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Q. What does a shark say when something totally radical happens? A. Jawsome!
Q. What do tired sharks like to drink in the morning? A. Jaw-va!
Q. Did you hear about the aquarium owner? A. His shark was worse than his pike!
Q. What is a big fish's favorite sci-fi series? A. Shark Trek!
Q. What kind of shark looks threatening, but is actually ineffectual? A. A paper tiger shark!
Q. How do sharks get high? A. Reefer!
Q. Why are sharks so patriotic? A. Because they're marine fish!
Q. What do you get from a bad tempered shark? A. As far away as possible!


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Jaws Jokes, Shark Humor, Bloody Finny Puns
(Because Thai Grrr Shark Jokes and Jaws of Life Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Maximum Finpact!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! F-INternet jokes, self fin portant humor, snark LOLs and jaw-ful puns ahead.
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Q. What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? A. Do not consume if seal is broken!Q. What do you get if you cross a big fish and a power pole? a. An electric shark!Q. What kind of fish always wins at the poker table? A. Card Shark!

Q. What did the audience say about the shark comedian's act?
A. It was bloody finny.

Q. What do sharks think about Painful sea Puns that bite?
A. They're jaw-some!

Q. What is a shark rebellion called?
A. F-INsurrection.

Q. Why will an octopus always win a fight with a shark?
A.'Cause the octopus is so well-armed.

Q. What do you get when you cross Nessie with a great white shark?
A. Loch Jaws.

Q. Which barbituate drug does a shark use to relieve its anxiety?
A. Fin-o-barbital.

Q. Why do sharks do the bloody frightful things they do?
A. Jaws because...

Q. Where do sharks like to vacation during the summer?
A. Off the coast of New Jawsy.

Q. What is the end of a shark movie called?
A. The FINale.

Q. What is the great white shark's favorite candy? A. The jaw-breaker!Q. What is a fish's favorite Bible story? A. Noah Shark!Q. What did a shark say after eating a clown? a  Not only did it look funny, but it tasted funny, too!

Q. What are a shark's favorite kind of girl scout cookies?
A. Fin Mints.

Q. Which sea predator harrasses swimmers off the coast of Bangkok?
A. The Thai Grrr Shark.

Q. Which kind of big fish is the most powerful?
A. An electric shark.

Q. How was the beach after the bloody shark attack?
A. It was just jaw-ful.

Q. What do you get if you cross a lion with a shark?
A. A grifFIN.

Q. Why was the great white shark yellow?
A. It wasn't a coward, but it did suffer from jaw-ndice.

Q. Which kind of shark taunts its victims with verbal insults before killing it?
A. Megamouth Shark.

Q. Which kind of ocean predator is never wrong?
A. Great right shark.

Q. What do you call an ocean predator that was caught in a trap on the golf course?
A. Sand Tiger Shark.

Q. How did the shark plead in his murder trial? A. Not Gill-ty!Q. How does a big crazy fish become normal again? A. Electro shark therapy!Q. What do sharks eat for dessert? A. Octo-pie!

Q. What do sharks call the rules of the law in their frenzy?
A. Jaws-tice.

Q. Which vicious ocean predator is the most difficult to track down?
A. The great white snark.

Q. Why was the shark fired from the fire department?
A. He ate the victims extricated by the jaws of life.

Q. What do you get if you cross Orca with Jaws?
A. A Whale Shark.

Pick-Up a Scary Sea Creature Line: Hey there, are you a great white shark? 'Cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.

Q. How do you describe the shark with an inflated ego?
A. Very self fin portant,

Q. Why don't harks atttack lawyers?A. Professional courtesy!Q. What happened to the shark that swallowed keys? A. He got lockJaw!Q. Why did the street sharks get arrested? A. Dorsal Profiling!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A. A bird that will talk your ear off!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with Jaws?
A. A Bull Shark.

Q. What do shiver members call that one shark that neglects its responsibilities?
A. Shirk.

Deep Sea Hookup Line: Hey bae, are you a shark? 'Cause I've got some swimmers you might want to swallow.

Q. Which kind of ocean predator treats its victims with tender loving care while it slowly devours them?
A. Nurse Shark.

Q. How do you describe an envious shark?
A. Jaw-lous.

Q. Why do sharks circle their victims with their dorsal flap out of the water?
A. For maximum fin pact.

Q. Which brand of vacuum cleaner does a mermaid use?
A. Shark.

Q. Why were the shark brothers named Orville, and Wilbur?
A. 'Cause they were Great Wright Sharks.

Q. What does a shark say to comfort a buddy who's lady shark dumped him? A. Dude, there are plenty of birds in the sky!Q. Which famous painter makes sharks cream? A. Edvard Munch!Q. What's a shark's favorite programming language? A. Jaw-va!

Jaws Hookup Line: Well, hello Fin. You make me feel like a shark, because when I see you I want to swallow you.

Q. When are sharks the happiest during the week?
A. When it's FINally Friday.

Q. Which key do most pirates sing in?
A. Sea Shark.

Q. Which kind of shark is really into teeth whitening?
A. The Oceanic Whitetip Shark.

Q. Where do sharks find bloody good Painful ocean predator Puns?
A. On the F-INternet.

Q. What trait does a shark need to be successful?
A. Finess.

Q. Where does a shark go to vacation? A. A Carribean Reefer!Q. What did the shark say to the whale? A. What are you blubbering about?Q. Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? A. To get to the other tide!

Q. Which vacation is more expensive than swimming with dolphins?
A. Swimming with sharks. That costs an arm and a leg.

Q. Which kind of shark gives out bad info on where to find good cannabis?
A. Blacktip Reefer Shark.

Q. What do potheads call the shark attack that took place during spring break?
A. Reefer Madness.

Jaws Dropping Pick-Up Line: My last girlfriend just got eaten by a shark. Can you be my new one?

Q. Which powerful ocean predator causes extreme agony and bodily pain to its victims?
A. Great writhe shark.

Today's Biting Pont to Ponder: If a group of sharks is called a shiver, gam, herd, frenzy, and sc hool, is that a jaw-ful lot of sharks?

Q. What do you get if you cross a banker with a large ocean creature?
A. A loan shark!

Q. What is a shark's favorite part of a race?
A. The FINish line.

Q. What did the peg-leg pirate say while walking the plank off into a school of sharks?
A. Shiver me timbers!

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