Q. Which dog breed is the magician of the canine realm?
A. The Labra-ca-dabra-dorg.

Q. Why is it so hard to find a Denver hipster dog's bone?
A. Because it's always buried so far underground.

Q. Which dog breed laughs at every joke its master cracis?
A. The Chi-ha-ha.

Q. What did the dog cafe waiter say when he brought out the Denver dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit!

Q. What do you call it when a mean detective mutt follows you around at Denver International Airport?
A. Being cur-tailed.

Q. What happened after the dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles?
A. He kept leaving little messages all over the house...

Q. What do you call a poem composed by clever canines that you have to scan to understand?
A. A bark ode.

Q. Why do bloodhounds make great crime reporters?
A. 'Cause they have a nose for the news.

Dog Park Chat Up Line: Woof! Woof! I can't take my eyes off you 'cause those are quite some amazing puppies you've got!

Q. What do you say to a show dog wearing stilettos?
A. Heel!

Q. Which popular breed of dog in Colorado has the most coins?
A. Bloodhounds, because they're always picking up cents around the Denver Mint.

Q. What is the medical term for owning too many dogs in the City and County of Denver?
A. Roverdose.

Colorado Tourist: Why don't you have doggie bags here?
Waiter at Cherry Cricket: Sir, that would be cruelty to animals.

Q. Why did the blonde guy in Denver wear his new sweater knitted out of Golden Retriever hair?
A. 'Cause he wanted to look quite fetching.

Hot Dog Pick Up Line: Hello there Big Boy! Did it just get really warm out here, or am I in heat?

Q. What do Coloradans call a Golden Retriever's fashion sense?
A. Doggie style.

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey big dog, is that your tail between your paws, or are you just happy to see me?

Q. Why is it so hard to train a French bulldog?
A. 'Cause they go oui oui all over the house.

Woofing Pick-Up Line at the Dog Park: So bitch, do you like it RUFF?

Q. What do you call a dog with a surround sound system?
A. A sub-woofer.

Q. How do Coloradans know when their dogs are happy?
A. The just look for the tell-tail signs.

Q. Why did the Boulder contractor's dogs learn how to use tools?
A. So they could work on their pet project.

Dog Chat Up Line: Hey bitch, I'll be waiting right here just in case you're looking for an alpha dog.

Q. Why did the dog groomer quit her job?
A. She hit a ruff spot.

Dog Chat Up Line: Hey baby, a day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches, fur real.

Q. Which dialect does an orator use to reach an audience full of anxious dog owners?
A. Speaking-ese.

Q. In Colorado, what do you call a black sled dog?
A. A dusky husky.

Q. What is a dog's favorite sport?
A. Formula 1 Drooling!

Q. Which frozen treat do dogs enjoy on a hot summer day?
A. Pupsicles.

Big Dog Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, I'm real a bulldog in the streets, but a love puppy in the sheets.

Denver Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you a chili dog? 'Cause you're so cool!

Q. What happened after the big dog ate garlic?
A. His bark was worse than his bite.

Q. Which breed of dog tells X-rated jokes?
A. A sMutt!

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