Q. What do call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A. Annette.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. Cute, but can you breath through it?

Q. Why are elephants so poor?
A. Because they work for peanuts.

Q. What do you get if you cross a trout and an elephant?
A. Fishing trunks.

Q. What did the snake give to his wife?
A. A goodnight hiss!

Q. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A. A Civil Serpent!

Did you hear about the snake love letter? It was sealed with a hiss.

Q. What do you get if you cross a frog and a snake?
A. A jumprope!

Q. What do you call a duck that steals?
A. A Robber Ducky.

Q. What is every duck's favorite television show?
A. The feather forecast.

Q. Where do duck farts come from?
A. A butt quack.

Q. What do you get if you cross a duck and a fireworks?
A. A Fire-Quacker.

Q. What is small, has a long tail, and works with the police?
A. A gerbil shepherd.

Q. What is it called when rodents invade a beaver colony?
A. Hamsterdam.

Q. What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A. Julius Cheeser.

Q. What do penguins like for lunch?
A. Brrrr-itos!

Q. How do debonair penguins like their Scotch?
A. On the rocks!

Q. Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A. Because they don't have pockets.

Q. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
A. H-opera!

Q. What does a frog say when it sees something really terrific?
A. Toad-ally Awesome!

Q. How do frogs die?
A. They kermit suicide!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A. A bird that will talk your ear off!

Q. What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
A. Shredded Tweet.

Q. Which grotesque literary character looked a bit like an extinct bird?
A. Quasi-Dodo.

Q. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear and a pig?
A. A Teddy Boar!

Q. What do you call a little bruin with no teeth?
A. Gummy Bear.

Q. What should you do if you're hiking and see a posted warning about grizzlies?
A. Bear that in mind!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A. A hare dryer.

Q. What kind of music do urban rabbits prefer?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What does Elmer Fudd call it when Bugs Bunny is really harassing him?
A. Having a bad hare day!

Q. What did boyfriend mouse say to girlfriend mouse's family?
A. Mice to meet you.

Q. Why did the mouse stay indoors?
A. Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Q. What is a rodent's favorite band?
A. Modest Mouse.

Q. What was the rodent doing at the gym?
A. He was working on his hamsterings.

Q. How do you measure a snake?
A. In inches. They don't have any feet.

Q. What is an iguana's favorite movie?
A. The Lizzard of Oz.

Q. What is a snake's favorite dance?
A. The Mamba.

Q. What's it called when you take a selfie with a rattlesnake?
A. A big misssstake!

Q. Why don't monkey's ever play cards in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs there.

Q. What does a gorilla eat when he visits Paris?
A. Ape Suzettes.

Q. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A. He had to attend to some monkey biz on the other side.

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