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Porpoise
Jokes, Pod Humor, Finny Mammal Puns
Swim
along with pier-poise puns, dol friend humor, re-porpoised LOLs and clicky
dolph out jokes.
Dolphin Jokes, Flipper Puns, Porpoise
Humor
(Because Playful Porpoise Jokes
and Dol-Fun Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
In Delphinus Delphis Speak!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Dull Finn jokes, perp-poise laughs, dual-fin
humor and pour poise puns ahead.
| Dolphin Jokes, Porpoise Puns
| Whale Jokes | Marine
Mammal Jokes, Deep Sea Animal Humor |
| Octopus Jokes, Squid Puns |
Sea Creature Jokes, Shellfsh Puns, Lobster
LOLs, Crab Grins | 3 |
| Fish Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Shark Jokes | 2
| Finny Fish Puns | Tropical
Fish Jokes, Aquarium Puns |
| Fisherman Jokes, Sport Fishing Puns
| High Seas Humor | Maritime
Laughs | Seafood Jokes |
| Q.
What is a group of clean dolphins that move according to
the pull of the moon?
A. A Tide pod.
Q.
What happens after your pet dolphin swims back into the
ocean?
A. You've lost your porpoise.
Q.
Which dolphin works as a bartender at the Sand Bar?
A. Pour Poise.
Q.
Which intelligent sea mammal comedian has a dry sense of
humor?
A. Droll Fin. |
Q.
Why is it so hard to make friends with a new pod of dolphins?
A. Because they're so clicky.
Q.
Which criminal dolphin was the Coast Guard searching for?
A. The perp-poise.
Q.
What does a porpoise in love call his girlfriend?
A. Doll Phin.
Sea
Mammal Point to Ponder: Scientists claim dolphins are the
second most intelligent creature after man. Does that mean
women are third?
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Q.
Which movie was about a dog that befriended a dolphin?
A. A Dog's Porpoise.
Q.
What is it called when a laid-off dolphin finds a new job?
A. Reporpoised.
Q.
What do you call a dolphin that performs in X-rated movies?
A. Porn-poise.
Q.
Which kind of porpoise is the best at multitasking?
A. The dual-phin. |
| Q.
What is the job of a dolphin butler?
A. To serve a porpoise.
Q.
Who is the most famous popoise pop singer?
A. Adele Fin.
Q.
What do you call a dolphin that's always being stared at?
A. The peer-poise.
Q.
Which porpoise challenges his rival to a shootout to defend
his honor?
A. Duel Fin. |
Q.
What happened after the big sea cow joined the gym with
the dolphin trainer?
A. She moved with a porpoise.
Q.
What do porpoise pals call each other?
A. Dol friends.
Q.
Which kind of dolphin is the most graceful under pressure
in any circumstancen?
A. The per poise.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a porpoise with Stevie Wonder?
A. Dol Funk.
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Q.
What do porpoises call a boring sailorman from a fiord near
Helinski?
A. A dull Finn.
Q.
What do you call a porpoise that leaves a trail of turds
behind him?
A. Doo Fin.
Q.
What is the opposite of dolphin?
A. Dolph out.
Q.
Which kind of dolpin likes to hang around the dock?
A. The pier-poise. |
| Q.
Why shouldn't you just discard an old dolphin?
A. 'Cause they can always be reporpoised.
Q.
Which kind of intelligent sea mammal really knows how to
have a good time and enjoy itself?
A. The dol-fun.
Q.
What do you call a bankrupt dolphin?
A. Poor-poise.
Q.
Which kind of dolphin always stays right beside its mate?
A. The pair-poise. |
Q.
Why do dolphins and manatees only swim in salt water?
A. 'Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
Q.
Whiat do Sea World visitors call the biggest performing
porpoise?
A. Tall-fin.
Q.
What is the name of the famous dolphin at the aquarium in
France?
A. Pierre Poise.
Q.
What do you call a porpoise that always cheers for Miami's
NFL football team?
A. Dol-fan.
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Q.
How do whales and dolphins share information with each other?
A. With a podcast.
Q.
Whic kind of dolphin has a disproportionately big butt?
A. The Pear-poise.
Q.
What do the other popoises call the one pod memeber who
always tattles on them?
A. Dol fink.
Q.
What do all the other dolphns xall the one really stupid
porpoise in their pod?
A. Dolt Phin. |
| Q.
What did the thug gang of dolphins say to the baby orcas?
A. Whale, whale, whale. What do we have here?
Q.
What do you call a dimwitted dolphin?
A. Dull-phin.
Q.
Which kind of porpoise makes the most phone calls?
A. The dial-phin.
Q.
Which kind of pee pads do lady dolphins prefer?
A. Pour Poise. |
Q.
Which kind of toy might you find in the ocean?
A. The doll-fin.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a dolphin with an octopus?
A. A por-pus.
Q.
Which cell service do porpoises subscribe to?
A. Dol Phone.
Q.
Which kind of porpois charges a fee to swim in its sea lane?
A. The toll fin. |
Q.
Why can't you accidentally ride a dolphin?
A. 'Cause you'd have to do it on porpoise.
Q.
Which kind of intelligent sea mammal visits Hawaii looking
for pineapple chunks?
A. The Dole-phin.
Q.
What do you call a porpois with a strong offensive odor?
A. A dol-funk.
Q.
Which kind of porpoise is an evil spirited foe?
A. The dol-fiend. |
Q.
What is the difference between a killer whale and a killer
dolphin?
A. Orca doesn't have to hide the bodies.
Q.
What do you call a porpoise that has a lot of fronds?
A. Dol-fern.
Q.
Which kind of mischievous porpoise likes to bore holes in
wooden ships?
A. The drill fin.
Q.
What do you call a dolphin wearing a shark costume?
A. A FIN-poster. |
Q.
Which vacation is more expensive than swimming with dolphins?
A. Swimming with sharks. That costs an arm and a leg.
Q.
Why did IHOP hire a dolphin to make pancakes?
A. 'Cause they're so good with flippers.
Q.
Which kind of soap does a dolphin use?
A. All porpoise cleaner.
Q.
What is a dolphin's favorite color?
A.
Aqua marine.
Old
sea pirates never die. They just lose their porpoise.
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Q.
What do you call the dolphin that hangs out at the ocean
front golf course?
A. Par-poise.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a cucumber with a porpoise?
A. A dill phin.
Q.
How can you tell if a dolphin is pissed off at you?
A. He flippers the bird.
Q.
What happens when a dolphin has an emotional breakdown?
A. It flipped out. |
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Dolphin
Jokes, Porpoise Puns | Whale Jokes
| Marine Mammal Jokes, Deep Sea Animal
Humor |
| Octopus Jokes,
Squid Puns | Sea Creature Jokes,
Shellfsh Puns, Lobster LOLs, Crab Grins | 3
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| Fish Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Shark Jokes | 2
| Finny Fish Puns | Tropical
Fish Jokes, Aquarium Puns |
| Wild Bird Jokes | 2
| 3 | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | 2
| Crow Jokes | 2
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes |
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | 2 |
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Yak
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Animal Poop Puns | Sports
Animal Jokes | Denver Broncos
Puns |
| Wildcat Puns | Lion
Jokes | 2 | Leopard
Jokes, Cheetah Puns | Lynx LOLs
| Tiger Puns | Zoo
Jokes |
| Elephant Jokes | 2
| Giraffe Jokes | Hippo
Puns | 2 |
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes | 2 1 3
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| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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