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PC Puns | 1 | 2
| 3 | 4 | High
Tech Gadget Jokes |
| Internet Jokes, Web Puns, Net Humor
| Social Media Jokes, Twitter Jokes,
Facebook Puns |
| Online Dating Jokes | Cell
Phone Jokes, Smart Phone Puns | Telephone
Jokes, Pole Puns | 2 |
| Battery Jokes and Fully Charged Puns
| Electric Humor, Powerful Puns, Shocking
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Q.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. None. It's a hardware problem.
Q.
How did the computer get drunk?
A. It took too many screen shots!
Q.
Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Q.
Why are laptops in UK heavier than they are in USA?
A. Because the keyboard has an extra pound!
Q.
What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. Lemme sample your chocolate chips. |
My
software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Ouch!
Q.
What did the social spider do on its computer?
A. Built a website!
Q.
What is the most popular computer search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Q.
Why does the blonde always put her laptop on a cooling rack
while she's using it online?
A. 'Cause it says, "This site uses cookies, Duh!"
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Q. Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
A. Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
Q.
What does a new baby computer call its father?
A. Data.
High
Tech Point to Ponder: If we have desktops and laptops, why
don't we call cell phones handtops?
Q.
How did the liberal guy accidentally make his computer racist?
A. He pressed Alt-Right by mistake. |
Q.
What is it called when computer scientist majors repeatedly
poke fun of each other?
A. Cyber Boolean!
Q.
Which language is used in Star Wars to program droids?
A. JawaScript.
Q.
Why did the Stormtrooper call tech support about his laptop?
A. Because he had trouble-shooting problems.
Q.
Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
A. Because he couldn't find the 'Droid he was looking for.
Q.
What did Bruce Banner say to Spider-Man online?
A. "Don't bug me." |
Have
you heard about the new tech nerd band called 1023MB.
They haven't had any gigs yet.
Q.
What happens when you lose a Nintendo game?
A. You ask for a Wii-match.
Q.
Which kind of party lighting do computers like best?
A. CISCO balls.
Cyborg
Wannabe Point to Ponder: Does Artificial Intelligence already
beat real stupidity?
Q.
Why doesn't Star Trek TNG Captain Piccard use an iPhone?
A. He prefers Androids!
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Tech
Tip of the Day: There are some things mankind was
never meant to know. For everything else, there’s
Google.
Q.
Why doesn't the weather work right when the Internet is
down?
A. 'Cause both are cloud-based.
Tech
Tidbit of the Day: Google isn't as smart as we think. When
asked what IDK means, the result was: "I
don't know."
Q.
Why was the computer so shy?
A. Because it had software and hardware, but no underwear!
Q.
What is the tech term for a rotten, defective smart phone
download?
A. Bad applet. |
Be
nice to the nerds, for all you know, they might be the next
Bill Gates!
Tech
Groan of the Day: In a world without fences and walls, who
needs Gates and Windows?
Q.
Why did the computer programmer go broke?
A. He lost all his cache.
Q.
How many laptops did HP make?
A. A Pavilion. |
Q.
Why is it called hyper text?
A. Too much JAVA.
Q.
What is your computer's least favorite food?
A. SPAM!
Today's
Tech Groan: Programming today is a race between software
engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof
programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Tech
Laugh of the Day: Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users
swear at their PC.
Computers
are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open
Windows.
Q.
Why did the big oak tree fall onto a computer?
A. It wanted to log in!
Two
bytes met. First byte asks, "Are you ill?" Second
byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off." |
Pick-Up
Line for computer nerds who can relate to the backend
programming behind this funny come-on.
Computer
Nerd Lament of the Day: My girlfriend and my computer have
something in common. Neither one is responding.
Q.
How do old computer programmers die?
A. They just byte the dust.
Did
you hear about the clever garden gnomes that opened an innovative
gardening and computer supply store? They sell cutting-hedge
technology. |
Q.
What does a computer criminal's mouse like to snack on?
A. Cheese and hackers.
Q.
How do old hackers die?
A. They just go to bits, we hope!
High
Tech Survey of the Day: So, are you the Netflix and Chill
type of girl, or the Amazon Prime and Commitment type?
Q.
How is common sense like dial-up Internet service?
A. Neither is used in today's world! |
Q.
How are a computer that just crashed and a guy who just
had an argument with his wife alike?
A. Both proceed in safe mode.
Tech
Groan of the Day: CAPS LOCK – Preventing
Login Since 1980.
An
SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks,
"Can I join you?"
IT
Fact of the Day: To err is human – and to blame it
on a computer is even more so.
Boss:
How good are you at spreadsheets?
New Employee: I Excel at it. |
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Computer Jokes, Laptop Laughs, 404
PC Puns | 1 | 2
| 3 | 4 | High
Tech Gadget Jokes |
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Internet Jokes, Web Puns, Net Humor
| Social Media Jokes, Twitter Jokes,
Facebook Puns |
| Online Dating Jokes | Cell
Phone Jokes, Smart Phone Puns | Telephone
Jokes, Pole Puns | 2 |
| Battery Jokes and Fully Charged Puns
| Electric Humor, Powerful Puns, Shocking
Jokes |
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Invention Humor | Renewable Energy
Jokes |
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Pick-Up Lines |
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Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3
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Bulb Zodiac Riddles |
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