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A tarantula found a date online. He spider on the web!
Q. What do you call a man online who talks dirty without emotion? A. A Cyberman!
Q. What does Spider-Man do for a living? A. He's a Web Designer!
Did you hear about the new app that translates "Hello" into any language? It truly is Hi-Tech!
Q. What did one horse say to another? A. The pace is familiar, but I can't remember the mane!
Q. What is Spider-Man's favorite month of the year? A. Web-ruary!
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite computer spot? A. The Space Bar?
Gorilla Chef Asks: Where can you expect to find a stirring message? A. In a recipe!
Q. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A. with Ewokie Talkies!

 


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Hulk Asks: What do you call a clip of a macho guy that spreads online? A. A virile video!q. What type of photos do brains post at Facebook? A. Cell-fies!Green Alien Says: I can tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday!

Social Media Factoid: Being popular at Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at the mental hospital.

Q. Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme on Twitter.

Q. How do you know your addiction to Twitter has gone too far?
A. The FBI is looking for you because you're a dangerously funny Serial Twitter!

Q. Which social media site is the favorite of moai on Easter Island?
A. Facebook!

Q. How is Facebook like prison?
A. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on the wall, and you get poked by guys you hardly know!

My Facebook password had been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat. Dog8.1 isn't amused, either.

Now that selfies have become so common, my feed is pretty much Me, Myself, and I. I guess that's why Irene unfriended me?

Q. What do you see on social media now that selfies are so mainstream?
A. Me, Myself, and I. (Irene has her own account.)

Social Media Factoid: Facebook is the best way for anti-social people to have a social life.

You're never truly over somebody until you finally stop checking their Facebook updates.

Q. Why do so many folks follow brew pubs on Instagram?
A. For the Double-Tap.

Q. On which day of the week are the most creepers active at social media sites?
A. LurksDay.

Golden Rule of Social Media: Tweet others the way you want to be Tweeted.

Q. Why did all the photos at Batman's party come out dark? A. Twitter censored!Q. Why do aliens monitor Twitter? A. For the blunt banter!Q. Why don't Cybermen have many Twitter followers? A. They de-tweet them all!

A frazzled guy goes to his doctor and says, "I have an addiction to Twitter."
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I'm not following."

Q. How do you know you're addicted to Twitter?
A. Your friends and followers ambushed you with a Twitter-vention!

Q. How can you tell you're addicted to social media?
A. You've started posting funny memes instead of selfies.

Q. Why was the alien logged in online?
A. To update his Spacebook status.

The truth is out there. Does anybody at Twitter have the URL?

Q. Which Earthling social media post drew the most aliens to the planet?
A. Star Trek: The Motion Twitter.

Q. How do you know you're a Twitter addict?
A. You're there 'til the Twitter End.

Q. Why didn't the Cyberman have many Twitter followers?
A. Because he kept referring to them as "Twits."

Q. How do you know you're a Twitter addict?
A. Because 101 tweeps tweeted you about this page – this morning!

Social Media Point to Ponder: If you had an imaginary friend as a kid, how many will you have after you join Facebook?

Q. Why don't Cybermen have many Facebook friends? A. They delete them all!Tweet Birdies: Gloating on social media after a good round of golfQ. What do you call if when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A. A cellfie!

Q. Why is Facebook a great place for loners?
A. Because it's the only site where they can talk to a wall and not be considered a loser!

Social Media Point to Ponder: What do Facebook employees do at work to waste time?

Q. What did the guy create a second Facebook account for his favored hand?
A. So he could tell everybody about his latest relationship.

Q. What do you call a long online narrative that generates no interest on social media?
A. A never-trending story.

Q. What do you call a hot social media sensation who's not on Facebook, Instagram or Pinterest?
A. Tweet!

Q. How do you know you're addicted to Twitter?
A. You only use Facebook when the Twitter servers are down!

Q. Why does the Frankenstein monster detest social media?
A. Because he has so many followers, and they all have pitchforks!

Q. What do you call a photo update to clarify your last social media post?
A. Later-Gram.

Q. Why does Twitter still have a character limit?
A. To keep posts short and tweet.

Q. How do you know you're a Twitter addict?
A. Every Tweet easily fits in the character count and you don't care if your character counts there.

