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Q. What kind of music do highbrow frogs enjoy? A. Hopera!
Q. Why did a toad become the lighthouse keeper? A. He already had his own frog horn!
Q. What is afrog's favorite place to eat? a. IHOP!
Q. What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A. very unhoppy!



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(Because Hoppy Frog Jokes and Am-fib-ian Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Newt to the Area!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Leap frog jokes, unhoppy Kermit humor, and stinking funny toad stool puns ahead.
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Q. What is an amphibian's favorite sci-fi series?a. Star Warts!
Q. What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A. One says Ribbit Ribbit, and the other says Rub-It Rub-It!
Q. What is a frog's favorite lawn game? A. Croak-et1

Q. How do frogs greet each other at the pond?
A. They say, "Wart's Up?"

Q. Why is a pig crossed with a frog the most magical animal?
A. 'Cause you get Hogwarts.

Q. Which office program do frogs use un their computers?
A. Microsoft Wart.

Q. What do you call a frog that is always telling lies?
A. An Am-fib-ian.

Q. How would you describe the new frog documentary on NatGeo?
A. Ribbiting.

Q. Which trophy did the frog movie actor win?
A. An Oscar Awart.

Q. What do frogs do when they ski black diamond runs?
A. They rip it.

Q. What job does a frog do in skyscraper construction?
A. He's a ribbiter.

Q. How do frogs describe it when an amphibian has a photographic memory?
A. Toad-all recall.

Q. What does a frog say when it sees something cool? a. Toad-ily awesome!
Q. What do you get if you cross a gator and a poisonous frog? A. A Croak-Adile!
Q. What do you call a frog spy? A. Croak and dagger agent!

Q. What do you call a happy frog?
A. An hop-timist!

Q. Which kind of beer do frogs and toads like best?
A. IPA 'cause it's so hoppy.

Q. What do you call 288 frogs in a box?
A. Two Gross!

Q. Which killer technique are frog police never allowed to use?
A. A croak hold.

A guy walks into a bar with a small salamander on his shoulder. Bartender asks, "What do you call that?" Guy replies, "Oh I call him Tiny, because he's my newt."

Q. Who is Batfrog's arch enemy?
A. The Croaker.

Q. How do frog's secretly communicate over long distances?
A. They use Morse Toad.

Q. Who is in charge of running the frog jail?
A. The prison wart-den.

Q. Where do frogs leave their coats and hats? a. In the croak room!
Q. What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A. A cat has 9 lives, but a frog croaks every night!
Q. How does a frog win a gold medal? A. In the long jump!

Q. What wakes up frogs bright and early in the morning?
A. An alarm croak.

Q. What's another name for frog poop?
A. Toad stools.

Q. Why was the tadpole feeling so lonely?
A. 'Cause he was newt to the area.

Q. How do bullfrogs describe deja vu?
A. Toad-ally weird.

Q. How did the frog die?
A. He simply croaked.

Q. How do amphibians describe the psychic frog's predictions?
A. Toad-ally uncanny.

Q. What is a hoppy toad's favorite game?
A. Leap Frog.

Q. What happened to the loco frog in Waco, Texas?
A. He jumped off the deep end.

Q. What is a frog's bowel movement called?
A. A toad-all waste.

Q. Why are frogs so good at basketball? A. They always make the jump shots!
Frog says: I toad you Denver Broncos are hot! You wart surprised?
Q. What do you get if you cross a baseball player and a frog? A. An outfielder who catches flies and eats them, too!

Q. What do bratty teenagers and frogs have in common?
A. Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.

Hoppy Thought of the Day: Have you heard about the new craft beer brewed by frogs, rabbits, and kangaroos? It's really full of hops.

Q. What does a toad coach say to motivate his team?
A. Hop to it!

Q. Which day do frogs celebrate every four years?
A. Leap Day in a Leap Year.

Q. How can you tell a frog is enthusiastic?
A. He jumps on the bandwagon.

Q. What did the frog say when his newt friend said, "Time flies when you're having fun?"
A. No! It's "Time's fun when you're having flies!"

Q. Why are frogs great outfielders?
A. Because they never miss a fly!

Q. What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? A. Kermist The Frog!
Q. What did a frog say when he landed on a book? A. Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
Q. What do you get if you cross a frog and a pig? A. A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show!

Q. Why did the frog star remove a manhole cover and jump in?
A. He was Kermitting sewer-cide.

Q. What do Kermit The Frog and Alexander The Great have in common?
A. Their middle name.

Q. What do you call an unhoppy frog that worries about everything?
A. A toad-all wreck.

Q. What does a frog do only once in its lifetime?
A. Jump to a conclusion.

Q. What do you say when you stop for a hitchhiking frog?
A. Hop In.

Q. What do you call a group of dirty rotten frog thugs?
A. Pond scum.

Q. Why are frogs the weakest animals on the planet?
A. They croak when you just look at them.

Q. What happens when two nervous frog collide?
A. They get tongue-tied.

Q. What do frogs think about global warming?
A. It's a toad-all disaster.

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