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Q. How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A. Who Knows? It's never been done!
Q. What would you expect to find in Superman's bathroom? A. The Superbowl!
Q. What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? A. Pooperman!
Q. What do you call a Doctor in the sewer? A. Doctor Poo!
Hulk Says: Yuck, I just stepped in a big pile of Monday!

 


Super Pooper Puns, Toilet Jokes, Flush Humor
A flood of super funny bathroom humor, crapped crusader jokes, and POWerful stinker puns!

Superhero Poop Jokes and Crappy Crusdader Puns
(Because "Everyone Poops" is Far TOO Mainstream Reading for Busy Caped Crusader Superheroes On The Go!)
Warning: Do Proceed at Your Own Peril! Super powerful toilet puns ahead. PS: Batroom humor really stinks!
| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Supervillain Jokes |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | The Hulk Hookups | Batman Chat Ups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs | 2 | Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW! Batman Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Superman Jokes | Spider-Man Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Green Hulk Laughs | Super Chuck Norris Jokes |

Q. What would you expect to find in Superman's bathroom? A. The Superbowl!Q. Why did Batman go into the men's room? A. H guano do his duty!Q. Why did Superman flush the toilet? A. It was his duty!

You know, krytonite must really smell super bad?

Q. How do you describe a super fart?
A. The lonely cry of a nerdy turd at Comicon.

When a cow in the sky drops a pie in your eye, that's amore? Wham! Smells like being a superhero isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Q. What did Lois Lane call Clark Kent when he had diarrhea?
A. Super duper pooper.

Q. Where does Superman park his privates?
A. On Lois Lane.

Q. What did the toilet say about Bruce Wayne's guano?
A. Holy Batman! That's just craptastic!

BTW, Sham Wow may clean up some messes, but it takes a superhero to de-stink the crapper puns here.

Q. How many caped crusaders does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A. Seriously? That's part of Alfred's job description.

Q. What did the religious superhero say before he flushed the toilet?
A. Holy Crap!

Q. How do you describe a super fart?
A. You say, "@#$%!" without breathing.

Whoa! Now we finally know exactly how kryptonite cripples Superman!

Clark Kent may fart around, but Superman is always a real gas!

Q. What happened when Clark Kent asked Lois Lane to meet him in the restroom?
A. She totally blew him off!

Q. How is toilet paper like a superhero?
A. You're either on a roll or taking a bunch of sh*t from some asshole!

Q. Where does Batman go potty? A. In the bat room!Q. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A. It was his doody!Q. Why did Batman go to the men's room? A. Because he's Bathman!

Does Batman really guano know what Robin's been doing in the Batroom for the past hour?

Q. Why are Batmans's farts louder than Batgirl's farts?
A. Because Batman has a microphone and two speakers.

Q. How do you describe the smell of a super fart?
A. KAPOW! Wham! Holy Batman!

Q. What is green and smelly?
A. Incredible Hulk poop!

You have to wonder if toilets run, just because they saw The Incredible Hulk?

Q. What do a toilet and an angry David Banner have in common?
A. Shit goes down!

Crappy Point to Ponder: Does The Hulk call a bowel movement a Banner event?

Q. What did Commissioner Gordon call it when the Joker blew up the Gothic City drainage system?
A. A sewer-side bombing!

Q. How do you know a superhero joke will be really shitty?
A. It was told by a crapped crusader!

Q. When does Poison Ivy change her underwear?
A. When they get soiled.

Q. What do you call a bathroom superhero? A. Flush Gordon!Q. Why did Batman flush the toilet? A. Because it was his duty!Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet? A. He scares the sh*t out of it!

Q. Why doesn't The Hulk have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the crap out of it!

Q. Who do ladies call a bathroom superhero?
A. Any guy who puts the seat back down!

Pee Point to Ponder: Do funny urine jokes piss off The Incredible Hulk?

Crappy Point to Ponder: Does it take a super plumber to unclog a super doody gone south?

When you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter... Holy Crap! Diarrhea!

Q. What kind of car does Batman drive instead of the Batmobile when he's got diarrhea?
A. A BMW.

Q. What did Robin say to Batman when they finally found a box of tissues?
A. Holy Kleenex! It was right under our nose and we blew it!

Q. Why are Ninja farts so dangerous?
A. Because they are silent, yet deadly!

Q. Why did they stop manufacturing the extra strength Chuck Norris brand toilet paper?
A. Because it didn't take any shit from anybody!

Did you know Chuck Norris had the idea to can his urine as a beverage? It's marketed under the name, Red Bull.

Hulk Asks: What do toilets and anniversaries have in common? A. Men always miss them!Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it!A man who digs for his watch in a toilet is bound to have sh*tty timing!

Super dog owners know it's smartest to just leave the lid down before and after each use. Less super pooper airborne yuk on the toothbrush that way, too.

Q. What kind of toilet tissue does Spider-Man use?
A. Fly Paper!

Q. How is toilet paper like a superhero?
A. You're either on a roll or taking a bunch of sh*t from some asshole!

Q. What is Superman's favorite part of this sh*tty toilet joke?
A. The punch line!

Q. What did Superman say when he entered a bathroom with no toilet paper?
A. Great Scott Free!

Q. What did Superman call Jimmy Olsen when he did stories about dirty dog parks?
A. A Super Pooper Scooper.

Q. Where does Spiderman poop?
A. Web-ever he wants.

Q. When does Poison Ivy change her underwear?
A. When they get soiled.

Q. Why did the comic book villain always smash up bathrooms decorated with ceramics?
A. Because he had a wreck tile dysfunction!

| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Supervillain Jokes |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | The Hulk Hookups | Batman Chat Ups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs | 2 | Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW! Batman Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Superman Jokes | Spider-Man Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Green Hulk Laughs | Super Chuck Norris Jokes |

| Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Crap Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes |


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