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Q. Which girl is always standing in the middle of the tennis court? A. Annette!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. She heard the ref was blowing fowls!
Hulk Asks: Why did the bodybulder go to the hospital? A. Somebody told him he was all cut up!
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Work out your funny bone with pumping puns, sports riddles, uplifting one-liners and gym jokes.

Athletic Jokes, Gym Puns, Sports Riddles
(Because Pumped Up Puns and Workout Wisecracks Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Bodybuilders or Couch Potatoes!)
Warning: Proceed With Caution! Gym rat pick-up lines, sports one-liners, team jokes and sweaty puns ahead.
| Sports Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Sports Pick-Up Lines |
| Baseball Jokes | 2 | Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Hit Boxing LOLs |
| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
| Soccer Jokes and Futbol Humor | Sports Animal Jokes | Swimming Jokes | Tennis Jokes |
| NFL Football Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Sports Humor | Snow Skiing Jokes |

Q. Which exercise do hairdressers do at the gym? A. Curls!Why can't chefs play baseball? Because they always get caught trying to steal the basil!My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James!

Q. Which kinds of vegetables are into weight liftting?
A. Muscle sprouts.

Q. Why did the guy quit the over-crowded gym?
A. He was tired of the long weights.

Q. Why did the redneck bodybuilder wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym?
A. To exercise his right to bear arms.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Q. What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
A. Oven mitts, bunt pan, and batter!

Q. Why did the bakery hire a former baseball pitcher?
A. 'Cause he really knew how to handle the batter!

Q. Why should you bring along a baseball player when you go camping?
A. Because they know how to pitch a tent.

Q. What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
A. The bass line.

Today's Gym Factoid for the Roid: Did you realize that Dr. Frankenstein was actually the first bodybuilder?

Q. How did the wimpy personal trainer quit his job at the gym?
A. He handed in his too-weak notice.

Workout Point to Ponder: If the guys at the gym call you a big fat loser, is that a dis or a huge compliment?

Workout Wisecrack: Does anybody have a treadmill for sale? My closet is full and I need more space to hang my clothes.

Q. Which insect never plays quarterback? A. The Fumble Bee!Q. Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A. Because he was squatting!Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shoes? A. in case he gets a hole in one!

Q. What did the bumblebee running back say after getting a touchdown?
A. Hive Scored!

Q. What is it called when a dinosaur makes a touchdown?
A. A dino-score.

Q. Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A. It was a boxer!

Q. What do you get if you put two nuns and a hooker on a football field?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q. What do sick British bodybuilders do on the loo?
A. Drop sets.

Q. What do you call a free treadmill?
A. The Great Outdoors.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, the elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up!

Q. Why did the newbie listen to her fitness trainer?
A. Because he always did things as he saw fit.

Q. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. FORE!

Q. What do young golfers get in their Christmas stockings?
A. Silly Putty.

Q. Which type of shirts do golfers prefer?
A. Tees.

Greens Point to Ponder: If two people are planning a conspiracy while playing golf, are they on a collusion course?

Hulk Asks: How do Columbians develop muscle? A. By pushig drugs!When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?Q. Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? A. Because education pays off in the long run!

Q. Why didn't the blonde work out while she had a cold?
A. She figured her nose could do the running instead. Sniff, sniff.

Q. Why did the blonde bodybuilder change her workout clothes?
A. Somebody said she was ripped.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack handy right here.

Q. Which shoulder exercise do employees do at the candy factory?
A. The peppermint twist.

Q. What are the rules in zebra baseball?
A. Three stripes, and you're out!

Q. Why were there cows on the baseball field?
A. Because they were looking for the bullpen!

Q. How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
A. Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.

Q. What did the baseball fans call it when the struggling pitcher was replaced?
A. A welcome relief!

Q. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
A. Ten after one.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
– Milton Berle

Q. What happens if you run in front of a car?
A. You get tired.

Q. What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
A. He decided to go into politics and run for office.

Q. what is a tennis player's favorite City? A. Volly Wood!Q. What do hockey players drink? A. Peanl Teas!Hulk Says: When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break!

Q. When does a British tennis match end?
A. When it's Wimble-done!

Q. How do you play quiet tennis?
A. The same as regulation tennis, but without the racket.

Q. Why did the blonde tennis player charge the net?
A. 'Cause she ran out of cash.

Q. Why should you think twice about playing tennis in a court?
A. You might get arrested.

Q. Why can't you play hockey with pigs?
A. Because they hog the puck.

Q. Why did the hockey player visit his bank?
A. He wanted more checks.

Q. Why was a ghostbuster assigned to the hockey team?
A. He was always getting ghouls.

Q. Why don't zombies play hockey?
A. They're cold-hearted, but they jost don't have the brains for it.

Pumped Up Gym Joke of the Day: When Chuck Norris goes to the gym, the treadmill sweats!

Fitness Point to Ponder: Does Chuck Norris leave potholes when he jogs?

Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris lift weights?
A. Because that implies there are limits to his strength.

Q. Why do cross-fit gyms have chalk?
A. So you can mark where the bodies fall.

| Sports Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Sports Pick-Up Lines |
| Baseball Jokes | 2 | Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Hit Boxing LOLs |
| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
| Soccer Jokes and Futbol Humor | Sports Animal Jokes | Swimming Jokes | Tennis Jokes |
| NFL Football Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Sports Humor | Snow Skiing Jokes |

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