Q.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
A. His parents were deceased.
Gotham
City Blues: My boss told me to dress for the job I want,
not the job I have. So now, I'm sitting in HR dressed like
Batman.
Q.
How is Batman like false teeth?
A. Both only come out at night.
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Q.
Why is Bruce Wayne always the team's star player?
A. Because
he's so good at winging it!
Q.
What did Alfred call Batman when he was a mere lad?
A. 'Lil Wayne.
Q.
How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A. She can't anymore, so Alfred does.
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Q.
What did Batman say to Robin?
A. You wanna just hang out some night this week?
Batcave
Point to Ponder: If Batman doesn't like cheating or stealing,
does he like Robin?
Catwoman
Pick-Up Line: Batman,
I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrievous.
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