What happened when hackers shut down Twitter for a day?
A. Users had to go back to communicating the old fashioned
What's the name of the perverted new social network for
deviants, freaks, and wierdos?
err is human. To blab it all over social media is even more
Why doesn't anybody follow the local fence company on social
A. Because they don't have enough posts.
Which social media portal is intended for covert souls who
are non-specific because they must remain annonymous,
for whatever reason?
What happened when the two webmasters met?
A. It was love at first site!
Media Money Groan of the Day: Twitter is my serious account.
My bank account is the joke one.
Social Media Quote:
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can
change your relationship status. After 3, it should default
to "unstable." – Unknown
How is sketchy Tinder date just like a fire?
A. Both start with a match, and end with a burning sensation.
Social Media Tip of the Day: If you don't have anything
to say, join Twitter, typo it, and nobody will notice.
What do you call somebody who becomes rich and famous posting
his images on social media?
A. A slefie made man.
Media Point to Ponder: If Twitter relocated to San
Diego, would we call it SoCal Media instead?
What do you call a life partner you found on the Internet?
A. Wife i.
What do you call an online marketing pro who makes business
connections using social media?
A. A networker.
What is the name of the oldest Social Network?
A. The Colorado Outdoors.
404 Groan of the Day: All the toilet seats at police
headquarters went missing. Investigators have nothing
to go on... Tech guys at Twitter are looking into it further.
What do customers call the fastest drug dealer in town?
Evolution Point to Ponder: Cavemen lieft messages for others
on walls. Isn't it amazing how things change, yet stay the
same at Facebook?
Why did the blonde stop using Tinder?
A. She wasn't anti-social, she just wasn't user
Why don't zombies like social media?
A. Because most of their followers are mindless!
Why was the famous chef so popular on Facebook?
A. Everybody wanted to check out his thyme line.
What happened to the Pinterest addict at Christmas time?
A. She became a GIF Giver.
How do you know you're a Twitter addict?
A. You already checked your Twitter account three times
before finishing this page of social media jokes!
What do you call the guy who sorts out all the confusing
info at Twitter gathered on recon missions?
A. An intel processor.
I was a kid, my favorite social network was called Outdoors.
Tip: Before every workout, always warm up with at least
10 reps of selfies to both Facebook and Twitter.
How do whales and dolphins share information with each other?
A. With a podcast.
Do old Twitter Tweeps ever die?
A. No, but they do log out.