| Q.
Why should a skeleton drink eight glasses of milk per day?
A. They say it's good for the bones.
Q.
What does a French skeleton call his buddies?
A. Bone Ami.
Q.
What do skeletons say when they depart on a journey?
A. Bone Voyage!
Q.
What do you call a skeleton that won't get up in the morning?
A. Lazy Bones! |
Q.
What do you call a hungry vampire at a wedding reception?
A. Vampire, The Buffet Slayer.
Vampire
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
is that blood lust I'm sensing, or just lust?
Q.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus performer?
A. A bloody entertaining act that goes straight for the
juggler!
Q.
Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A. Vampires hate all the petty winged competitors. |
Q.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
A. Hex Support!
Q.
Why did a witch keep turning into Minnie Mouse?
A. She was having Disney spells.
Q.
Why are witches great computer programmers?
A. Because they always recurse.
Q.
Why did the witch toss her broom into the washing machine?
A. She wanted to make a clean sweep. |
