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Duckling
Jokes, Butt Quack LOLs, Ducked Up Puns
Quack
up over loony puns, water fowl humor, Mallard laughs and lucky duck jokes
that get down.
Duck Jokes, Quacker Puns, Just Ducky
Humor
(Because Butt Quack Jokes and
Web Feat Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When
You're Out of Duck Tape!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Duck and cover jokes, decoy LOLs, down feathers
humor and big bill puns ahead.
| Duck Jokes | 2
| Parrot Jokes | Pet
Bird Jokes | Tropical Fish and Koi
Jokes | Finny Fish Puns |
| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Pet
Animal Jokes | Vet Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Puns
| Exotic Pets | Frog
Jokes | Snake Jokes |
| Q.
What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.
Q.
Which kind of duck can fix just about anything?
A. Duck Tape! |
Q.
What do you call a clever duck?
A. A wise quacker.
Q.
How does a duck get back on his way if he gets a flat tire?
A. He uses a quacker jack.
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Q.
Where do duck farts come from?
A. A butt quack.
Q.
What is it called when a duck farts in your kid's wading
pool?
A. Water fowl. |
| Q.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
A. Toss him in the clothes dryer until his Bill Withers.
Q.
Why do Mallaards like to drop by major league baseball parks?
A. 'Cause there's duck-out there . |
Q.
What do you get when migratory loons drop in for a dip in
your hot tub?
A. Duck soup.
Q.
Why couldn't anybody see the ducks flying over the UFO?
A. 'Cause they were in da skies!
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Q.
When do ducks always wake up every morning?
A. At the quack of down.
Q.
What was the learned Mallard doing at Harvard?
A. Working on his duck-toral thesis. |
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Where should you take an injured Mallard with a broken wing?
A. To the duck-tor.
Q.
How do little ducklings get into great shape for their first
flight?
A. With morning worm-ups. |
Q. Why was a pet duck arguing with the plastic surgeon?
A. Because he wanted to have his bill reduced.
Q.
What is it called when a group of ducklings is enjoying
a game of Hide 'n Go Seek in the park?
A. Fowl play. |
Q.
Why did the park police arrest da coy duck at dusk?
A. He was a notarious safe quacker.
Q.
What does a migrating Sandhill Crane say when a Mallard
is tailing him?
A. What the duck?
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| Q.
What do you get if you cross an autocrat with a loon?
A. A duck-tater.
Q.
Why was the duck a viral social media sensation?
A. Due to his web feats! |
Q.
What should you do if a flock of Mallards suddenly drops
in, right out of the blue?
A. Duck and cover!
Q.
Why was the bratty tween-age duckling grounded?
A. He told his dad to just Duck Off.
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Q.
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Q.
Which teal always wins at every game of chance he tries?
A. The lucky ducky |
Q.
What does Odo call Mr. Worf's pet duck aboard DS9?
A. Quark.
Q.
What happens at a wild duck party?
A. They really get down! |
Q.
Why did the ducks miss the pink flamingo's wedding?
A. They were feeling under the feather.
Q.
Which Painful
water fowl Puns
do ducks like best
A. The Daffy ones. |
Q.
What did the duck do after he read all these ducking Painful
Puns?
A. He quacked up!
Q.
What did the parrot say to the duck?
A. Polly wants a quacker. |
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Duck
Jokes, Quack Puns, and Loon Laughs | 2
| Goose Humor | Parrot
Jokes |
Pet Bird Jokes |
| Owl Jokes, Owl-ful Puns
| Cocky Rooster Jokes | Chicken
Jokes, Hen Humor | Dinosaur
Jokes |
| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Wildcat
Humor, Lion Jokes |
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Pet Animal Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | Vet Jokes
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| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Jokes
| Rabbit Jokes and Funny Bunny
Puns |
| Exotic Pet and Reptile Puns |
Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Snake
Jokes | Scary Animal Jokes |
| Farm Animals |
Horse Jokes | Wild Animal Jokes |
Colorado Animal Jokes | Party
Animal Grins |
| Animal Sports Humor | Animal
Music Jokes | Christmas Animal Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines |
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waddled down
this far, so here's even more loony
laughter,
tell-tail humor, daffy
jokes and fowl painful puns
that'll quack you up:
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Jokes | Colorado Native Jokes
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Jokes | Police Puns | Psychic
Jokes | Robber Jokes | Sci-Fi
Jokes | Seasonal Puns |
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Puns | Sports Jokes | Swimming
Puns | Travel Jokes | TV
Show Laughs | Weather Jokes |
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