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Croc Jokes, Gator Puns, Reptile Humor, Lizard LOLs
Prey
along with crooked-dile puns, river reptile humor, croc-o-deal LOLs and
alley gator jokes.
Alligator Jokes, Crocodile Humor,
Reptile Puns
('Cause Ailing Gator Jokes
and Croco-DOH! Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream!
If An Alligator's In Your Swimming Pool) |
Warning:
Proceed Cautiously! Ally gator jokes, crack-o-dile humor, fume-a-gaotr
LOLs and deli-gator puns ahead.
| Crocodile Jokes and Alligator
Puns | Lizard Jokes, Cameleon
Puns | Turtle Jokes, Tortoise
Puns |
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Hiss-terical
Snake Humor | Pet Reptile Humor
| Dinosaur Jokes |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns | Bee
Puns| Butterfly Jokes, Moth
Puns | Housefly LOLs | Spider
Jokes |
| Q.
What do you call a serial killer reptile in the jungle?
A. Croak-o-dile.
Q.
Which kind of reptile works at a casino in Las Vegas?
A. The croco-dealer. |
Q.
What do you call a gassy swamp reptile that farts all the
time?
A. A fume-a-gator.
Q.
Which kind of swamp reptile can sneak up on you the quickest?
A. The Instant Gator.
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Q.
What do you call a dishonest reptile whose best friend is
a big cheetah?
A. Crooked-dile.
Q.
Which throaty reptile is the biggest pop star in London?
A. Croc Adele. |
| Q.
What do you call a reptile that leaves the swamp to go live
in a meadow?
A. A croco-dell.
Q.
Wha do you call a Bayou reptile that's addicted to drugs?
A. Crack-o-dile. |
Q.
What is a alligator's favorite ballet?
A. Swamp Lake.
Q.
What do chemists call a swamp reptile that's composed of
mixd metals?
A. Alloy gator.
Q.
What do you call a sick swamp reptile?
A. An ailing gator.
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Q. Which large reptile sits in the pub driking pints all
night long?
A. The Ale Gator.
Q.
Which type of swamp reptile is always on your side?
A. The Ally Gator. |
| Q.
What do you call a large reptile that rumages through your
trash cans?
A. Alley gator.
Q.
Which swamp reptile always marches in the Pride Parade?
A. The ali-gay-tor. |
Q.
What do you call a reptile that inately knows just what
to do?
A. Instinct gator.
Q.
Which kind of large reptile resides in Mecca?
A. Allah Gator.
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Q.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator?
A. A Cluck-o-dile.
Q.
Which wetlands reptiles prefer living in small river tributaries?
A. Creek-o-diles. |
| Q.
What do you get if you coss an alligator with Homer Simpson?
A. A Croco-DOH!
Q.
What do you call swampy plant and animal life in Louisiana?
A. Bayou Diversity. |
Q.
What do you call the reptile that works at the cold cuts
counter?
A. The Deli Gator.
Q.
What do you call a large wetland reptile who calms your
fears?
A. Allay gator.
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Q.
Which large reptile was the best boxer in the world?
A. Mohamed Ali Gator.
Q.
Which poisonous reptile should you never keep indoors as
a pet?
A. A fumigator. |
Q.
Which large reptile always wears a three-piece suit?
A. The in-vest-igator.
Q.
What do you call a large reptile who works for a fencing
company?
A. Ali-gater. |
Q.
What do you call a big drunken reptile on St. Patrick's
Day?
A. Crocked O'Dile.
Q.
What does a manly gatos call his hot girlfriend?
A. Croco-Doll. |
Q.
Which swamp reptile can tell you the time or temperature?
A. The croco-dial.
Q.
Which kind of large reptile is especially fond of Hawaiian
pineapples?
A. The Croco-Dole. |
| Q.
Which large reptile assigns tasks to smaller reptiles in
India?
A. The Delhi Gator.
Q.
Who is the hero of large reptiles in Australia's outback?
A. Crocodile Dundee. |
Q.
Which swamp reptile is always happy?
A. The ali-gay-tor.
Q.
Which s swamp reptile always wins long marathon races?
A. The ali-gait-or.
Q.
What do you call a great price on alligator shoes?
A. A croco deal. |
Q.
What do you call a blah blah boring swamp reptile?
A. Croco dull.
Q.
Which kind of casual shoes does an alligator like to wear?
A. Crocs! |
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Crocodile Jokes, Gator Puns
| Lizard Laughs | Turtle
Jokes, Tortoise Puns | 2
| 3 |
Reptile Humor |
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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