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Toad Jokes, Frog Wart Puns, Ribbit Humor
Croak
along with toad-ally funny puns, ribbiting frog humor, and jumpy amphibian
jokes.
Frog Jokes, Toad Puns, Croak Humor
(Because Hoppy Frog Jokes and
Am-fib-ian Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When
You're Newt to the Area!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Leap frog jokes, unhoppy Kermit humor, and
stinking funny toad stool puns ahead.
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Hiss-terical
Snake Jokes, Boa Puns | Dinosaur
Jokes |
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | Pet Reptile Humor
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| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns | Bee
Puns| Butterfly Jokes, Moth
Puns | Housefly LOLs | Spider
Jokes |
| Q.
How do frogs greet each other at the pond?
A. They say, "Wart's Up?"
Q.
Why is a pig crossed with a frog the most magical animal?
A. 'Cause you get Hogwarts.
Q.
Which office program do frogs use un their computers?
A. Microsoft Wart.
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Q.
What do you call a frog that is always telling lies?
A. An Am-fib-ian.
Q.
How would you describe the new frog documentary on NatGeo?
A. Ribbiting.
Q.
Which trophy did the frog movie actor win?
A. An Oscar Awart. |
Q.
What do frogs do when they ski black diamond runs?
A. They rip it.
Q.
What job does a frog do in skyscraper construction?
A. He's a ribbiter.
Q.
How do frogs describe it when an amphibian has a photographic
memory?
A. Toad-all recall. |
| Q.
What do you call a happy frog?
A. An hop-timist!
Q.
Which kind of beer do frogs and toads like best?
A. IPA 'cause it's so hoppy.
Q.
What do you call 288 frogs in a box?
A. Two Gross! |
Q.
Which killer technique are frog police never allowed to
use?
A. A croak hold.
A
guy walks into a bar with a small salamander on his shoulder.
Bartender asks, "What do you call that?" Guy replies, "Oh
I call him Tiny, because he's my newt."
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Q. Who is Batfrog's arch enemy?
A. The Croaker.
Q.
How do frog's secretly communicate over long distances?
A. They use Morse Toad.
Q.
Who is in charge of running the frog jail?
A. The prison wart-den. |
Q.
What wakes up frogs bright and early in the morning?
A. An alarm croak.
Q.
What's another name for frog poop?
A. Toad stools.
Q.
Why was the tadpole feeling so lonely?
A. 'Cause he was newt to the area. |
Q.
How do bullfrogs describe deja vu?
A. Toad-ally weird.
Q.
How did the frog die?
A. He simply croaked.
Q.
How do amphibians describe the psychic frog's predictions?
A. Toad-ally uncanny.
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Q.
What is a hoppy toad's favorite game?
A. Leap Frog.
Q.
What happened to the loco frog in Waco, Texas?
A. He jumped off the deep end.
Q.
What is a frog's bowel movement called?
A. A toad-all waste. |
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Q. What do bratty teenagers and frogs have in common?
A. Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
Hoppy
Thought of the Day: Have you heard about the new craft beer
brewed by frogs, rabbits, and kangaroos? It's really full
of hops. |
Q.
What does a toad coach say to motivate his team?
A. Hop to it!
Q.
Which day do frogs celebrate every four years?
A. Leap Day in a Leap Year.
Q.
How can you tell a frog is enthusiastic?
A. He jumps on the bandwagon.
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Q. What did the frog say when his newt friend said, "Time
flies when you're having fun?"
A. No! It's "Time's fun when you're having flies!"
Q.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
A. Because they never miss a fly! |
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Q. Why did the frog star remove a manhole cover and jump
in?
A. He was Kermitting sewer-cide.
Q.
What do Kermit The Frog and Alexander The Great have in
common?
A. Their middle name.
Q.
What do you call an unhoppy frog that worries about everything?
A. A toad-all wreck. |
Q. What does a frog do only once in its lifetime?
A. Jump to a conclusion.
Q.
What do you say when you stop for a hitchhiking frog?
A. Hop In.
Q.
What do you call a group of dirty rotten frog thugs?
A. Pond scum. |
Q.
Why are frogs the weakest animals on the planet?
A. They croak when you just look at them.
Q.
What happens when two nervous frog collide?
A. They get tongue-tied.
Q.
What do frogs think about global warming?
A. It's a toad-all disaster. |
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Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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