| Q.
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.
Q.
Why did the blonde vampire try out to be a porn star?
A. 'Cause she had really big fangs and thangs.
Q.
Why did the vampire act so batty?
A. It was in his blood.
Q.
Where do British vampires go to vacation?
A. The Isle of Fright!
Vampire
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
wanna go out for a bite? |
Q.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.
Q.
What do you call a skeleton that stays out in sub-zero weather
too long?
A. A Numbskull.
Q.
What happens when you watch skeleton porn?
A. You end up with a boner.
Q.
Why don't skeletons play on the Denver Broncos team?
A. They are big-boned enough, but they only have enough
heart to play for the Denver Nuggets. |
Q.
What does a ghost wear if it's pouring outside?
A. Rain BOOts.
Q.
Which street do ghosts live on?
A. A dead end!
Q.
Why do ghosts make bad con artists?
A. 'Cause you can see right through them.
Q.
What does a ghost panda eat?
A. BamBOO.
Q.
What do you call a little ghost whose sheet is torn?
A. A holy tearer. |
