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Q. What has 2 tails, 3 horns, and 6 feet? A. A yak with spare parts!
Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a gnu? A. A new ewe!


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Wildebeest Jokes, Gnu Puns, Asian Yak Humor
('Cause Brainy Yak Jokes and Gnu Ewe Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream On Your Safari or Exotic Expedition!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Farmer's Alman-Yak jokes, horny bovidae humor, and gnu world order puns ahead.
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Q. What do you call an animal serial killer? A. Yak The Ripper!
Q. What did the ox-like antelope say when he bumped into friends? A. What's Gnu?
Q. What do You call an animal that knows it all? A. Brain-I-Yak!

Q. What do you get when you cross an African lion with an Asian mute ox?
A. A mane-i-yak.

Q. Which beast of burden did Benjamin Franklin employ on his land?
A. A Farmer's Alman-Yak.

Q. What is it called when a domestic ox runs in reverse?
A. Yak-ward.

Q. Where do the most wildebeests live in Africa?
A. Gnu-bia.

Q. What do you get when you cross a wildebeest with a sheep?
A. A gnu ewe.

Q. Why do Serengeti wildebeests listen to Yanni?
A. 'Cause they're into gnu age music.

Q. Which horny Himalayan grunting ox is the biggest ladies man?
A. The Yak of Hearts.

Q. Which kind of Himalayan beast makes the most noise?
A. The Yak Hammer.

Q. Which crazed Himalayan grunting ox has the longest hair?
A. The mane-i-yak.

Q. Did you hear about the animals on Tinder? A. They're nympho-manii-yaks!
Q. What do you call an animal that cuts down trees? A. Lumber-Yak!
Q. What kind of car does a yak drive? A. A Furr-ari!

Q. What do biologists call a horny naked wildebeest?
A. Gnu-dist.

Steamy Serengeti Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, Gnu really put the beast in wildebeest!

Q. How do captive wildebeests prefer their zoo habitat be decorated?
A. In gnu-tral colors.

Q. Which kind of Asain ox has inate psychic abilities?
A. The Zodi-Yak.

Q. Which Tibetan fairy tale really grows on you?
A. Yak and the Beanstalk.

Q. Which Mother Goose character could eat no fat?
A. Yak Sprat.

Q. What do you call an innovative gizmo created by a wildebeest?
A. A gnu fangled invention.

Q. What did the vet give the wildebeest that was lacking essential vitamins in its diet?
A. Gnu-tritional supplements.

Q. What is a baby wildebeest called?
A. A gnu born.

Q. How does a bovid win the lottery? A. By hitting the Yak-Pot!
Q. When does a yak say Moo? A. When it's learning a new language!

Q. Whee did the grunting ox go when he came down off the hill?
A. Yakima Valley.

Q. Which part of an atom fascinates wildebeests?
A. The Gnu-tron.

Q. What do wildebeests at the Dever Zoo watch on television?
A. 9Gnus.

Q. What do you get when you cross a gnu with a goat?
A. A gnu kid on the block.

Q. What do you get if you cross a wildebeest with a lion cub?
A. What's gnu pussycat.

Q. What holiday celebrates a fresh begiining for African animals?
A. Gnu Years Day.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Tibetan ox with a pack mule?
A. A yak ass.

Q. Which kind of cookies do wildebeests like best?
A. Fig Gnu-tons.

Q. Which artificial sweetener is most popular in Africa?
A. Gnu-tra Sweet.

Q. Which animals talk on the phone the most? A..Yakkety Yaks!
Q. How do you seduce a bovid? A. With an aphro-disi-Yak!
Q. What did the grape say when a Yak stood on it? A. Nothing. It just let out a little whine!

Q. What do you call a dumb Himalayan ox?
A. Yak ass.

Q. Where do wildebeests go to party during Mardi Gras?
A. Gnu Orleans.

Q. How did the wildebeest know it was lost?
A. It was in Gnu Mexico.

Q. What do you call a castrated wildebeest?
A. A Gnu-ter.

Q. How do you descrbe an African antelpe that just got maried?
A. Gnu-ly wed.

Q. What do you get if you combine a wildebeest, chocolate, and hazlenuts?
A. Gnu-tella.

Q. Which African scientist was knocked out by an apple in Kenya?
A. Sir Isaac Gnuton.

Q. What do you get when you cross a gnu wth a pig?
A. Gnu Hampshire.

Q. Where do wildebeests like to go on vacation?
A. Gnu York City.

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