| Q.
Who is the sassiest supervillain on Pikes Peak?
A. Sass-quatch!
Q.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're killer comedians.
Q.
How can you tell Sasquatch has a great sense of humor?
A. These supervillain jokes are really dumb, Yeti laughs
anyway!
Q.
What diet did Mr. Freeze go on?
A. The Meltdown Diet. |
Black
Widow Pick-Up Line:
Hey dude, I think you'll find it shocking when you see just
how flexible I can be.
Q.
When does Poison Ivy change her underwear?
A. When they get soiled.
Q.
Why doesn't Batman like to go on nature walks?
A. Because he detests Poison Ivy.
Q.
How did Batman nearly contract AIDS?
A. From playing around with Poison-HIVy.
|
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I bet I could penetrate your shield with my scepter.
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I know a situation where you can come out on top.
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
my metal tongue is good for more than lying, Care to find
out what?
Loki
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
if I had a star for every time you've brightened my day,
I'd have my Milky Way with you. |
