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Dinosaur Puns, Tyrannosaurus Jokes, Dino LOLs
Unearth
dino-sayer puns, Scare-O-Dactyl humor, dino slur LOLs and Tyrannosaurus
Wrecks jokes.
Dinosaur Jokes, Triceratops Puns,
T-Rex Humor
(Because Tyrannosaurus Reeks
Jokes and Ex-Stinked Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
Or Too Poop-Postoraus!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Tyannosaurus Sex jokes, Pterodact-dill humor,
and Triassic wino-saur puns ahead.
| Dinosaur Jokes and Jurassic Puns
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| 4 | 5
| 6 | Archaeology
Jokes and Paleontology Puns |
| Museum Jokes | Caveman
Laughs | Bigfoot Jokes | Woolly
Mammoth Jokes | Reptile Humor
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| Lizard LOLs | Croc
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | Smake Jokes
| Bird Puns |
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Q. What is the ghost of a dinosaur called?
A. A Scare-o-Dactyl.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaurs were always being victimized by
vampires?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Necks.
Q.
How did the velociraptor dis the T-Rex about his short arms?
A. With a dino slur.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was just an average student in school?
A. C-Rex. |
Q.
What do you get when two triceratops head butt?
A. Dino gore.
Q.
Which hip hop dinosaur got down with a beat?
A. The Veloci-Rapper.
Q.
What is in the middle of every dinosaur?
A. The letter S.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was an apiarist?
A. Bee-Rex.
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Dinosaur Pick-Up Line: Hey Rex, you literally put the ass
in Jurassic.
Q.
What do museum curators call exta stegosaurus bones?
A. Dino spares.
Q.
Why did the Brachiosaurus have suck a long neck?
A. Because they had really stinky feet.
Jurassic
Park Hookup Line: Yo baby, I'm going to Tyrannosaurus Wreck
that ass when we get home. |
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Q. Which kind of dinosaur was a weightlifter?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Pecs.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaurs were the comedians of the Cretaceous
Period?
A. He-He-Rex.
Q.
What did She-Rex call it when He-Rex ogled her?
A. A dino stare. |
Q.
What do paleontologists call twin dinosaurs?
A. Pair-o-dactyls.
Q.
Why wouldn't the T-Rex bartender serve the pterodactyl?
A. 'Cause it was a minor-saur.
Q.
Which dinosaur wore stiletto heels?
A. The My-feet-are-saurus.
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Q.
Which Jurassic critter was in charge of animal poop disposal?
A. The dino-sewer.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur enjoyed fishing for Kraken?
A. Sea-Rex.
Q.
What do you call an alcoholic triceratops?
A. Wino-saur. |
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Q. What do paleontologists call it when a truck full of
dinosaur bones has a wreck on the way to Denver's Natural
History Museum?
A. A Jurassic Jam!
Dinosaur
Language Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, yo-ass-issic!
Jurassic
Pick-Up Line: Hey Dina, I'd even catch a pterodactyl for
you. |
Q. What do gold diggers and paleontologists have in common?
A. Both date dinosaurs.
Q.
What do you call a dinosaur without smelly feet?
A. Ex-stinked.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur smelled really bad?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Reeks.
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Q.
Which kind of dinosaur could never be kept captive in a
zoo?
A. Free-Rex.
Paleontologist
Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you a a pile of dinosaur bones?
'Cause I dig you.
Paleontology
Come-On: Hey bae, people say I’m a diplodocus, would you
like to see my diplocockus? |
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Student: I heard there was a dinosaur that left turd trails
to navigate back out of the jungle.
Paleontologist: That's poop-postoraus.
Q.
Which Jurassic animal kept repeating adages and idioms?
A. The dino-sayer.
Q.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. 'Cause there weren't any chickens then. |
Q.
How did the dinosaurs pay their bills 65-million years ago?
A. With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Q.
What did the guy at the deli counter say to the dinosaur?
A. Tyrannosaurus, Next.
Q.
Which prehistoric beast was always counting calories?
A. The Diet-saur.
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Dinosaur Pick-Up Line: Hey mate, let's Triassic a little
tenderness.
Dinosaur
Hookup Line: Well hello there Dina. Y want to know more
about Tyrannosaurus sex?
Pick-Up
a Dirty Paleontologist Line: Gee Rex, how 'bout I play find
the dinosaur in your pants? |
Q.
What did the bronco-saurus wear on his heels?
A. Dino spurs.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaurs were the locksmiths of their day?
A. Key-Rex.
Q.
What would you get if you crossed a flying dinosaur with
a pickle?
A. A Pterodac-dill. |
Q. What did paleontologists name the the newly discovered
dinosaur species that smashed everything in its path?
A. Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Q.
What did dinosaurs use to power their golf carts?
A. Fossil fuels.
Q.
What do you call a mumbling brontosaurus?
A. Dino slur. |
Q.
What do they call a dinosaur fart at Denver's Museum of
Nature and Science?
A. A blast from the past.
Q.
Which kind of small armed dinosaur enjoyed practice shooting?
A. Skeet-Rex.
Q.
What did the theater critic say about the boring stage play
abour scary flying dinosaurs?
A. Terror act dull.
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Archaeology Jokes and Paleontology
Puns | Museum Jokes , Exhibit Puns
| Caveman Jokes |
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Snake Humor | 2
| 3 | Frog
Jokes and Toad Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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