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Kitty cat says: Hello Caturday, So glad you're here again!
Q. How does a scaredy-cat answer the phone? a. Yellow?
Long-Haired Housecat Says: Happy? Furs Day!


House Cat Jokes, Purr-fect Pet LOLs, Puss Puns
Toy around with a-mew-sing kitten puns, pampered pussy humor, litter LOL and alley cat jokes.

Kitty Cat Jokes, Purrs Day Puns, Caturday Humor
(Because Copy Cat Jokes and Sourpuss Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When Miss Kitty Is In a Bad Mewd!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Puss 'n toots jokes, nine lives laughs, and purr of the moment cat puns ahead.
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Laughing Long-Haired Cat Says: Happy Furz-Day!Q. What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A. A cat has 9 lives, but a frog croaks every night!Did you hear about the insurance company that's using a cute kitty in its ads? They've named the campaign CoPay Cat!

Q. Which domesticated cat breed is known for vocalizing the most sounds of contentment?
A. Purr-sian Cats.

Q. What do you call a Tom cat that just won't stop licking himself out in public?
A. Purr-verted.

Q. Which kind of domestic feline makes the best EMT?
A. A First Aid Kitten.

Q. What do all the other alley cats call the stinky feline who likes to eat beans?
A. Puss 'N Toots.

Q. What do you call it when your cat is having a hissy fit?
A. A bad mewd.

Q. Do cats like Post-It notes?
A. No, they prefer scratch paper for memos and hate sticky notes posted on their backs.

Sweet Little Kitten Says: Happy Purrs Day!Q. What did Tom say to Kitty on Valentine's Day? A. You're purr-fect for me!Q. what time is it when ten dogs are chasing a cat? a. Ten  After One!

Q. What do you call a pampered cat riding in a limousine?
A. A car-pet.

Q. What did the Little Green Man say to the frightened feline?
A. Take me to your litter.

Q. What does a Tom cat on the prowl for a date sing to a hot Kitty?
A. What's New Pussycat.

Q. What is every little kitten's favorite party game?
A. Mewsical Chairs.

Q. What do you call a cat that just gives up and runs away from her problems?
A. A Quitty Cat.

Q. How do you encourage a Quitty Cat that's given up?
A. Tell him to stay paws-itive.

Cute kitten says: Happy Caturday To Mew!Black cat says: The only day worse than Friday the 13th is Monday the 13th!Cat says: Happy? Caturday!

Q. Why did the cat named Rocky relocate to Colorado?
A. She wanted to live in the Meow-ntains.

Q. Why do cats keep telling the same story over and over again?
A. 'Cause they only have one tail.

Q. When is it especially bad luck to see a black cat?
A. When you're a mouse.

Q. What did the ghost feed his invisible cat?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What happened after the cat swallowed a coin at the Caturday night poker party?
A. There was finally some money in the kitty!

Q. What does Puss 'N Toots order at Mexican restaurants?
A. Mice and Beans.

Black cat under the moon says: Me-Wow! It's Another Wild Caturday Night!Kitten wearing a Santa hat says: Happy Wants-Day!Q. What do you call a cat that digs in sand on the weekend? A. Sunday Claws!

Q. What do you call the contented sound your cat makes every now and then?
A. Purr of the moment.

Q. Why was the Tom cat spending so much time in the alley on Caturday night?
A. He was bowling...

Q. What do rolks in Spen call a snow cat wearing a pair of Uggs?
A. Puss 'N Boots.

Q. What is the name of the cat lady's oldest cat?
A. GrandPaw.

Q. What should you never feed to a cat that's a sourpuss?
A. Crab meat.

Q. Why didn't the cat lady's husband put the cat out?
A. 'Cause he didn't know it was on fire. ME-OUCH!

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