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Wild
Jokes, Animal Puns, Wildlife One-Liners
Horse
around with funny animal jokes, wild critter humor, and finny fish puns
ewe will enjoy.
Animal Jokes and Funny Wild Animal Puns
(Because Wildlife Puns and
Untamed Humor Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for
Animal-Loving Outdoorsmen!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Fishy jokes, wild animal humor, goosey
grins and lion one-liners ahead.
| Ape Jokes | Bat
Puns | Bear | Bee
| Bigfoot Jokes | Bird
| Bison Puns | Butterfly
| Chimp Grins |
| Crocodile LOLs | Crow
| Deer | Dinosaur
Jokes | Dolphin | Elephant
Jokes | Fish | Fly
Humor |
| Forest Critter | Fox
Puns | Frog | Giraffe
Jokes | Gorilla | Hippo
| Insect | Kangaroo
| Leopard |
| Lion Jokes | Lizard
Laughs | Lobster | Lynx
LOLs | Monkey Jokes | Mouse
| Octopus | Owl
Puns |
| Panda Puns | Polar
Bear | Rabbit |
Safari Animal | Sealife | Shark
LOLs | Shellfish | Snake
Jokes |
| Spider Jokes | Tiger
| T-Rex Jokes | Turtle
| Vet Jokes | Whale
| Wolf Howls | Yak
| Zoo Humor |
Q.
Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten a priest?
A. Because it's hard to keep a good man down.
Q.
Which day do lions eat people?
A. Chewsday!
Q.
What do you call a bad event involving cats?
A. A catastrophe!
Feline
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey Kit, they call me the cat whisperer,
'cause I know exactly what a pussy needs. |
Q.
How does a horse from Kentucky greet another equine?
A. With southern horse-pitality!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a horse and a bee?
A. Neigh Buzz!
Q.
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A. He thought he'd get a kick out of it.
Horse
Pick-Up Line: Hay girl,
are your hooves sore? 'Cause you've been galloping through
my dreams all night long. |
Q.
Why did the nerd go to the lake after bullies teased him?
A. To go fishing for compliments.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a friar and a fish?
A. A Monkfish.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a big fish with a power line?
A. An electric shark!
Big
Fish Pick-Up Line: Baby,
you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to
mount you or eat you! |
Q.
Where do lady monkeys go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Q.
What do monkeys wear while they're cooking?
A. Ape-rons.
Q.
What is the name of the cheeky restaurant that tosses food
onto your face?
A. Monkey Biz. |
Q.
Which sheep is strong enough to hold up the world?
A. Herc-ewe-les!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a gnu and a sheep?
A. A new ewe!
Did
you hear about the accountant who counted sheep in bed?
He made a miscount in the first hour and stayed awake all
night trying to figure it out.
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Q.
Which kind of bugs live in clocks?
A. Ticks.
Buggy
Point to Ponder: What do you call a male ladybug?
Q.
What is the most musical insect?
A. The Hum Bug.
If
cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what the hell is
in Raid? |
Q.
What kind of fish does the pope eat during Lent?
A. Holy Mackerel.
Q.
Which type of fish goes upstream at 90 MPH?
A. The Motor Pike.
Q.
What do you call a naked fish?
A. A barracuda.
Pick-Up
a Fish Line: Hey there, are you a great white shark? 'Cause
you look like you wanna swallow me whole. |
Q.
Which kind of jokes do TV Bigfoot hunters with night vision
cameras like best?
A. Knock Knock Jokes!
Q.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
A. His Yeti Bear!
Q.
Why do Squatches like to tell jokes?
A. They just want to kill you with laughter.
Q.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
A. Yum, Hot Pockets!
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Q.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A. A tunee fish.
Q.
What do you call a smelly fish?
A. A Stink Ray!
Q.
What do you call an underwater social network?
A. Fishbook!
Fishy
Come-On Line: Hey bae,
there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only
one I want to catch right now and mount back at my cabin.
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Q.
What does a farmer call an escaped bird?
A. A Loose Goose!
Q.
What sensation really gives a Canada goose the creeps?
A. Goose bumps.
Q.
What is a goose's favorite television show?
A. The feather forecast!
Q.
What do you call a gaggle of geese playing hide 'n seek?
A. Fowl play |
Q.
What do you call a happy rabbit?
A. An hop-timist!
Q.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A. On their bunny-moon.
Q.
What is a rabbit's favorite recess game?
A. Hop Scotch.
Q.
Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling a little jumpy.
Briar
Patch Pick-Up Line: Hey
Bunny, if I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!
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Q.
How do you save a buck during hunting season?
A. You hang on for deer life.
Q.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
A. Bambi-dextrous.
Q.
What did the doe say to the 24-point buck?
A. Boy, you're horny!
You
don't like my bucking jokes? Well, just deer with it...
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Wildly Funny Wild Animal Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | 11
| 12 | 13
| 14 | 15
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| Gorilla
Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2 | 3
| Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes
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| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Zoo Jokes | Wildcat
Puns | Lion Jokes | 2
| Leopard Jokes, Cheetah Puns
| Lynx LOLs | Tiger
Puns |
| Elephant Jokes | 2
| Giraffe Jokes | Hippo
Puns | 2 |
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes | 2 1 3
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| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | 2 |
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Yak
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Animal Poop Puns | Sports
Animal Jokes | Denver Broncos
Puns |
| Wild Bird Jokes | 2
| 3 | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | 2
| Crow Jokes | 2
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Dolphin
Jokes, Porpoise Puns | Whale Jokes
| Marine Mammal Jokes, Deep Sea Animal
Humor |
| Octopus Jokes, Squid Puns |
Sea Creature Jokes, Shellfsh Puns, Lobster
LOLs, Crab Grins | 3 |
| Fish Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Shark Jokes | 2
| Finny Fish Puns | Tropical
Fish Jokes, Aquarium Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Garden Critter LOLs | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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You've
trotted down this far, so here's
even more wild laughter,
fowl humor, biting
jokes and bucking funny puns
that are the mane event:
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Jokes | Daily Groans | Drunken
Puns | Hairy Jokes |
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Puns | Pirate Jokes | Police
Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes | Social
Media Jokes | Sports Jokes |
| Superhero Puns | Surgeon
Jokes | Tennis Jokes | Travel
Jokes | Turdy Puns | Underwear
Jokes | Urine Puns |
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