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Outdoor
Bird Jokes, Raptor Puns, Beak Humor
Wing
it with pelican't puns, bald eagle humor, peacock grins, owl-some LOLs
and flamingo jokes.
Bird Jokes, Winged Laughs, Avian Puns
(Because Cold Pen-Grin Jokes
and Owl-ful Hoot Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
for Wild Birds of a Feather!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Woodpecker jokes, owl hoots, pigeon humor,
and ice cold penguin puns ahead.
| Wild Bird Jokes, Avian Puns |
2 | 3
| Owl Jokes, Owl-ful Puns
| 2 | Crow
Jokes, Raven Puns | 2 |
| Duck Jokes | 2
| Goose Jokes, Ganfer Puns | Parrot
Jokes | Pet Bird Jokes | Dinosaur
Jokes |
| Why Did The Chicken Cross
the Road? Jokes | Funky Chicken
Humor | 2 | 3
| 4 | Rooster
Jokes |
| Q.
Which kind of shore bird always gives up when the going
gets rough?
A. The Pelican't.
Q.
What do you call a jailbird that's out on parole?
A. A peli-con.
Q.
What do you call a sea bird with a big rotten fish in its
beak?
A. A smell-ican.
Q.
What does a big-billed shore bird call his loyal best friend?
A. Pal-ican.
Q.
What do you call an albino shore bird with a big bill?
A. Pale-can. |
Q.
What is it called when a hooter in flight craps on your
windshield?
A. A bowl movement.
Q.
Why is it hard to trust an owl?
A. 'Cause they tell a lot of false hoots.
Q.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a Neanderthal?
A. A Hoo-man.
Q.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a skunk?
A. A bird that smells bad and doesn't give a hoot.
Q.
What is an owl's favorite classic rock band?
A. The Hoo. |
Q.
How does info travel so quickly from parrot to parrot?
A. Bird of Mouth!
Q.
Why did the parrot wear a rain coat?
A. She wanted to be polly unsaturated.
Q.
What is an African Gray Parrot's favorite television show?
A. The feather forecast.
Q.
Are Painful pet bird Puns funny?
A. A-parrot-ly so!
Q.
How do jungle parrots spend their time from sun up 'til
sun down?
A. Polly wolly doodle all the day. |
| Q.
Which kind of avian makes a birdwatcher's head spin?
A. The mind numbing bird.
Q.
Which kind of avian serenades his mate while sweetly playing
his guitar?
A. The strumming bird.
Q.
Why was the little avian panhandling in the park?
A. 'Cause it was a bumming bird.
Q.
What do you call a drunken uptown bird down in a dive bar?
A. Slumming bird. |
Q.
What do you call a powerful raptor that suffers from ennui?
A. Bored eagle.
Q.
What do you call an avian with exceptionally great visual
acuity?
A. Eagle eye.
Q.
What so you call the eagle eye that locates hot new avian
acts for NatGeo Wild?
A. A talon scout.
Q.
What do you call a raptor that was attacked by a grizzly
bear?
A. Mauled eagle. |
Q.
Which kind of bird taps out coded messages from trees at
the top of mountains?
A. The Wood Peaker.
Q.
What do you call a bird that plays the banjo?
A. A wood picker.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a lemon tree?
A. A wood-pucker.
Q.
What dp upi get of upi crpss a woodpecker with a porcupine?
A. A wood-pricker. |
| Q.
What do you call an owl that always tells everybody else
what to do?
A. A know-it-owl.
Q.
Why are birds that give a hoot such great computer programmers?
A. 'Cause they're great at owlgorithms.
Q.
Which kind of menagerie only features nocturnal birds?
A. A zoo-owl-logiccal park.
Q.
Why don't owlets study for tests?
A. 'Cause they're really good at winging it.
Q.
Where do Great Horned avians fly around in Colorado's Rocky
Mountains?
A. At High Owltitude. |
Q.
What do you call a bird that cheats at Hide 'n Go Seek?
A. Wood Peeker.
Q.
Which kind of southwestern bird is fond of trees and jalapenos?
A. The Wood Pepper.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a bird with a gherkin?
A. A wood pickle.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A. A bird that talks in morse code.
Q.
Which kind of backyard bird rolls around on the lawn at
daybreak?
A. The Dew Jay. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a peacodk with a crow?
A. A Peacawk.
Q.
