Six-Legged Point to Ponder While You're Searching for a Fly Swatter: Do insect puns really bug you?

Buggy Point to Ponder: What do you call a male ladybug?

Q. Which kind of insect takes a lot of pictures?
A. A Shutterbug.

Q. What happens when a bee drinks too much blooming cannabis nectar?
A. She gets buzzed.

Q. Do old exterminators ever die?
A. No, they just bug out.

Customer: What is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae?
Waiter: Sir, I believe it's skiing.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A Walk.

Arach-No Point to Ponder: When spiders trap flies in their web in a grow house, is that considered a buzz kill?

Q. Which insect curses and swear in a bartone pitch?
A. The Low Cuss.

Grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Floyd?"

Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?
Waiter: Learning to read?

Q. Which fall beverage do flies avoid?
A. Apple Spider.

Q. What do you call an insect that can't have too much sugar?
A. A Dia-beetle.

Q. What did the drone say to the queen when he returned back to the hive?
A. Honey, I'm Home!

Q. Which talkative hive member is the hardest to understand?
A. The mumblebee.

Q. What note does a stinging insect hit when it smacks your windshield going 70 MPH?
A. Bee Flat.

Q. What were the Beatles words of wisdom for insects?
A. Let It Bee.

Q. Where are flies always openly welcomed?
A. At the Levi Straus factory.

Q. Why don't hornets ever leave tips at outdoor cafes?
A. 'Cause they're stingy.

Q. Why were hornets buzzing around the trash cans?
A. Because they're not litterbugs!

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: No sir, that's a spider. The fly is on your steak

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in the salsa.
Waiter at Chipotle: Oh, don't worry. The spider in your taco will get him.

Q. Which insect's larvae destroyed tomato plants in ancient Egypt?
A. The Sphinx Moth.

Q. What is a caterpillar's best swimming style?
A. The butterfly stroke.

Q. Hos did the drone seduce the queen?
A. With a succu-buzz.

Q. Why was the queen bee having a hard time finding a suitable mate?
A. 'Cause all the males just kept droning on and on.

Q. What do you say to hornets that harass you at your neighborhood block party?
A. Mind your own buzz-iness.

Pesky Insect Point to Ponder: Wouldn't you think a housefly would be bigger than a horsefly?

Q. why does Santa bring so many presents for hive members?
A. Because they're so well bee-haved.

Q. Why didn't Scrooge ever call the exterminator?
A. 'Cause he had pet humbugs!

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