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The gym has no confidence in me. The first machine they put me on was the respirator!
Hulk Asks: What do you call it if two seats buckle under you in one day? A. A bad chair day!
Q. Why did the stupid bodybuilder train at the zoo? A. He wanted to get ripped to shreds!
Hulk Asks: What do you call guys sharing quarters at the most macho dorm? A. Stud Roomies!

 


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Furiously funny rants, smashing LOLs, radioactive green puns, raging jokes and Banner laughs.

The Hulk Humor, Incredible Jokes, Angry Puns
(Because "You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry" Could Never Be TOO Mainstream During a 105 Heat Wave!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk, but keep a low profile! Anger Management session in progress...
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Hulking Funny: What do you get if you pour cement on a burglar? A Hardened CriminalHulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindI used to be a Velcro salesman, but I could not stick with it.

The Incredible Hulk doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.

Q. Why didn't David Banner wear designer jeans?
A. Because Hulk thought they were a rip off!

Incredible Factoid: When The Hulk is in a crowded location, he doesn't walk around people. He smashes them down.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

Q. Why is The Hulk always served first at restaurants?
A. Because they don't want to make him h-angry!

Incredible Trivia: Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, except The Hulk when he's angry.

Q. What has 102 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
A. His zipper.

Q. Why doesn't Bruce Banner wear designer shirts?
A. Because The Hulk won't go commercial.

Hulking Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, once you go green, you'll never go mean.

My door was a jar, so I added jelly... Now it's a door jam!I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell into the sink.A guy was always leaving himself voicemail messages, he was so self-sendered!

Q. Why did Taco Bell add green chili to the menu?
A. So The Hulk would know what to order and not get h-angry!

Q. What is Bruce Banner's favorite drink?
A. Fruit punch!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hi girly, Hulk smash you with love.

Q. Why did Hulk flush the toilet?
A. Because it was his duty!

Q. What do you call it when David Banner won't speak to you?
A. The Incredible Sulk.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Girl. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY!

Q. What did The Hulk say when he saw Wonder Woman?
A. Hulk horny!

Q. What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A. "Don't bug me."

Pick-Up a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd take a ride on your Incredible Hulk.

Hulk with Pot Leaves: An Expert Farmer is Outstanding in His FieldI can't control myself around you, you turn me into a cheesy muenster!Why did the farmer quit? His celery wasn't high enough!

Q. Why does Bruce Banner always recycle?
A. He believes in going green.

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, wanna find out just why they call me Incredible?

Jolly Green Giant Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, no I'm not The Hulk. But, believe me, I can show you something gigantic, green, and largely incredible.

Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, put me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in bed – literally.

Q. Why is The Hulk always so Angry?
A. Because he's still a virgin!

Incredible Green Hookup Line: Hey girly, Hulk show you just why he called strongest there is!

Q. Why does The Hulk use ribbed condoms inside out?
A. Because he's all about the pleasure when he's not angry.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Hulk? 'Cause you are really smashing.

Incredible Come-On: Hi bae, I'm Hulk. Make me angry, and I go green.

If Satan lost his hair, would there be Hell toupee?I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it did come back to me.Pot Humor: Before and After Shots of Hulk Gnoming Green

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Ouch!

Q. Why was The Incredible Hulk fired from his gig as a TV weatherman?
A. Because his forecast was always the same: Partly cloudy with a 50% chance of pain.

When The Hulk finishes his workout, the gym takes a break!

Q. How do you describe the time when The Hulk was born?
A. It was a Banner year.

Q. Why does Bruce Banner still wear classic Levi's 501 jeans in 2020?
A. Because hipster skinny jeans all have too much spandex in them!

Q. Why are The Hulk's pants purple?
A. Because they orange green, due to basic color theory.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, the shorts don't aways stay on when I Hulk out.

Incredible Green Words of the Day: Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll.

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