horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey."
Horse says, "Yes please. And can I get a beer with
of fertilizer walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You
can come in, but don't give me any sh*t."
Why was the horse naked?
A. Because his jockey fell off.
Pick-Up Line: Hay
girl, aren't you tired? 'Cause you've been galloping through
my mind all evening.
How do you catch fish without a fishing rod?
A. Just use your bear hands!
How do you apologize to a bruin?
A. Bear your heart and soul.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
Why are polar bears such popular party guests?
A. Because they really know how to break the ice.
What does a kangaroo say about the time he lost the high-jump
A. I roo the day...
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a calendar?
A. Leap Year.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A Pouch Potato!
What did Mrs. Kangaroo expect her hubby to do with today's
A. Hop to it!