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Big Cat Groan of the Day: A zoo visitor jumped the barrier
to feed the tigwr. Yup, feed them, he did!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a long-nosed tropical
fish?
A. A ti-gar.
Q.
What happened when a mad scientist transformed a tiger into
a horse?
A. Don't worry. It's in stable condition.
Q.
Which tiger was the fist to be diagnosed with ADHD?
A. Tigger. |
Q. If a Bengal Tiger is attacking your wife and you mother-in-law,
who do you save?
A. The Bengal Tiger 'cause they're an endangered species.
Q.
What do you call the big striped cat that scaled Mt. Everest?
A. A Sher-Paw.
Q.
What does a big cat in Nepal need for mountain climbing?
A. Ti-gear.
Q.
What do you get if you corss a tiger with Roy Roger's horse?
A. Trigger. |
Q. How did the tiger do at his first day as a lion impersonator?
A. He was a roaring success.
Q.
What does a well-dressed Asian wild cat wear around his
neck?
A. Tie garb.
Q.
What does an albino tiger wear to help him fit in with all
the others?
A. A ti-dyed T-shirt.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a tiger with a parrot?
A. Who know? But, you'd better listen when it talks. |
