| Q.
What do you call the Frenchman who was recently mauled by
a lion?
A. Claude.
Q.
What do you call a young dishonest cat?
A. A lyin' cub.
Q.
What do mountain lions shift when they're driving a Furrari?
A. Cou-gear.
Q.
What do you call a she mountain lion that's always lyin'?
A. A foo-gar.
Q.
Who manely sells hair care products to lions?
A. A roar-to-roar salesman. |
Q.
What do you call designer fashions for cougars?
A. A clothes lion.
Q.
Where can you find the noisiest cougars in the Denver area?
A. A-roar-a.
Q.
What do you call a group of homosexual lions?
A. Gay Pride.
Q.
What do you call a lion in drag?
A. Queen of the jungle.
Untame
Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey wild one, I'd like to domesti-CAT
you!
|
Q.
What did it take for the lion to become a cannibal?
A. He had to swallow his pride.
Wild
Cat Pun Fact of the Day: Once you've witnessed a lion take
down a wildebeest, you've seen a maul.
Q.
What do you call the bloody scene left behind by a mountain
lion?
A. Cou-gore.
Q.
What is a prowling cougar's favorite prey?
A. A stag with a nice rack.
King
of the Jungle Hookup Line: Hey girl, you wanna play lion
tamer? Okay, you get on all fours and I'll put my head in
your mouth. |
