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Ape Jokes, Killa Gorilla Puns, Bad Baboon Humor
Go completely ape over angry grrr-illa
puns, uncouth baboon humor, and big primate jokes.
Gorilla
Jokes, Hairy Ape Humor, King Kong Puns
(Because Ape-horrent
Gorilla Jokes and BaBOOM Puns Could Never Be TOO
Mainstream for King Kong's Barber!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Due Caution! King Kong jokes, buff-oon LOLs,
great ape humor and pry mate puns ahead.
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| Q.
Why did King Kong go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q.
What makes male gorillas snore at night?
A. Sleep ape-nea.
Q.
Which gorilla gal made it into the Playboy calendar?
A. Miss Ape-ril.
Q.
How do gorgeous girl-illas put on their eye makeup?
A. With an ape-plicator. |
Q.
Why did King Kong climb up the outside of the Empire State
Building?
A. 'Cause the elevator was full.
Q.
Why don't gorillas ever play cards in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs there.
Q.
What sound does a gorilla's doorbell make?
A. King Kong.
Q.
Where do gorillas live in big cities?
A. In an ape-artment. |
Q.
Why did the big ape jump off the tall building?
A. He wanted to show Hollywood exactly what he was made
of.
Q.
What is the goal of every gorilla actor?
A. Ape-art in a King Kong movie.
Q.
What is King Kong's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q.
Why was the big gorilla so uncouth?
A. Because he was raised in a zoo. |
| Q.
What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Q.
Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q.
What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was
spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Q.
Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes. |
Q.
Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q.
What do you call guys who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons.
Q.
Why did the big ape spend so much time on the golf course?
A. He was perfecting his swing.
Q.
What do you call the big ape who made the winning play in
the Super Bowl?
A. Chimpion!
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US
Politics Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that a group of
baboons is called a congress?
Q.
What does the big ape call hs penis?
A. King Kong.
Q.
Why don't chimpanzees speak English?
A. They just don't have the ape-titude. |
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Q. What do you get when an ape enters a minefield?
A. Bamboom.
Q.
How do you describe a shocking and despicable gorilla?
A. Ape-palling.
Q.
What do you call an angry big ape?
A. Grrrr-illa.
Q.
What do zoo visitors call a disgusting act by a gorilla?
A. Ape-horrent. |
Q.
What does a big gorilla bring to the potluck dinner?
A. Just his ape-petite.
Q.
Which great apes enjoy eating seafood?
A. Shrimpanzees.
Q.
What did the big ape order at the bar?
A. A sass-gorilla.
Q.
Whis kind of large primate is indigenous to Hawaii?
A. The pine-ape-ple. |
Q.
How do you catch a fugitve gorilla that's escaped from the
zoo?
A. You ape-prehend him.
Q.
What doe gorilla burglars do after the robbery?
A. Ape-scond away from the scene of the crime.
Q.
Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q.
Which kind of large primate can fly?
A. A hot-air baboon. |
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Q. Where do gorillas go to work out?
A. To a jungle gym.
Q.
What do you call a foursome of gorilla golfers?
A. Par mates.
Q.
Who assists the big gorilla plumber?
A. His ape-prentice.
Q.
What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led. |
Q.
What do zoologists call a horrific genetic experiment performed
on gorillas?
A. An ape-bomination.
Hairy
Primate Fact of the Day: Big apes who tell you that they're
constipated are full of crap.
Q.
Why couldn't the big baboon get into trade school?
A. He failed the Ape-titude test.
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Q.
What do you call a nosey gorilla that butts into everybody
else's monkey business?
A. Pry mate.
Q.
What do you call a one-armed gorilla?
A. Ape-utee.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke! |
Q.
What do you call a big ape who only eats fruity desserts?
A. Pie mate.
Q:
What is a hairy ape's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
Q.
What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes ape-solutely bananas!
Q.
What is a primate's favorite flavor of ice cream?
A. Banana Chocolate Chimp. |
Q.
What do you call an explosive primate fart?
A. BaBOOM!
Gorilla
Gym Rat Groan of the Day: Geez, gain a little muscle mass,
and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many
bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Q.
What do you call a troop of mammals that attend religious
services?
A. Pray mates.
Q.
What is an Evangelical gorilla called?
A. Ape-priaser. |
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly
bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q.
Where did the bonobo like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea.
Old
gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Q.
What do you call a cremated gorilla?
A. Pyre-mate. |
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