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Q. Why does Batman win at cards? A. Because he always get the Joker!
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Q. Where does Superman park his privates? A. On Lois Lane!Q. What does Batman put in his lemonade? A. Just ice!Q. What is Spider-Man's favorite month of the year? A. Web-ruary!

Q. Why did Lois Lane break up with Superman?
A. Because he claimed even X-ray vision couldn't penetrate her meatloaf!

Q. What did Lois Lane find in Clark Kent's pants?
A. Super balls.

Q. Which song is still stuck in Lois Lane's head, even after all these years?
A. Superman Inside by Eric Clapton.

Q. What did Lois Lane find in Clark Kent's bathroom?
A. A super bowl.

Q. Why doesn't Batman like Mr. Freeze?
A. Mr. Freeze always gives him the cold shoulder!

Q. Why does Robin always cut Batman off at the bar before he's gothamed?
A. So he doesn't sign the credit card bill as Bruce Wayne.

Bruce Wayne Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I need you more than Gotham City needs Batman.

Gotham City Point to Ponder: How do you know I'm NOT Batman considering that nobody has ever seen Batman and me in the same room?

Q. Why is Spider-Man such a great baseball player?
A. He really knows how to catch flies!

Pick-Up Spiderman Line: Hey dude, I see your fly is down.

Q. Where is the home of Spiderman in the 21st Century?
A. The World Wide Web.

Q. Which part of a computer is Spider-Man's favorite?
A. The web cam.

Q. What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel? A. A Ferrous Wheel!Q. Why did Batman take Wonder Woman to a used car dealership? A. To use her lasso of truth on the salesman!Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it!

Q. What would you call an alliance between Iron Man and the Silver Surfer?
A. Alloys.

Q. How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?
A. He gets help from Iron Man.

Q. What did Iron Man say to Captain America over the walkie-talkie?
A. Steve, Roger that.

Q. What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A. Iron Man is a superhero, and Iron Woman is a laundress command. OUCH!

Q. Which superhero is the most curious of the all?
A. Wonder Woman.

Q. What happened when Wonder Woman tried to send her beau a nudie selfie?
A. Nothing because she didn't turn on The Flash!

Q. What does Wonder Woman call her lover's penis?
A. Amazon Fulfillment Center.

Q. Why did the junkie attempt to abduct Wonder Woman?
A. Because he was a heroine addict.

Did you know that when Clark Kent goes into a phone booth, Superman comes out? But when Chuck Norris walks into a phone booth it explodes and Chuck just walks away!

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Actually, those are just a few of Chuck Norris's warmup exercises.

Super Factoid: Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Super Duper Point to Ponder: An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is Karate Wrangler Sex. Coincidence? We think not!

Q. What happens when Batman and Robin fight a steamroller? A. They become Flatmand and Ribbon!Q. Why is Batman so serious? A. I'm not the Joker!Q. What do you get when you cross Batman with a tree? A. Spruce Wayne!

Q. Why did Batman rush into the Bat Cave?
A. He needed to use the Batroom...

Q. What do you get after a rock slide on I70 near Georgetown, Co comes down on Batman and Robin?
A. Flatman and Ribbon.

Q. Why did Robin kick Batman while he was knocked to the ground and badly bruised?
A. Because Robin thought Batman needed a sidekick.

Q. Which type of tea does Batman drink?
A. Vigilan-tea!

Q. Which supervillain really pisses Batman off?
A. Man-Bat!

Q. What is the theme song in Batman's supervillain's dreams?
A. Joker Crashes the Party by Lorne Balfe.

Q. How did the Joker fix his chattering teeth?
A. With Crazy Glue.

Q. What is the ring tone on Commisionor Gordon's phone?
A. Batman's in the Zone by Lorne Balfe.

Q. Why did Batman scale the giant redwood?
A. He was looking for Robin's love nest.

Q. Who would alternate universe Batman be if he wasn't rich?
A. He'd be Robbin'?

Q. Why did Batman and Robin stop going on fishing trips together?
A. Because Robin always ate all the worms early in the morning.

Q. Why is Batman the first to arrive at the scene of the crime?
A. He likes being at the battlefront.

Q. What is Iceman's favorite band? A. Cold Play!Q. Who is Hulk's favorite band? A. Green Day!Q. Where does Batman winter in Florida? A. Boca Baton!

Q. How was Aquaman born?
A. By Sea-Section.

Q. In which branch of the military did Aquaman serve?
A. The Aquamarines.

Q. Which kind of birds does Aquaman like best?
A. Sea-gills.

Q. What is Aquaman's favorite football team?
A. Miami Dolphins.

Q. What is Aquaman's favorite color?
A. Aquamarine Blue.

Q. Which song does The Hulk sing along to?
A. Everyday Superhero by Smashmouth.

Q. What is The Hulk's least favorite song?
A. Nobody Loves The Hulk by Roy Head & The Traits.

Q. How does The Hulk describe Painful superhero Puns?
A. Tear-able, Terrible, and Terror-able!

Q. Why didn't David Banner wear designer jeans?
A. Because The Hulk thought they were a rip off and always got really angry!

Q. What is Batman's favorite part of the parade?
A. The baton twirlers.

Q. Why did Commissioner Gordon fail with his date?
A. He was sending bat signals.

Batman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, most people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime!

Superhero Point to Ponder: Do citizens of Gotham City consider Ben Affleck Batman or Buttman?

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