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Q. Why does Batman win at cards? A. Because he always get the Joker!
Q. Why did all the photos at Batman's party come out dark? A. Twitter censored!
Q. What is Batman's favorite part of the joke? A. The punch line!
Q. What does Batman say when he needs to cuss somebody out? A. You Batstard!

 


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Q. What is Gotham City's safest day of the week? A. Baturday!Q. What does Bruce Wayne eat when it's cold outside? A. Alpha-Bat Soup!Q. What is Batman's favorite drink? A. Fruit punch!

Q. What is Bruce Wayne's favortie sport?
A. Bat-sketball.

Q. Which Japanese action film was actually about Batman?
A. Mighty Orphan Power Rangers.

Q. Why did Batman and Robin stop going on fishing trips together?
A. Because Robin always ate all the worms early in the morning.

Q. How did young Bruce Wayne carry his books to school?
A.
In a bat-pack.

Q. What is Batman's favorite beverage?
A. Lemon Aid.

Q. What happened when Batman got a new stuntman?
A. Only Christian Bale fans were Affleck-ted by it.

Q. What did Robin say when he saw the Help Wanted sign?
A. Batman, it looks like somebody at Taco Bell is in trouble!

Q. How does Bruce Wayne stay so fit?
A. He enjoys playing Batminton.

Robin: Holy Batman! The BatRemote to the BatTV isn't working.
Batman: Did you check the Batteries?
Robin: What are teries?

Q. What is the biggest differnce between Batman and a robber? A. Batman can go into a store without Robin!Q. Why did Batman go to the men's room? A. Because he's Bathman!Q. What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

Q. What did Batman say to the vampire?
A. "Hey, you wanna hang out with me tonight?"

Q. Why does Batman wear dark clothing?
A. Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q. Why does Robin wear bright clothing?
A. Because Batman does not want to get shot!

Q. What did Robin say to Batman when they finally found a box of tissues?
A. Holy Kleenex! It was right under our nose and we blew it!

Superhero Point to Ponder: Do citizens of Gotham City consider Ben Affleck Batman or Buttman?

Q. Which superhero movie morphed Bruce Wayne into Sherwood Forest?
A. Batman and Robinhood.

Q. How does Catwoman feel about Batman?
A. She thinks he's just purr-fect.

Q. What did Batman say to his girlfriend on February 14?
A. You not being my Valentine would be an inJustice!

Q. What did Batman give Catwoman on Valentine's Day?
A. Eek! A Mouse!

Batman doesn't make New Year's relolutions, he enforces them!Q. Which positioin did Bruce Wayne play in Lttle League? A. bat boy!Happy Batman Day!

Q. Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
A. His parents were deceased.

Gotham City Blues: My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. So now, I'm sitting in HR dressed like Batman.

Q. How is Batman like false teeth?
A. Both only come out at night.

Q. Why is Bruce Wayne always the team's star player?
A.
Because he's so good at winging it!

Q. What did Alfred call Batman when he was a mere lad?
A. 'Lil Wayne.

Q. How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A. She can't anymore, so Alfred does.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin?
A. You wanna just hang out some night this week?

Batcave Point to Ponder: If Batman doesn't like cheating or stealing, does he like Robin?

Catwoman Pick-Up Line: Batman, I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrievous. Hot or NOT?

Batman says: Broncos stand united! Go Denver! Ouch!Q. Why did Batman flush the toilet? A. Because it was his duty!Q. How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? A. Batman is NOT afraid of the dark!

Q. Which sport is Bruce Wayne really good at?
A. Baseball, because he's really good with a bat.

Q. Why did Robin kick Batman while he was knocked to the ground and badly bruised?
A. Because Robin thought Batman needed a sidekick.

Too bad Batman's not a quarterback. Go Broncos!

Q. Why did Batman rush into the Bat Cave?
A.
He really needed to use the Bat Room.

Q. What is the worst stinking part about being Batman?
A. It takes forever for a fart to exit a rubber suit!

Q. Where does Batman go when he needs a break?
A. To the bat-room.

Q. Why were the werewolves pissed off at Batman?
A. His bat signal was blocking the full moon!

Q. What does Bruce Wayne enjoy for dinner on a cold winter's night?
A. A bowl of alpha-bat soup.

Q. What is the most regrettable thing about being Batman?
A. Knowing you'll never make your parents proud.

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