Which kinds of vegetables are into weight liftting?
A. Muscle sprouts.
Why did the guy quit the over-crowded gym?
A. He was tired of the long weights.
Why did the redneck bodybuilder wear a sleeveless shirt
to the gym?
A. To exercise his right to bear arms.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
going to a sculpture class won't even get you this
What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
A. Oven mitts, bunt pan, and batter!
Why did the bakery hire a former baseball pitcher?
A. 'Cause he really knew how to handle the batter!
Why should you bring along a baseball player when you go
A. Because they know how to pitch a tent.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
A. The bass line.
Gym Factoid for the Roid: Did you realize that
Dr. Frankenstein was actually the first bodybuilder?
How did the wimpy personal trainer quit his job at the gym?
A. He handed in his too-weak notice.
Point to Ponder: If the guys at the gym call you a big
fat loser, is that a dis or a huge compliment?
Wisecrack: Does anybody have a treadmill for sale? My closet
is full and I need more space to hang my clothes.