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Q. What does a duck eat with soup? a. Quackers!
q. What happens when a duck flies upside down? a. It quacks up!
when an athletic duck was figure skating on a pnd, it went into a teal spin!
Q. What did the duck say while she was shopping? A. Just put it on my bill!


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(Because Butt Quack Jokes and Web Feat Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Out of Duck Tape!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Duck and cover jokes, decoy LOLs, down feathers humor and big bill puns ahead.
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Q. What's another name for a clever duck? A. a wise quacker!Q. What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks? A. Fire-quackers!Q. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? A. Fowl weather!

Q. What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.

Q. Which kind of duck can fix just about anything?
A. Duck Tape!

Q. What do you call a clever duck?
A. A wise quacker.

Q. How does a duck get back on his way if he gets a flat tire?
A. He uses a quacker jack.

Q. Where do duck farts come from?
A. A butt quack.

Q. What is it called when a duck farts in your kid's wading pool?
A. Water fowl.

Q.What do ducks watch on television? A. Duck-umentaries!q. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a duck? A. a bird that lays down!q. Which animal grows down instead of up? a. A duck1

Q. How do you make a duck sing soul music?
A. Toss him in the clothes dryer until his Bill Withers.

Q. Why do Mallaards like to drop by major league baseball parks?
A. 'Cause there's duck-out there .

Q. What do you get when migratory loons drop in for a dip in your hot tub?
A. Duck soup.

Q. Why couldn't anybody see the ducks flying over the UFO?
A. 'Cause they were in da skies!

Q. When do ducks always wake up every morning?
A. At the quack of down.

Q. What was the learned Mallard doing at Harvard?
A. Working on his duck-toral thesis.

Q. What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings? A. well, that is a matter of a pinion!Dd you hear about the vet who specializes in water flowl? He even has a wading area!q. Who stole the soap? A. The robber ducky!

Q. Where should you take an injured Mallard with a broken wing?
A. To the duck-tor.

Q. How do little ducklings get into great shape for their first flight?
A. With morning worm-ups.

Q. Why was a pet duck arguing with the plastic surgeon?
A. Because he wanted to have his bill reduced.

Q. What is it called when a group of ducklings is enjoying a game of Hide 'n Go Seek in the park?
A. Fowl play.

Q. Why did the park police arrest da coy duck at dusk?
A. He was a notarious safe quacker.

Q. What does a migrating Sandhill Crane say when a Mallard is tailing him?
A. What the duck?

Q. Where does bird royalty live? A. Duckingham Palace!Q. what do you call a Mallard with a beard? A. Duck Van Dyke!Q. How do you get down off an elephant? A. You don't. You get down off a duck!

Q. What do you get if you cross an autocrat with a loon?
A. A duck-tater.

Q. Why was the duck a viral social media sensation?
A. Due to his web feats!

Q. What should you do if a flock of Mallards suddenly drops in, right out of the blue?
A. Duck and cover!

Q. Why was the bratty tween-age duckling grounded?
A. He told his dad to just Duck Off.

Q. What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!

Q. Which teal always wins at every game of chance he tries?
A. The lucky ducky

q. Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up? A. At the quack of dawn!Q. When a duck doesn't have any cash, what does it tell the waiter? a. Put it on my bill!q. what do you call a duck on drugs? A. A quack head!

Q. What does Odo call Mr. Worf's pet duck aboard DS9?
A. Quark.

Q. What happens at a wild duck party?
A. They really get down!

Q. Why did the ducks miss the pink flamingo's wedding?
A. They were feeling under the feather.

Q. Which Painful water fowl Puns do ducks like best
A. The Daffy ones.

Q. What did the duck do after he read all these ducking Painful Puns?
A. He quacked up!

Q. What did the parrot say to the duck?
A. Polly wants a quacker.

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