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Q. Why don't grasshoppers attend football games? A. They prefer cricket matches!
Q. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A. The Giraffe!
Groaner Pun: A bear was hit by an 18-wheeler. It was a grizzly accident.
Being unable to get help with refinancing made me a loan wolf!

 


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Warning: Proceed with Caution! Roaring funny animal jokes, curious creature humor, and beastly puns ahead.
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Local news reported a crocodile was found in Denver! But nobody was surprised because the forecast predicted a cold snap!Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorado's High Country! Dogs Welcomed!Tiger Says: Caturday is a real snoozer!

Q. What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A. A Navi-Gator!

Q. Why won't crocodiles attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.

Q. What do you call a crocodile that likes to go bowling?
A. An alley-gator.

Q. What do you call swampy plant and animal life in Louisiana?
A. Bayou Diversity.

Q. What is a dog's favorite kind of pizza?
A. Pupperoni!

Q. What should you name a dog that licks electrical cords and outlets?
A. Sparky!

Q. Which dog breed is the quietest?
A. Hush Puppy.

Q. What happened when Dr. Frankenstein crossed a small dog with a cow?
A. It was a terrier bull idea!

Q. Why are tigers considered to be very religious felines?
A. They prey frequently, and they prey as a family.

Q. What do you call a tiger that ate your mother's sister?
A. An aunt-eater.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey babe, are you from Narnia? 'Cause you sure make my lion roar.

Pick Up a Little Lion Line: Meow.

Q. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? A. The banana split!Q. Why was the Energizer bunny arrested? A. He was charged with battery!Kangaroo asks: What happened after the kangaroo drank beer? A He was all hopped up!

Q. What kind of underwear do sexy monkeys wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.

Q. What do you call the top monkey in the tree?
A. Branch Manager.

Q. Why don't monkeys play poker in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs there.

Q. What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A. A Chipmonk.

Q. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward?
A. A receding hare line.

Q. Why don't rabbits get hot during the summer?
A. Because they have hare conditioning.

Pick Up a Rabbit Line: Hey there Peter, can I rub your foot for luck?

Q. How did the bunnies deliver so many Easter baskets so quickly?
A. Lots of co-hop-eration.

Q. What do you call a tired kangaroo?
A. Out of bounds!

Q. What is an energetic kangaroo's favorite season?
A. Spring!

Down Unda Pick-Up Line: Hey Sheila, I have the necessary koala-fications to make you a very happy girl.

Q. Why didn't the furry marsupial make it onto the Olympics team?
A. 'Cause he didn't koala-fy!

Q. What do you get if you cross an optometrist convention and a donkey auction? A. Two eye-gl-asses for the price of one!Q. What do Yeti call thwir offspring? A. Chill-dren!Q. Where does a fish keep his money? A. In a river bank!

Q. What do you call a donkey with a banjo?
A. Blue gr-ass.

Q. What do donkeys send out at Christmas time?
A. Mule-tide greetings.

Q. What do you get if a donkey eats a porcupine?
A. A pain in the ass.

Q. Why didn't the donkey take dancing lessons?
A. 'Cause he had two left feet.

Bigfoot rarely makes an appearance, yeti showed up to joke around here!

Q. Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're killer comedians.

Q. How can you tell Sasquatch has a great sense of humor?
A. These Bigfoot jokes are really dumb, Yeti laughs anyway!

Q. What do single female sasquatches do on Saturday nights?
A. They comb the forest for edible bachelors.

Q. What do you get if you cross a banker and a fish?
A. A loan shark!

Q. What do fish need to stay healthy?
A. Vitamin Sea.

Q. Where do fish look for a new job?
A. In the kelp wanted ads.

Fishy Come-On Line: Hey fella, I see you're on the small side. But don't worry, 'cause I won't throw you back.

Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? Doctors say his condition is stable!Q. Wht did one owl say to another? A. Happy Owl-ween!Fish says: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

Q. Where do horses go when they're sick?
A. To the horse-pital!

Q. How do you know if a colt is sick?
A. He feels a little hoarse.

Q. What do you call an equine that wears condoms?
A. Trojan Horse.

Q. What did the jockey say when asked to train the young race horse?
A. I'll get ride on it!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghoul and an owl?
A. Something that scares people on Halloween and doesn't give a hoot.

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls.

Q. What do you call a magic owl?
A. HOOdini.

Q. Which kind of books do sleuth owls enjoy?
A. Hoot-dunits.

Q. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A. A tunee fish.

Q. What do you call a smelly fish?
A. A Stink Ray!

Q. What do you call an underwater social network?
A. Fishbook!

Q. What do you call it when you're watching only one fish swim around in the pond?
A. Two sides of the same koi.

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| Farm Animals | Chicken Jokes | Cow Puns | Donkey Puns | Horse Jokes | Pig Puns | Sheep Puns |
| Pet Animal Puns | Bird Jokes | Cat Puns and Wildcat Jokes | Dog Jokes | 2 | Pet Rodent Jokes |
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