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African
Gnu Jokes, Yak Puns, Grunting Ox Humor
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wild over gnu-fangled herd puns, mute ox LOLs, wildebeest humor and Bos
grimmoems jokes.
Wildebeest
Jokes, Gnu Puns, Asian Yak Humor
('Cause Brainy Yak Jokes and
Gnu Ewe Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream On Your
Safari or Exotic Expedition!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Farmer's Alman-Yak jokes, horny bovidae humor,
and gnu world order puns ahead.
| Gnu Puns | Yak
Jokes | Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot LOLs
| Gorilla Puns |
| Buffalo and Bison Jokes | Wolf
Jokes | Fox Puns | Forest
Critter Puns | Animal Bar Jokes
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| Bear Joke, Bruin Puns | Panda
Bear Jokes | Polar Bear Jokes
| Deer Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife |
| Q.
What do you get when you cross an African lion with an Asian
mute ox?
A. A mane-i-yak.
Q.
Which beast of burden did Benjamin Franklin employ on his
land?
A. A Farmer's Alman-Yak.
Q.
What is it called when a domestic ox runs in reverse?
A. Yak-ward. |
Q.
Where do the most wildebeests live in Africa?
A. Gnu-bia.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a wildebeest with a sheep?
A. A gnu ewe.
Q.
Why do Serengeti wildebeests listen to Yanni?
A. 'Cause they're into gnu age music.
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Q.
Which horny Himalayan grunting ox is the biggest ladies
man?
A. The Yak of Hearts.
Q.
Which kind of Himalayan beast makes the most noise?
A. The Yak Hammer.
Q.
Which crazed Himalayan grunting ox has the longest hair?
A. The mane-i-yak. |
| Q.
What do biologists call a horny naked wildebeest?
A. Gnu-dist.
Steamy
Serengeti Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, Gnu really put the
beast in wildebeest!
Q.
How do captive wildebeests prefer their zoo habitat be decorated?
A. In gnu-tral colors. |
Q.
Which kind of Asain ox has inate psychic abilities?
A. The Zodi-Yak.
Q.
Which Tibetan fairy tale really grows on you?
A. Yak and the Beanstalk.
Q.
Which Mother Goose character could eat no fat?
A. Yak Sprat.
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Q.
What do you call an innovative gizmo created by a wildebeest?
A. A gnu fangled invention.
Q.
What did the vet give the wildebeest that was lacking essential
vitamins in its diet?
A. Gnu-tritional supplements.
Q.
What is a baby wildebeest called?
A. A gnu born. |
| Q.
Whee did the grunting ox go when he came down off the hill?
A. Yakima Valley.
Q.
Which part of an atom fascinates wildebeests?
A. The Gnu-tron.
Q.
What do wildebeests at the Dever Zoo watch on television?
A. 9Gnus. |
Q.
What do you get when you cross a gnu with a goat?
A. A gnu kid on the block.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a wildebeest with a lion cub?
A. What's gnu pussycat.
Q.
What holiday celebrates a fresh begiining for African animals?
A. Gnu Years Day.
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Q.
What do you get when you cross a Tibetan ox with a pack
mule?
A. A yak ass.
Q.
Which kind of cookies do wildebeests like best?
A. Fig Gnu-tons.
Q.
Which artificial sweetener is most popular in Africa?
A. Gnu-tra Sweet. |
| Q.
What do you call a dumb Himalayan ox?
A. Yak ass.
Q.
Where do wildebeests go to party during Mardi Gras?
A. Gnu Orleans.
Q.
How did the wildebeest know it was lost?
A. It was in Gnu Mexico. |
Q.
What do you call a castrated wildebeest?
A. A Gnu-ter.
Q.
How do you descrbe an African antelpe that just got maried?
A. Gnu-ly wed.
Q.
What do you get if you combine a wildebeest, chocolate,
and hazlenuts?
A. Gnu-tella. |
Q.
Which African scientist was knocked out by an apple in Kenya?
A. Sir Isaac Gnuton.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a gnu wth a pig?
A. Gnu Hampshire.
Q.
Where do wildebeests like to go on vacation?
A. Gnu York City. |
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Jokes | Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse, Rat Puns | Rabbit
Jokes, Hare Puns |
| Buffalo and Bison Jokes | 2
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Owl Jokes, Owl-ful
Puns | Animal Poop Puns | Sea
Mammals |
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
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Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
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| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
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| 2 |
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LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
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| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
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Animals |
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Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
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Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
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