| Q.
Why did the dietician's pet parrot wear a rain coat?
A. She wanted to be polly unsaturated.
Q.
How do robins stay so fit?
A. They do lots of morning worm-ups.
Q.
Which kind of shampoo do most pet birds prefer?
A. Dove.
Q.
What do you call the leader of the flock of marauding crows?
A. Branch manager. |
Q.
Why don't fish typically do too well in school?
A. Because they work below C level.
Q.
Why did the fish blush?
A. Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
Fishy
Groan of the Day: If you know more funny fish puns, let
minnow!
Pick-Up
a Fish Line: Hey Finny, do you believe in love at first
sight, or should I swim by again?
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Q.
What is it called when a pet kitty cat wins at the dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy!
Q.
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
A. So he wouldn't be spotted.
Q.
What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls.
Q.
What did the poker player do when his cat got hungry?
A. He fed the kitty. |
