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Q. Which lizards do people wear to the beach? A. Crocs!
Q. What do you get if you cross an alligator and a pickle? A. A crocodill!
Q. What do you call a reptile that works on a farm? A. An Irri-Gator!
Q. How many arms does a crocodile have? A. It depends how far he's gotten with dinner!

Q. What is an alligator's favorite beverage? A. Gator-Ade!


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Q. Should you ever taunt a crocodile? A. No! It might come back to bite you in the end!
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest? A. An investigator!
Q. Why are crocodile comedians so funny? A. Their wit is as sharp as their teeth!

Q. What do you call a serial killer reptile in the jungle?
A. Croak-o-dile.

Q. Which kind of reptile works at a casino in Las Vegas?
A. The croco-dealer.

Q. What do you call a gassy swamp reptile that farts all the time?
A. A fume-a-gator.

Q. Which kind of swamp reptile can sneak up on you the quickest?
A. The Instant Gator.

Q. What do you call a dishonest reptile whose best friend is a big cheetah?
A. Crooked-dile.

Q. Which throaty reptile is the biggest pop star in London?
A. Croc Adele.

Q. Why don't crocodiles attack lawyers? A. Professional courtesy!
Q. What do you get if you cross a gator and a poisonous frog? A. A croak-odile!
Q. What do you call a crocodile that urges others to fight? A. An instigator!

Q. What do you call a reptile that leaves the swamp to go live in a meadow?
A. A croco-dell.

Q. Wha do you call a Bayou reptile that's addicted to drugs?
A. Crack-o-dile.

Q. What is a alligator's favorite ballet?
A. Swamp Lake.

Q. What do chemists call a swamp reptile that's composed of mixd metals?
A. Alloy gator.

Q. What do you call a sick swamp reptile?
A. An ailing gator.

Q. Which large reptile sits in the pub driking pints all night long?
A. The Ale Gator.

Q. Which type of swamp reptile is always on your side?
A. The Ally Gator.

Q. What do you call a crocodile that likes bowling? a. An Alley-Gator!
Q. What do you call a crocodile with GPS? A. A Navi-gator!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a crocodile? A. One's bite is worse than its bark!

Q. What do you call a large reptile that rumages through your trash cans?
A. Alley gator.

Q. Which swamp reptile always marches in the Pride Parade?
A. The ali-gay-tor.

Q. What do you call a reptile that inately knows just what to do?
A. Instinct gator.

Q. Which kind of large reptile resides in Mecca?
A. Allah Gator.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator?
A. A Cluck-o-dile.

Q. Which wetlands reptiles prefer living in small river tributaries?
A. Creek-o-diles.

Q. What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a rooster? A. Croc-a-doodle-doo!
Q. What do reptiles drink before a long run? A. Gator-Ade!
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? It's filled with Liti-Gators!

Q. What do you get if you coss an alligator with Homer Simpson?
A. A Croco-DOH!

Q. What do you call swampy plant and animal life in Louisiana?
A. Bayou Diversity.

Q. What do you call the reptile that works at the cold cuts counter?
A. The Deli Gator.

Q. What do you call a large wetland reptile who calms your fears?
A. Allay gator.

Q. Which large reptile was the best boxer in the world?
A. Mohamed Ali Gator.

Q. Which poisonous reptile should you never keep indoors as a pet?
A. A fumigator.

Q. Did you hear about the reptile that became a congressman? A. He was an expert dele-gator!
Q. What's worse than a crocodile coming to dinner? A. Two hungry crocodiles coming to dinner!
Q. What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a flower? A. Dunno? No, I'm not going to smell it!

Q. Which large reptile always wears a three-piece suit?
A. The in-vest-igator.

Q. What do you call a large reptile who works for a fencing company?
A. Ali-gater.

Q. What do you call a big drunken reptile on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Crocked O'Dile.

Q. What does a manly gatos call his hot girlfriend?
A. Croco-Doll.

Q. Which swamp reptile can tell you the time or temperature?
A. The croco-dial.

Q. Which kind of large reptile is especially fond of Hawaiian pineapples?
A. The Croco-Dole.

Q. What do alligators call human children? A. Appetizers!
Q. What do you call a lizard that can pick up an elephant? A. Sir!
Q. Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas? A. Santa Jaws!

Q. Which large reptile assigns tasks to smaller reptiles in India?
A. The Delhi Gator.

Q. Who is the hero of large reptiles in Australia's outback?
A. Crocodile Dundee.

Q. Which swamp reptile is always happy?
A. The ali-gay-tor.

Q. Which s swamp reptile always wins long marathon races?
A. The ali-gait-or.

Q. What do you call a great price on alligator shoes?
A. A croco deal.

Q. What do you call a blah blah boring swamp reptile?
A. Croco dull.

Q. Which kind of casual shoes does an alligator like to wear?
A. Crocs!

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