Jokes, Kangaroo Puns, Jack Humor, Jill LOLs
along with kanga prude puns, mob humor, clang-a-roo grins and jumpy down
Proceed Cautiously! Marsupial jokes, kanga roux LOLs, outback court
humor, and kanga brew puns ahead.
Kangaroo Jokes, Joey Puns, Flyer LOLs,
(Because Jill Doe Jokes and
Jacked Up Roo Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
When You're Jumpng for Joey!)
| Kangaroo Jokes | 2
| 3 | Bear
Jokes | Panda Puns | Polar
Bear LOLs | Chimp Puns | Monkey
| Giraffe Jokes | Elephant
Jokes | Hippo Puns |
Safari Animal Jokes | Gorilla Jokes
| Bigfoot Jokes |
| Zoo Jokes | Wildcat
Puns | Lion Jokes | Leopard
Jokes, Cheetah Puns | Lynx Laughs
| Tiger Puns |
What do Aussie wildlife biologists call the mating ritual
A. Kanga woo.
What do you get if you cross a flyer roo with a Wedge-tailed
A. A dead kanga flew.
What do Aussies call roo regrets?
A. Kanga rues.
What do flyer kangaroos do when they're happy?
A. They jump for joey.
What do you call the buck roo that just moved in nextdoor?
A. Kanga new.
Why was the roo's artwork featurred at the museum?
A. 'Cause Kanga drew.
What's the name of the hoppiest craft beer cooked up down
A. Kanga Brew.
What do Jacks and Jills enjoy at a wild outback party?
A. Kanga booze.
What do you get if you cross a roo with a frat boy?
A. Kanga Nu.
Which kind of marsupial carries a six-shooter?
A. The bang-a-roo.
What do Aussies call a roo that never exaggerates or lies?
A. Kanga true.
How do you make a kanga stew?
A. Keep a roo waiting...
What do you get if you cross a roo with a wildebeest?
A. A kanga-gnu.
What do you get when you cross a roo with a skunk?
A. Kanga pew.
What do you get if you cross an alley cat with a roo?
A. Kanga mew.
Which down unda animal was a dooir-to-door salesman?
A. Rang A. Roo.
Which ingrdient makes the Aussie chef's gamey Roo Stew palatable?
A. Kanga roux.
What do Australians call a cussing roo?
What does a roo say when he wants to be included as well?
A. Kanga, too!
Who is the leader of all the courts on the south side of
A. King O. Roos.
What keeps a troop of roos cemented together in their court?
A. Kanga Glue.
How do you describe a sad Aussie marsupial?
A. Kanga blue.
What cute kangaroo nickname is actually sort of gross?
How do you hang a roo?
A. With a kanga noose.
What do Aussies call a marsupial hopping around in an orange
What does a Jack call a Jill that just won't let go after
What can you make with chopped roo meat?
A. Kanga Suey. EW!
Kangaroo Jokes | 2
1 3 | Giraffe
Jokes | Elephant Jokes |
2 | Hippo
Puns | 2 |
Safari Animal LOLs |
What do Aussies call the top of a roo's head?
A. The kanga roof.
What do boomers call a flyer that's prim and proper?
A. Kanga prude.
What do you get if you cross a wallaby with a bell?
A. A clang-a-roo.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a kangaroo?
A. Count Fang O. Roo.
What do you get if you cross a roo with a witch?
A. Kanga shrew.
How many roos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. A kanga few.
What is a kangaroo's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Joey to the World.
Where are roos seated for Sunday morning services?
A. In the kanga pew.
How do you measure how much a baby joey has grown?
A. With a kanga ruler.
| Zoo Jokes | Wildcat
Puns | Lion Jokes | 2
| Leopard Jokes, Cheetah Puns
| Lynx LOLs | Tiger
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | 2 |
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Yak
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Owl Jokes, Owl-ful
Puns | Animal Poop Puns | Sea
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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Puns | Breakfast Jokes |
Colorado Jokes | Drunk
LOLs | Fashion Jokes | Hip
Hop LOLs |
| Liquor Laughs |
Man Jokes | Neighborhood Jokes | Olympics
Jokes | Party Jokes | Police
Puns | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Humor | Shrink Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Spring Laughs |
Swimming Humor |
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