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Q. Why did Tigger stare into the toilet? A. He was looking for Pooh!
Q. Why was Tigger in the toilet? A. He was looking for Pooh!


Tiger Jokes, Jungle Puns, Panthera Tigris Humor
Feast on fur-ocious tiger puns, Tigger humor, stripe club LOLs and Asian jungle cat jokes.

Grrreat Tiger Jokes, Striped Puns, Tigress Humor
(Because Stripe Jokes and Paws Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You're Staring at the Eye of the Tiger!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Tigress jokes, camouflaged LOLs, ti-gore humor and cereal killer puns ahead.
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Q. What's the fiercest wild flower? A. The  Tiger Lily!Q. What happened after a tiger ate a clown? A. He felt funny!Hey,  is your daddy Tony, The Tiger? 'Cause you're looking grrrreat!

Q. What happened after a lion and a tiger escaped the zoo with a jaguar?
A. They were captured five miles away when the Jaguar got a flat tire.

Wild Cat Point to Ponder: Why do we hear so much about the eye of the TIGER? What about the other four letters?

Q. What do you get when you cross a striped jungle cat with a fishy comedian?
A. A tiger barb.

Q. What do you call a tiger in a Bangkok zoo?
A. Thai-grrr.

Q. How do yuo catch a one-of-a-kind tiger?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a docile tiger?
A. The tame way.

Q. What is a young tigress called?
A. A ti-girl.

Q. What is it called when a tigress is too old to bear cubs?
A. Tiger Pause.

Q. What can an overweight tigress wear to look thinner?
A. A ti-girdle.

Q. Why couldn't the tired tiger get to sleep on Caturday night?
A. He had nothing to lion.

Q. What do you call the bloody scene left behind after an Asian jungle cat attack?
A. Ti-gore.

Q. What should you do if you walk up on a tiger and a jaguar?
A. Just jump in the Jag, and drive away quick!

Q. How can you tell you're a bona fide risk taker?
A. You've got a tiger by the tail – again!

Q. How are tigers and army  sergeants alike? A. Both wear stripes!Q. What do you call a tiger that runs the xerox machine? A. A copy cat!Q. Why did the tiger lose at poker? A. because he was playing with a cheetah!

Q. How can tigers just freely walk around without being spotted?
A. 'Cause they're striped.

Q. What do you get if you cross a lady tiger with a jungle snake?
A. A tigressss.

Q. How does a she tiger introduce herself to the new neighbors?
A. Pleased to eat you!

Grumpy General: I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning?!?
Tuger Drill Sergeant: Sir, thank you very much!

Q. What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.

Q. What sort of error do you get if you cross a tiger with a hippopotamus?
A. A ti-po.

Q. What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A. A tiger always tells the truth. The other one's a lion.

Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a cougar?
A. A tigar.

Q. Who are Tony the Tiger and Cap'n Crunch afraid of?
A. Cereal killers.

Q. What do you call a tiger that ate your mother's sister?
A. An aunt-eater.

Q. How do you describe the size of a massive Asian wild cat?
A. Ti-girth.

Q. Which semi-precious gemstone is said to focus the mind and is worn for protection?
A. Tiger's eye.

Q. Which side of a tiger has the most stripes? A. the outside!Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a tiger? A. Frostbite!Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep? A. A striped sweater!

Big Cat Groan of the Day: A zoo visitor jumped the barrier to feed the tigwr. Yup, feed them, he did!

Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a long-nosed tropical fish?
A. A ti-gar.

Q. What happened when a mad scientist transformed a tiger into a horse?
A. Don't worry. It's in stable condition.

Q. Which tiger was the fist to be diagnosed with ADHD?
A. Tigger.

Q. If a Bengal Tiger is attacking your wife and you mother-in-law, who do you save?
A. The Bengal Tiger 'cause they're an endangered species.

Q. What do you call the big striped cat that scaled Mt. Everest?
A. A Sher-Paw.

Q. What does a big cat in Nepal need for mountain climbing?
A. Ti-gear.

Q. What do you get if you corss a tiger with Roy Roger's horse?
A. Trigger.

Q. How did the tiger do at his first day as a lion impersonator?
A. He was a roaring success.

Q. What does a well-dressed Asian wild cat wear around his neck?
A. Tie garb.

Q. What does an albino tiger wear to help him fit in with all the others?
A. A ti-dyed T-shirt.

Q. What do you get when you cross a tiger with a parrot?
A. Who know? But, you'd better listen when it talks.

Q. What do you call a forest filled with wild striped cats? A. Tiger Woods!Q. what has stripes and goes round and round? A. A tiger in a revolving door!Q. what do tigers sing at Christmas tine? a. Jungle Bells!

Q. What does a Bengal tiger call his reflection?
A. A copycat.

Q. What is it called when lions and tigers escape from the zoo?
A. A BIG CATastrophe!

Q. What did zookeepers name the new baby tiger cub?
A. Sarge.

Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a rat?
A. A ti-ger-bil.

Ferocious Fun Pussy Pick-Up Line: Is your daddy Tony, the Tiger? 'Cause you look grrreat!

Q. What do you get when you cross a tiger with a pickle?
A. A ti-gherkin.

Q. How does a tiger stop a video?
A. He just hits the paws button.

Q. What is a striped wild cat's favorite 1980s song?
A. Eye of the Tiger by Survivor.

Q. Why are tigers considered very religious felines?
A. They prey frequently, and they prey as a family.

Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a ghost?
A. A ti-ghoul.

Q. What do you get if you cross an orange and black cat with a pumpkin?
A. A ti-gourd.

Q. Why did the tiger end up at a nudie bar?
A. He thought it was a stripe club.

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