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Q. Why didn't the dog want to play football? A. He was a Boxer!
Q. What's the difference between a piano and a tuna? A. You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!


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Funny Pet Jokes, House Pet Humor, Fauna Puns
(Because Pet Lovers with a Great Sense of Humor and Lots of Pet Treats Could Never Be TOO Mainstream! Woof!)
Warning: Please Don't Overfeed the Pets! Fuzzy animal jokes, fishy humor, and furry funny pet puns ahead.
| Pet Animal Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2 | 3 | Feline Humor | Vet Jokes |
| Dog Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Dog Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes | Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot Jokes | Duck Jokes | 2 | Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny Fish Puns |
| Animal Poop Puns | Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Puns | Exotic Pets | Frog Jokes | Snake Jokes |

A pet store had a bird contest, with no perches necessary.Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the ends of its paws, but a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.

Q. Why did the dietician's pet parrot wear a rain coat?
A. She wanted to be polly unsaturated.

Q. How do robins stay so fit?
A. They do lots of morning worm-ups.

Q. Which kind of shampoo do most pet birds prefer?
A. Dove.

Q. What do you call the leader of the flock of marauding crows?
A. Branch manager.

Q. Why don't fish typically do too well in school?
A. Because they work below C level.

Q. Why did the fish blush?
A. Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

Fishy Groan of the Day: If you know more funny fish puns, let minnow!

Pick-Up a Fish Line: Hey Finny, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?

Q. What is it called when a pet kitty cat wins at the dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy!

Q. Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
A. So he wouldn't be spotted.

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls.

Q. What did the poker player do when his cat got hungry?
A. He fed the kitty.

Mischievous Lambs Post Wooly Funny Videos on Ewe TubeQ. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs BunnyQ. What is the difference between a miser and a canary? A. One's a little cheap & the other's a little cheeper.

Q. Where do sheep go on vacation?
A. The Baa-hamas.

Q. Where are newborn lambs kept?
A. In an inc-ewe-bator.

Sheepish Hookup Line: Hey, ewe wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch!

Q. If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A. Fleece!

Q. What did the pet rabbit say to the carrot his owner fed him?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare plane.

Hare-y Pick-Up Line: Hey Buck, are you the Energizer Bunny? 'Cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

Q. Where do birds invest their money?
A. The stork market.

Q. Which type of bird is even noisier than a whooping crane?
A. A trumpeter swan.

Fair Feather Pick-Up Line: Hey fine-feathered fella, I heard you like hooters? 'Cause you're gonna love what Owl give you.

Q. How Do Chickens Dance? A. Chick to ChickQ. What is a mouse's favorite game? A. Hide and SqueakQ. What do you name a fish with no eyes? A. FSH

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A. She was a double crosser!

Q. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoons?
A. They go out on a peck-nic.

Q. Why are original chicken jokes always so clucking funny?
A. Because they're made up from scratch!

Q. What did boyfriend mouse say to girlfriend mouse's family?
A. Mice to meet you.

Q. Why did the pet mouse stay indoors?
A. Because it was raining cats and dogs outside.

Pet Hamster Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, let's make the exercise wheel squeak all night!

Fishy Groan of the Day: Did you hear about the pet goldfish that went bankrupt? Now, he's a bronze fish.

Q. What do you call a naked fish?
A. A barracuda.

Fishy Hookup Line: Hey girl, there lots of fish in the sea, but it's only you I sea with me.

Q. What do you dall a veterinarian with laryngitis? A. Hoarse DoctorQ. Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? A. She wanted to see butterfly.Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!

Q. Why are most horses in good shape?
A. Because they're on a stable diet.

Q. Why did the horse talk with hay in its mouth?
A. It lacked good stable manners.

Q. What did the jockey say when asked to train the young race horse?
A. I'll get ride on it!

Q. Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball.

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in a mattress? They got married in the spring.

Q. What do butterflies study in school?
A. Moth-ematics.

Q. Why shouldn't you share your bed with your pet pig?
A. Because they hog the covers!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and Legs!

Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!

| Pet Animal Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Vet Jokes | Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny Fish Puns |
| Dog Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Dog Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes | Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2 | 3 | Feline Humor | Caturday Laughs | Wildcat Humor, Lion Jokes |
| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot Jokes | Duck Jokes, Quack Puns, and Loon Laughs | 2 | Goose Humor |
| Animal Poop Puns | Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Jokes | Rabbit Jokes and Funny Bunny Puns |
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