How do fish always know how much they weigh?
A. They have their own scales.
What do you get if you put Nutella on a fish?
Which fish is the best dressed?
A. The swordfish because they always look sharp!
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
wanna come over and look through my tackle box?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A. One is a slimy scum-sucking bottom feeder. The other
is a fish.
Hookup Line: Hey baby,
sharks don't typically mate for life, but I'd consider it
What do you get if you cross a banker and a fish?
A. A loan shark!
Why did the vegan go fishing?
A. Just for the halibut.
What do fish need to stay healthy?
A. Vitamin Sea.
How does a fish get to school?
A. It takes the octobus!
What is it called when baby flatfish are learning how to
Where do fish look for a new job?
A. In the kelp wanted ads.
Fish Pick-Up Line: Baby,
you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to
mount you or eat you!
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I can still reel you in, even if you're not a fish.
Which party game do fish enjoy playing most?
A. Salmon Says.
What do you call a dangerous fish that drinks too much?
A. A beer-a-cuda!
a Fish Line: Hey there, are you a great white shark? 'Cause
you look like you wanna swallow me whole.
Pun of the Day: Did you see that enormous family of burrowing
eels? It's hard to believe they're all living under one
What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A. One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a jellyfish.
Which pop and soul superstar adores fish, especially bluefin,
yellowfin, and albacore?
A. Tuna Turner.