pachyderm blows off some
steam?
A. Ele vent.
Q.
What is it called when a pachyderm tells tales?
A. Ele Fantasy.
Q.
What sort of humor do pachyderms prefer?
A. Ele puns.
Q.
What do you call a cheerful and lively elephant?
A. Perky derm.
Q.
What do you call an overly enthusiastic pachyderm?
A. Ele Fanatic. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a pachyderm with a shark?
A. An ele-fin.
Q.
What do you call a pachyderm dowser with a divining rod?
A. A well-a-font.
Q.
What do you call an elephant that likes jalapenos and habaneros?
A. A peppy-derm.
Q.
What do you call it when a pachyderm goes on a crash diet?
A. Ele fast.
Q.
What did the pachyderm say when she just gave up trying?
A. Ella can't!
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A
pachyderm stumbles into a bar. Bartender asks, "What'll
it be?" Pachyderm replies, "A pink elephant and
make me a double."
Q.
What do you get if you cross a big fiddle with a pachyderm?
A. A cello phant.
Q.
What do you get if you cross singer Fitzgerald with Stevie
Wonder?
A. Ella funk.
Q.
What d you get when a pachyderm is out of breath?
A. Ele pants.
Q.
Which typeface do pachyderms use on their resumes to set
them apart from the herd of job applicants?
A. Ele font. |
