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Q. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper!
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Go nuts over perky-derm puns, ela fantasy humor, Ella funk LOLs and wild pink elephant jokes.

White Elephant Jokes, Pachyderm Puns, Ele LOLs
(Because Ele Fun Jokes and Pukey Derm Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Fella Phants or Bella Phants!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Ele-fit jokes, cello phant humor, porky derm grins, ele rant LOLs and Ele faint puns ahead.
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q. What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? A. Swimming trunks!
 
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a whale? A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel!
 
Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and an elephant? A. Enough wool to knit a skyscraper!

Q. What is it called when an angry pachyderm blows off some steam?
A. Ele vent.

Q. What is it called when a pachyderm tells tales?
A. Ele Fantasy.

Q. What sort of humor do pachyderms prefer?
A. Ele puns.

Q. What do you call a cheerful and lively elephant?
A. Perky derm.

Q. What do you call an overly enthusiastic pachyderm?
A. Ele Fanatic.

Q. What do you get if you cross a pachyderm with a shark?
A. An ele-fin.

Q. What do you call a pachyderm dowser with a divining rod?
A. A well-a-font.

Q. What do you call an elephant that likes jalapenos and habaneros?
A. A peppy-derm.

Q. What do you call it when a pachyderm goes on a crash diet?
A. Ele fast.

Q. What did the pachyderm say when she just gave up trying?
A. Ella can't!

A pachyderm stumbles into a bar. Bartender asks, "What'll it be?" Pachyderm replies, "A pink elephant and make me a double."

Q. What do you get if you cross a big fiddle with a pachyderm?
A. A cello phant.

Q. What do you get if you cross singer Fitzgerald with Stevie Wonder?
A. Ella funk.

Q. What d you get when a pachyderm is out of breath?
A. Ele pants.

Q. Which typeface do pachyderms use on their resumes to set them apart from the herd of job applicants?
A. Ele font.

q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a cow? A. Peanut Butter!
 
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A. Pachydermatologist
 
Q Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool? A They kept dropping their trunks!

Q. What do you get if you cross Hogzilla with an elephant?
A. A porky derm.

Q. How do you describe the gray coloration of pachyderms?
A. Ele tint.

Q. Why couldn't the museum curator part with the unpopular exhibit item that cost a ton to maintain?
A. Because it was a white elephant.

Q. What do you call a pachyderm you can barely see?
A. Ele faint.

Q. What do you call a pachyderm at a distance?
A. Tele-phant.

Q. Which kind of animal doctor treats pachyderms?
A. A well-ephant.

Q. What do you call an elephant that suffers from nausea and vomiting?
A. Pukey derm.

Q. What do you get when a pachyderm eats too many bean buritos?
A. Ele farts.

Q. What is it called when a pachyderm has an epileptic seizure?
A. An ele-fit.

Q. What is it call when you bury a deceased pachyderm?
A. Ele plant.

Q. What do playful pachyderms do during their leisure time?
A. They have ele-fun.

Q. What is it called when a critical pachyderm goes on a tirade?
A. Ele rant.

Q. What do you get if you cross a pachyderm with a Paris street performer?
A. Ele pantomime.

Q. What do you call a pachyderm doing yoga?
A. Ele bent.

Q. Which brand of treadmill does a masochistic elephant prefer?
A. Ele-ton.

Q. How do you get down off an elephant? A. You don't. You get down off a duck!
 

Q. What do
you get if you
cross a
pachyderm
with a ghost?

A. An
ele-phantom.

 
Q. What do you call a lizard that can pick up an elephant? A. Sir!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with an elephant?
A. A plucky-derm.

Q. What do you call the slowest elephant in the stampeding herd?
A. A poky derm.

Q. What do the guys at the gym call the buff pachyderm?
A. Ele-fit.

Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine with an elephant?
A. A pricky derm.

Q. What do you get when an elepahnt stampedes into your car?
A. An ele dent.

Q. What happens when you unexpectedly come across a demonic elephant on your safari?
A. You hell-a-faint.

Q. What do you get when a witch hexes a pachyderm?
A. A spell-ephant.

Q. What does a pachyderm use to start a fire?
A. Ele flint.

Q. What do you call an annoying elephant that's always causing problems?
A. Pesky derm.

Q. What is at the end of every pachyderm leg?
A. An ele-foot.

Q. What do you call a pachyderm that's a Denver Broncos enthusiast?
A. Ele-fan.

Q. What do folks in Wisconsin call the elephant that's a big Green Bay football fan?
A. A Packers derm.

Q. Which NFL football play do pachyderms excel at?
A. The ele punt.

Q. What is a great big elephant that always overeats called?
A. Porky derm.

Q. Which kind of elephant is a natural born hockey player?
A. A pucky derm.

Q. What is
a male pachyderm
called?

A. Fella-Phant.

 
Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? A I love you a ton!
 

Q. What is
the female
pachyderm
called?

A. Bella Phant.

Q. What do you call a chivalrous and courteous pachyderm?
A. Ele gent.

Q. What is a proud first-time father elephant called?
A. A happy pappy-derm.

Q. Why was the pachyderm evicted?
A. 'Cause he didn't pay the ele rent.

Q. What do pachyderms learn at school?
A. Ele-facts.

Q. Which fabled pachyderm has nasty step-sisters?
A. Cinderella-phant.

Q. What does an elephant say in polite company when it wants to cuss?
A. Oh, pachy derm it!

Q. What can you do to cool off when it's too hot on your African safari?
A. Look for an ele-fan.

Q. What do you call a tattletale pachyderm who rats everybody out?
A. Ele-fink

Q. What is elephant milk called?
A. Ivory Liquid.

Q. What do you call a noisy tantrum thrown by a childish pachyderm?
A. An ele fit.

Q. What do you call the elephant that went to a private high school?
A. Preppy-derm

Q. Which kind of pachyderm never needs a dictionary?
A. A Spell-ephant.

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