| Q.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say
after making a foul shot?
A. Hive Scored!
Q.
Why was the basketball court all wet?
A. The players were all dribbling.
Q.
Why couldn't the talented basketball player listen to music
in 1969?
A. 'Cause he broke the record!
Q.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the
game?
A. To a basket ball.
Basketball
Player Pick-Up Line: Hey
bae, do you ref during the playoffs? 'Cause you look like
you could swallow a whistle.
Q.
What did the jury have when a basketball player testified
at trial?
A. Court-side seats.
Q.
Why did Canadian meteorolgists lose to the American meteorologists
in the basketball tournament?
A. 'Cause it was unfair in height! OUCH!
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Q.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A. Because they're always dribbling.
Q.
What do basketball players call their first meal of the
day?
A. Fast breaks.
Basketball
Player Pick-Up Line: Hey
bae, should I take it to the hole, or should I take it to
the rack?
Q.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
A. Time passes!
Q.
What does a basketball player do after he's lost his eyesight?
A. He becomes a referee.
Q.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
A. Mad hops.
Q.
What did the basketball court on top of Lookout Mountain
near Denver feature?
A. Vantage points.
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Q.
Why didn't the basketball team have a website?
A. 'Cause they couldn't manage three Ws in a row.
Q.
What time is it when a basketball team chases a baseball
team?
A. 9:05. (Five After Nine)
Hoops
Hookup Line: Hey bae, if
you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want you
all to myself.
Q.
If basketball players get athlete's foot, what do astronauts
get?
A. Missle toe.
Q.
Which sport are vampire bats best at?
A. Casketball.
Q.
Do old basketball players ever die?
A. No, they just go on dribbling.
Basketball
Player Pick-Up Line: Hey
bae, I'm a great ball handler. How 'bout you?
Q.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
A. The New York Old Saint Knicks. |