Which kind of bird fills in for a contractor doing home
repairs?
A. Pea-caulk.
Q.
What is another name a female peacock or peahen?
A. SheCock.
Q.
Which showy male bird has a redundant name?
A. The HeCock.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a showy bird with an alligator?
A. A pea-croc. |
| Q.
What do you get if you cross a backyard bird with a moth?
A. A Swallowtail Butterfly.
Q.
What do you call a cliff bird in Capistrano that has eaten
way too much?
A. A swal-load.
Q.
Where do birds invest their money?
A. The stork market. Q. What do you get if you cross a backyard
bird with a moth?
A. A Swallowtail Butterfly.
Q.
What do you call a cliff bird in Capistrano that has eaten
way too much?
A. A swal-load. |
Q.
What do you say when an owl poops on your car in the church
parking lot?
A. Owly sh*t!
Q.
Where do big breasted owls work?
A. Hooters.
Q.
Why wasn't the noctornal bird arrested for the crime?
A. 'Cause he had an owl-ibi.
Q.
Where do the park police lock up criminal owls?
A. In the hoos-gow. |
Q.
What do you call really bad puns about Antarctic birds?
A. Pen-groans.
Q.
What is the happiest bird in the Southern Hemisphere?
A. The PenGRIN.
Q.
What is the most popular name for a lady penguin?
A. Pen Gwen.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a flamingo with an Antarctic
avian?
A. A Pink-guin. |
| Q.
What do you call a Southern Hemisphere bird that tells painful
play-on-word jokes?
A. PUNguin.
Q.
How do penguins make a decision?
A. They flipper coin.
Q.
What is a teenage avian thug called in Antarctica?
A. Punk-guin.
Q.
What is the most painful place to kick a penguin?
A. In his pen-groin. OUCH! |
Q.
What do Canadians call slanted fake news about geese?
A. Propa gander.
Q.
Why do geese use Head and Shoulders shampoo?
A. 'Cause what's good for the goose is good for the dander.
Q.
When will the migrating geese reach their winter destination?
A. That's still up in the air.
Q. What do geese watch on television?
A. Duck-umentaries.
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Q.
Why didn't the night owl go to the old owl's funeral?
A. 'Cause he wasn't a mourning person.
Q.
Which kind of babysitter wears an owl costume?
A. A Hootin' Nanny.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a marsupial and an owl?
A. A kanga-hoo.
Hoot
of a Point to Ponder: What did Barn Owls do before there
were barns? |
| Q.
Which large showy bird is always on time?
A. The Pea Clock.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a peacock with a sassy-mouthed
parrot?
A. Pea-mock.
Q.
Whiat do peaahens call the male with the smallest penis?
A. Wee cock.
Q.
What do you call a showy bird that has to use the restroom
all the time?
A. Pee Cock.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a bird with a showy tail and
a frog?
A. A Peacroak. |
Q.
What do folks in Florida call the local bird who's a big
movie star?
A. Film-ingo.
Q.
Which kind of bird is always out on the golf course?
A. The Foremingo.
Q.
Which kind of wading bird is pure muscle?
A. The Firmingo.
Q.
What do you call a flamingo caught in the flooding river's
current?
A. A Flow-mingo.
Q.
What is a newly hatched peacodk called?
A. Weecock. |
Q.
Why didn't the pigeon come back home with the message?
A. 'Cause it was a roaming pigeon.
Q.
Why do birds fly south?
A. Because it's too far to walk.
A
blonde looked up to watch a bird flying above. Suddenly
the bird pooped. So, the blonde said, "Good thing I had
my mouth open, or that would have hit me in the face!"
Q.
What do you call the early bird that starts screaching outside
your bedroom window at dawn?
A. A rude jay.
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Wild Bird Jokes | 2
| 3 | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | 2
| Crow Jokes | 2
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes |
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | 2 |
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Yak
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Animal Poop Puns | Sports
Animal Jokes | Denver Broncos
Puns |
| Wildcat Puns | Lion
Jokes | 2 | Leopard
Jokes, Cheetah Puns | Lynx LOLs
| Tiger Puns | Zoo
Jokes |
| Elephant Jokes | 2
| Giraffe Jokes | Hippo
Puns | 2 |
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes | 2 1 3
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| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sea Animal Jokes, Dolphin
Puns, Whale Humor, Marine Mammals |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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