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Q. How do crows do complex arithmetic? A. They use a caw-culator!
Q. What do you get if you cross a crow and a Cocker Spaniel? A. A Caw-cker Spaniel!
Q. What was the crow doing on a telephone pole? a. trying to make a long distance phone caw!
Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award? A. He was out-standing in his field!
Q. How do you get a raven to stop calling? A. Take away its phone!


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('Cause Counting Crows Jokes and Black Crowes Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for a Scarecrow in a Corn Field!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Eat crow jokes, raven caw-munity humor, and Halloween caws-tume puns ahead.
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Q. How does a crow with small wings signal Hello? A.. He Microwaves!
Q. what sport do crows love to play? A. Crow-quet!
Did you hear about the crow tat helped sick birds? He made house caws!

Q. Why do crows greet ravens with a peck on the head and a noisy hello?
A. That's just their cawstom.

Q. Who is every dark avian's favorite poet?
A. Edgar Owlan Poe.

Q. What do you get if you cross a raven with an early-blooming tulip?
A. A crowcus bulb.

Q. How do you flatter a crow?
A. Just cawmpliment him.

Q. How does a crow with a broken wing fly?
A. In a heli-caw-pter.

Q. What do you call an area inhabited soley by crows?
A. A caw-munity.

Q. Why do crows like to sit up on cell towers? a. They like microwaves!
Q. Who is a raven's favorite actor? A. Russell Crowe!
Q. How can crows si on power lines? a. they can control mi-crow-watts!

Q. What is it called when a crow is cut in half by a wind turbine?
A. OW!

Q. How do crows and ravens talk to each other?
A. They caw-municate.

Q. Which 1980s bird band is Hard To Handle and Jealous Again?
A. The Black Crowes.

Q. Which Colorblind rock band do ravens Round Here and Mr. Jones enjoy listening to during A Long December?
A. Counting Crows.

Q. Why were there dozens of noisy crows on the power lines?
A. They got together to discuss a common caws.

Q. Why didn't the sassy crow think he'd be a suspect in the crime?
A. Because he always flew under the radar.

Did you know that crows can surf? They like catching microwaves!
Q. What do you get if you cross a rooster and a crow? A. Caw-caw-doodle-do!
Q. Which country is the native homeland of the crow? A. Croatia!

Q. Which west coast state has the largest population of crows and ravens?
A. Caw-lifornia.

Q. Why don't crows and ravens make good pets when they're caged in?
A. Because they have caws-trophobia.

Q. Why was the noisy rooster annoying when walking either forward or backward?
A. 'Cause it crows both ways.

Q. What do you get if you cross a raven with a bullfrog?
A. Croak.

Q. Which country in Europe has the highest population of hyper active crows?
A. In Crow-mania.

Q. Which Rocky Mountain state has the noisiest crows?
A. Caw-lorado.

Q. What does a bird like in his soup? a. Cowtons!
Q. Why are crows such big Broncos fans? A. Just be caws!
Q. What do crows wear on Halloween? A. Caw-stumes!

Q. What do mountain lions like in their salad?
A. Crowmaine lettuce.

Q. Why don't big black birds ever do any knitting?
A. 'Cause they're naturals at crow-cheting.

Q. Why did the boastful Ravens football player become a cannibal?
A. After the fumble that lost the game, he had to eat crow.

Q. Who will lead the Denver Broncos to victory against the Ravens?
A. The caw-terback.

Q. Which member of the Corvid family on Em Street had the scariest Nightmare?
A. Wes cRaven.

Q. Why do crows like come-as-you-are parties?
A. 'Cause they're caws-ual gatherings.

Q. What did a crow wear to the Halloween party? A. A crow-n!
Q. What do you call a bison with wings? a. A buffa-grow!
Q. Who brings presents to good birdies at Christmas time? A. Santa Caws!

Q. Why was the raven dressed like a scarecrow?
A. It was his Halloween cawstume.

Q. What do you get if you cross a crow with a spider?
A. Caw-b webs.

Q. Why did the crow become an entrepreneur?
A. He wanted to start a new cawmpany.

Q. Where do crows say the best sweet corn is grown in the west?
A. Olathe, Caw-lorado.

Q. Which one of Santa's reindeer is the favorite of crows and ravens?
A. Caw-met.

Q. Where do crows like to do their bulk shopping?
A. At CawsCo.

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