| Q.
Why don't skunks ever go Christmas caroling?
A. Because their singing really stinks.
Q.
How much money does a typical skunk need?
A. Just one scent.
Q.
Why are skunks so clever?
A. Because they have natural in-stinks!
Q.
Which smells worse, a skunk or a stinkbug?
A. Yes!
Q.
What weather phenomena causes a skunky odor to spread eastward
off the Pacific Ocean?
A. Scenta Ana winds.
Q.
Why do skunks wine and dine their sweeties on Valentine's
Day?
A. Because they're very scentimental. |
Bar none, this Painful animal Pun is one very stinky skunk
joke. Guilty as charged.
Q.
What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and
a dead lawyer on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
q.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a mink?
A A really big stink from PETA.
Q.
Which scary skunk lives in a laboratory in Transylvania?
A. Stankenstein.
Q.
Have you heard the latest skunk joke?
A. It's a real stinker.
q.
What do rodents call dam poetry?
A. B verse.
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Q.
What did the bartender say after the beaver walked into
his South Platte River bar?
A. Please shut the dam door!
Q.
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver and
several thousand hares.
Q.
Where will you find the most female skinny dippers in Colorado?
A. Beaver Creek.
Q.
What's even worse than a sick gopher on your piano?
A. A diseased beaver on your organ!
Q.
Why did that Vail area beaver go to jail?
A. He held up the dammed riverbank.
Old
beavers never die, they just don't give a dam. |