Q. Where can you post intentionally non-specific posts on social media?
A. Vaguebook.

Q. How can you tell you're too drunk to use Facebook?
A. All your selfies look the same.

Q. Which social network do USO aliens prefer?
A. Fishbook.

Q. How do you know you're addicted to Twitter?
A. You call call girlfriend "Tweetard" and she's Twitterrific with that.

Q. What is great about Facebook?
A. It's just super to keep up on all the parties you weren't invited to.

Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!Q. Which website divulges secrets of the Galactic Empire? A. Wookieeleaks!Q. Why did the Doctor surf the Net? A. He was looking for the Cyberman!

Q. What do you call 18-year-olds using dating apps?
A. Tinder Tots!

When Facebook starts showing how many times you've visited somebody's profile, we're all in big trouble!

Q. What do you have if you're not on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram?
A. A real life.

Q. What happened the last time Instagram went down?
A. Users were forced to communicate the old-fashioned way, via Facebook.

Q. What did the black widow spider do online?
A. She built a dating web site.

Q. How much does one social media hipster weigh?
A. An obscure ratio of Insta-grams to Insta-Nets that you've never heard of.

Q. How can you tell you're addicted to Facebook?
A. You visit sites that list reasons you're addicted to Facebook.

Q. How can you tell you're doing social media right?
A. All of your selfies look like you.

Q. What makes Beethoven the first true hipster in history?
A. He used # in front of everything way before there was Twitter!

Q. What do some Facebook users feed their kids at lunch time?
A. Instagram Crackers.

Social Media Factoid: Google+ was the gym of the Internet. Everybody joined, but nobody ever used it.

Q. Why did the guy run into a stop sign on social media?
A. 'Cause it was a dark post.

Q. Which website know everything about the Galactic Empire? A. Wookiepedia!ET Says: I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all of the fun we had over the weekend!Q. Why don't blondes take their phone into the bathroom? A. They don't want to share their IP address!

Q. What happened when hackers shut down Twitter for a day?
A. Users had to go back to communicating the old fashioned way: Facebook.

Q. What's the name of the perverted new social network for deviants, freaks, and wierdos?
A. Sickipedia.

To err is human. To blab it all over social media is even more so.

Q. Why doesn't anybody follow the local fence company on social media?
A. Because they don't have enough posts.

Q. Which social media portal is intended for covert souls who are non-specific because they must remain annonymous, for whatever reason?
A. Vaguebook.

Q. What happened when the two webmasters met?
A. It was love at first site!

Q. Do old Twitter Tweeps ever die?
A. No, but they do log out.

Social Media Money Groan of the Day: Twitter is my serious account. My bank account is the joke one.

Snarky Social Media Tip of the Day: If you don't have anything to say, join Twitter, typo it, and nobody will notice.

Social Media Point to Ponder: If Twitter relocated to San Diego, would we call it SoCal Media instead?

Q. What do you call a life partner you found on the Internet?
A. Wife i.

Q. What do you call an online marketing pro who makes business connections using social media?
A. A networker.

Q. What is the name of the oldest Social Network?
A. The Colorado Outdoors.

Precinct 404 Groan of the Day: All the toilet seats at police headquarters went missing. Investigators have nothing to go on... Tech guys at Twitter are looking into it further.

Q. What do customers call the fastest drug dealer in town?
A. Instagram.

Funny Social Media Quote:
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3, it should default to "unstable." – Unknown

Q. Why did the blonde stop using Tinder?
A. She wasn't anti-social, she just wasn't user friendly!

Q. Why don't zombies like social media?
A. Because most of their followers are mindless!

Q. Why was the famous chef so popular on Facebook?
A. Everybody wanted to check out his thyme line.

Q. What happened to the Pinterest addict at Christmas time?
A. She became a GIF Giver.

Q. How do you know you're a Twitter addict?
A. You already checked your Twitter account three times before finishing this page of social media jokes!

Q. What do you call the guy who sorts out all the confusing info at Twitter gathered on recon missions?
A. An intel processor.

When I was a kid, my favorite social network was called Outdoors.

Gym Tip: Before every workout, always warm up with at least 10 reps of selfies to both Facebook and Twitter.

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