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Timber
Wolf Jokes, Pack Puns, Canis Lupus Humor
Prey
around with hi-lair-ious
puns, big bad wolf humor, howl-o-graphic grins and Wolfman jokes.
Gray
Wolf Jokes, Howl Puns, Werewolf Humor
('Cause Lycanthrope Jokes and
Howl-arious Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream In
An Underground Lair In Scat-Mandu!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Wild canine jokes, Wolfgang humor, loan wolves
LOLs and wolf pack puns ahead.
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Werewolf
Jokes | Fox Puns | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | Forest Critter
Puns |
| Bear Joke and Bruin Puns | Panda
Bear Jokes | Polar Bear Jokes
| Deer Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife |
| Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes
| Gorilla Jokes and Big Ape Puns
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| Q.
Which scary, hairy wild canine creature lives by the local
dam?
A. The Weir Wolf.
Q.
Why did the gray wolf learn to meditate?
A. To become an aware-wolf.
Q.
What did the werewolf YouTuber ask his viewers to do?
A. Lycan subscribe.
Q.
What do zoologists call it when a wolf has bad breath?
A. Howl-itosis. |
Q.
What does a wild canine use to scents where the
best food is?
A. His w-olfactory organ.
Q.
Why do Arctic Wolves like to mate with Alaskan Malamutes?
A. 'Cause they're in it for the long howl.
Q.
What did the shepherd say to his collie when he saw a wolf?
A. Yikes! Let's get the flock otta here!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a wolf with an owl?
A. A wooo-t howl.
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Q.
What should you say when you meet a gentleman wolf?
A. Howl do you do.
Q.
Which kind of wolf is a mere projection of light?
A. A howl-o-gram.
Q.
Are Painful
wolf Puns
funny?
A. Yes, they're howl-arious!
Q.
Which motorcycle gang did the pack of wolves ride with?
A. Howl's Angels. |
| Q.
Which secret ingredient does a wolf chef put into his Eggs
Benedict dish?
A. Howl-and-daze sauce.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a wolf with Gordon Ramsay?
A. Howl's Kitchen.
Q.
What do you call a group of wolves hunting deep in the wilderness?
A. A back pack.
Q.
What is the most common male wolf name?
A. Lair-y. |
Q.
Why did Little Red Riding Hood finally stop running from
the Big Bad Wolf?
A. 'Cause she was tired of being chaste.
Q.
Which pain reliever does a wolf take in the morning after
alter a howling good party the night before?
A. Bayer Aspirin.
Q.
Where in the world will you find the most wolf turds?
A. Scat-mandu, Nepal. .
Q.
What does the pack do when one wolf has diarrhea?
A. They all scatter. |
Q.
Which kind of wolf curses and uses foul language all the
time?
A. A swear-wolf.
Q.
Where in the world are the scariet werewolf movies filmed?
A. Howly-Wood.
Q.
What happened after Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf?
A. When the full moon came, the werewolf morphed into Chuck
Norris!
Q.
Where does a Wolfman hoarder store all his excess stuff?
A. In a were-house.
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| Q.
Where do wolves go to get a rental truck when they're moving
to a new lair?
A. U-Howl.
Q.
Where can a wolf get a fair trial?
A. At the Howl of Justice.
Q.
Why did zookeepers name the new arctic wolf "Frost?"
A. 'Cause Frost bites.
Q.
What do you call a wolf driving a Furrari through
Montana at 90 MPH?
A. Howl on wheels. |
Q.
How do you make a wolf skeleton howl at your jokes?
A. Toss him him a funny bone.
Q.
Which kind of lycanthrope lives outside of Wilmington??
A. A Dela-werewolf.
Q.
What do you call a large wild canine wearing a wool coat?
A. A wolf in sheep's clothing.
Q.
Whic tall floweris are a wolf's favorite?
A. Howly-hocks.
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Q.
What is the name of the best player on the wolf hockey team?
A. Wolfgang Puck.
Q.
What's the third most common name for a male wolf?
A. Howlward.
Q.
What did the receptionist at the wolf's dentist office ask
him?
A. Howl may I help yo tooth-day?
Q.
Which 1970s band's music do wolves still like to sing along
to?
A. Howl and Oates. |
| Q.
Whiy did the gray wolf decide to join the military?
A. 'Cause it was the Fur-eign Legion.
Q.
Which god-forsaken historical realm had a werewolf army?
A. The Howly Roman Empire.
Q.
Which European country has the most grey wolves?
A. Howl-land. |
Q.
Where could you find wolves aboard the starship Enterprise
NcC-1701-D?
A. On the howl-o-deck.
Q.
Which horror movie was about werewolves that come out at
night and tow away everybody's cars?
A. The Hauling.
Q.
Which American actress do wolves honor with a standing ovation?
A. Howly Berry. |
Q.
When does a packs of wolves celebrate and throw wild parties?
A. On howl-o-days.
Q.
Whick '90s TV show do lone wolves like to binge watch?
A. Bay Watch.
Q.
What do you call a dancing wolf wearing a tutu?
A. Wolf-erina. |
| Q.
What ddid they call a bunch of werewolves standing in a
row outside a Jerry Garcia concert at Red Rocks in the '70s?
A. A deadline.
Q.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
A. Unaware-wolf.
Q.
What do skeptics get when questioning the existence of the
werewolf?
A. Who-wolf, what-wolf, when-wolf, how-wolf and why-wolf.
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Q. Which retro band do wolves in Arizona and New Mexico
still listen to?
A. Los Lobos.
Q.
Which superhero is every lobo's favorite?
A. Wolverine.
Q.
What do you get when you cross the big bad wolf with a bison?
A. Huff 'n puff-alo.
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Q.
What is a story about when a cow cries, "Wolf!"
called?
A. Fake moos.
Q.
What did the wolf cough up after he ate a jackrabbit?
A. A hare ball.
Q.
How much do wolves like Painful
canis lupus Puns?
A. A howl lot. |
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Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Werewolf
Jokes | Fox Puns | Mouse,
Rat Puns | Rabbit Jokes |
Yak Jokes | 2
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| Buffalo and Bison Jokes | 2
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Owl Jokes, Owl-ful
Puns | Animal Poop Puns | Sea
Mammals |
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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