Q.
What did paleontologists mane the newly discovered dinosaur
species that was always pregnant?
A. PG-Rex.
Q.
Which dinosaur species had the best vision?
A. See-Rex.
Q.
What do paleontologists call a T-Rex with a stye?
A. An Eye-saur.
Q.
Which near-sighted dinosaur needed corrective lenses?
A. T-Specs.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was the ancestor of mammals?
A. Teet-Rex.
Q.
What did Tyrannosaurus call his firstborn son?
A. Wee Rex.
Q.
Which dinosaur was a below average student?
A. D Rex.
Q.
Which fierce dinosaur was never a sure bet?
A. Might-T Rex? |
Q.
Which dinosaur was the distant ancestor of all chickens?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Pecks.
Q.
Which species of dinosaur populated the Baja Penninsula?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Mex.
Q.
Which dinosaur always ran away from threatening situations?
A. Flee Rex.
Q.
Which dinosaur was exceptionally gifted at niche tasks?
A. Special-T Rex.
Q.
What would you get if you crossed a tyrannosaurus with a
pig?
A. A dino-boar.
Q.
Which dinosaur is the ancestor of modern pigs?
A. Porkosaurus-Rex.
Q.
Which dinosaur species liked to hang out in the meadow all
day?
A. Lea-Rex.
Q.
Why wouldn't the T-Rex bartender serve the pterodactyl?
A. 'Cause it was a minor-saur. |
Q.
Which dinosaur was a famous Blackjack dealer in Las Vegas?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Decks.
Q.
Which type of dinosaurs were the first to celebrate Halloween?
A. Treat-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was the most playful and fun-loving?
A. Whee-Rex.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaur was an apiarist?
A. Bee-Rex.
Q. What's a dinosaur wearing a ten-gallon hat called?
A. Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Q.
Where did T-Rex get all of his clothes?
A. From a dino-sewer.
Q.
Which dinosaur was the happiest member of a singing group?
A. Glee-Rex.
Q.
Which dinosaur understood what was happeneing when the meteor
struck?
A. Gravity Rex. |
