Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
A. His parents were deceased.
City Blues: My boss told me to dress for the job I want,
not the job I have. So now, I'm sitting in HR dressed like
How is Batman like false teeth?
A. Both only come out at night.
Why is Bruce Wayne always the team's star player?
he's so good at winging it!
What did Alfred call Batman when he was a mere lad?
A. 'Lil Wayne.
How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A. She can't anymore, so Alfred does.
What did Batman say to Robin?
A. You wanna just hang out some night this week?
Point to Ponder: If Batman doesn't like cheating or stealing,
does he like Robin?
Pick-Up Line: Batman,
I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrievous.
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