How do fish always know how much they weigh?
A. They have their own scales.
What do you get if you put Nutella on a fish?
Which fish is the best dressed?
A. The swordfish because they always look sharp!
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
wanna come over and look through my tackle box?
Hookup Line: Hey baby,
sharks don't typically mate for life, but I'd consider it
What do you get if you cross a banker and a fish?
A. A loan shark!
What do fish need to stay healthy?
A. Vitamin Sea.
Where do fish look for a new job?
A. In the kelp wanted ads.
Fish Pick-Up Line: Baby,
you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to
mount you or eat you!
Which pop and soul superstar adores fish, especially bluefin,
yellowfin, and albacore?
A. Tuna Turner.
Pun of the Day: Did you see that enormous family of burrowing
eels? It's hard to believe they're all living under one
Why did the vegan go fishing?
A. Just for the halibut.
Which party game do fish enjoy playing most?
A. Salmon Says.
What do you call a dangerous fish that drinks too much?
A. A beer-a-cuda!
a Fish Line: Hey there, are you a great white shark? 'Cause
you look like you wanna swallow me whole.
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I can still reel you in, even if you're not a fish.