Q. What did one fly ask another fly at a social gathering?
A. Is this stool taken?

Q. What's it called when you have a whole lot of spiders in your house?
A. A No Fly Zone!

Q. Which indoor sport do wasps enjoy playing during their spare time?
A. Sting Pong.

Q. What do entomologists call a deceased hornet?
A. A Was.

Q. What do you call it when two ants run away to get married?
A. Ant-elopes!

Q. Why don't ants ever get sick?
A. Because they have very active anty bodies.

Buggy Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, are you a termite? 'Cause you're about to get a mouth full of wood.

Q. What do termites call the wood on some dining furniture?
A. Table food.

Q. Which kind of bugs live in clocks?
A. Ticks.

Buggy Diner Chat Up Line: Hey girl, do you have any lice with that shake?

Q. How did the caterpillar's metamorphosis go?
A. Everything went smooth as silk.

Q. Which kind of caterpillar plays in the insect band?
A. The tomato hornworm.

Q. Where do you get honey in a graveyard?
A. From a zombee!

Q. Which kind of stinging insect tends to get into a lot of street fights?
A. The rumble-bee.

Mothra Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you're a bright light and I'm a bug, because I am so darned attracted to you.

Q. Which extinct insect was the biggest of them all?
A. The Woolly Mam Moth.

Today's Buggy Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that ants don’t live in Antarctica?

Q. How does a queen ant keep all the workers happy?
A. She medicates them with ant-i-depressant drugs.

Q. Which insect smells even worse than a dung beetle?
A. The stink bug.

Q. What do you call a clumsy wasp?
A. A fumble-bee.

Customer: There's a worm on my plate.
Waiter: Yes sir, you ordered the wurst.

Q. What did the spring robin say to the early worm?
A. I'll catch cha later...

Q. Which insect hops from cannabis one grow house to another?
A. A grass hopper.

Q. Which insecr curses and makes vulgar comments while it jumps around?
A. The crass hopper.

Q. What is every bullfrog's favorite outdoor sport?
A. Fly fishing.

Q. Why shouldn't you wear spider silk pants?
A. 'Cause the flies always get stuck.

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in a mattress? They got married in the spring.

Q. Where is the best place to buy bugs?
A. At the flea market.

Q. What did the hard-working hive member say when a second worker landed on her flower?
A. Buzz off, bee-tch.

Buggy Pick-Up Poetry: I'm the flower, you're the bee. So, why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

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